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    Isaiah
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    Wet Shaving: The Art of Manliness

    How many of you are man enough to shave the old fashioned way?

    Double edged razor, badger shaving brush, Williams shaving soap, mug and splashing on Pinaud Bay Rum after shave that will literally make you scream in agony! Yeah it burns but it is good kind of burn.

    I don't suppose many of you pussies are bad ass enough to man up and do it the old fashioned way like me, Teddy Roosevelt, JFK and your grandfather. Back when shaving was a test of man's ability to withstand pain. Yeah that's the way it should be and just the way I like it.

    That's why I'm a genuine He-Man and you are what you are. Take your safety razors, disposables and electric shavers shove them up your collective arses you bunch of metro sexual wimps.

    Small wonder the women won't leave me alone and keep coming, or should I say cumming, back for more and more and more of me.

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    No that's ok; I embrace progress and shave correctly for these times.

    Do you drive around in a horse and buggy?
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    Blades way cheaper.

    I recommend it.

    Also love my pinaud bay rum.

    Small world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Blades way cheaper.

    I recommend it.

    Also love my pinaud bay rum.

    Small world.
    Nice to find out who the other REAL men are on SBR.What kind of blades you use?

    Feathers for me and my German made Merkur razor. Nothing but the best for my beautiful face! Pure class.

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    Yes, I use a double edge razor and a boar or badger hair shave brush.

    They provide a far superior shave to the multi-blade cartridge crap, they save money, and they're environmentally friendly.

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    lol

    I shave in shower

    simple

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    lol someone is really confused about what being a real man is.
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    Real men don't run to Youtube to find out "How to shave like a real man"
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    One of my buddies told me the BEST SHAVE is with a straight razor at a barbershop. Told me it's the cleanest shave ever. Never tried it before. I'm sure that can get expensive though lol also add up time and gas money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    One of my buddies told me the BEST SHAVE is with a straight razor at a barbershop. Told me it's the cleanest shave ever. Never tried it before. I'm sure that can get expensive though lol also add up time and gas money.
    Straight razor shaves are best but yes the expense is the one down side. Nice to have someone do the work for you as with all things in life.

    I foolishly bought a straight razor a few years ago that I have used like 3 times.

    Bigger waste of money

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    Actually real men don't shave. They have beards but the op is too much of a bitch who pees sitting down to know this. Bow down bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grits n' Gravy View Post
    Actually real men don't shave. They have beards but the op is too much of a bitch who pees sitting down to know this. Bow down bitch.

    LOL men with ugly dirty beards have small cocks

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    Quote Originally Posted by jayfly View Post
    LOL men with ugly dirty beards have small cocks
    How would you know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grits n' Gravy View Post
    Actually real men don't shave. They have beards but the op is too much of a bitch who pees sitting down to know this. Bow down bitch.
    Considering it is necessary for you -- to use a tin snips to cut through kinky wire we fully understand your people's neglect of personal hygiene. For those of you unfamiliar with poster "Grits n' Gravy" here's a picture of him:
    Last edited by shari91; 10-06-15 at 03:52 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Real men don't run to Youtube to find out "How to shave like a real man"
    Oh gosh what a wit! I don't mind getting flamed if it contains even a morsel of wit or humor. So pick up your game Sparky, you are really weak.

    I've been shaving before you were even a stain spot inside your mother's polyester XXXL slacks begotten while she was pulling tricks in the backseat of johns cars on skid row. In other words, before the internet was even invented.
    Last edited by Isaiah; 10-05-15 at 10:25 PM.

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    Isaiah I do not want to be associated with a thread many would consider racist.

    Thanks,
    Mo

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Isaiah I do not want to be associated with a thread many would consider racist.

    Thanks,
    Mo
    Shocked. Hurt. Dumbfounded. Speechless. That is how I am feeling right now Mo. I expected more from a REAL man. I thought we could be friends.

    Best wishes with your wet shaving experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guitarjosh View Post
    How would you know?
    They did a poll.

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    Eat your heart out wimps!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Proffett View Post
    No that's ok; I embrace progress and shave correctly for these times.

    Do you drive around in a horse and buggy?
    That's why you buy your suits at J.C. Penny and I have mine tailored made by the finest tailors in the world.
    I'm everything you wish you were but aren't. I understand.

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    Straight blade feels amazing at a barber, I have never attempted this myself but I wish I had those skills. Closest shave I've ever had and that is coming from a guy who buys the expensive as hell gillette nonsense and I shaved every day of my life practically.

    This is actually my favorite part of being out of the military now is trying to decide what to do with the beard. I thought about duck dynasty for a while, standard goatee that I would stubble grow on vacations while in the service, tom selleck moostash, trimmed beard or focus beard as I call it etc etc. Very fun having choices again.

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    I absolutely hate shaving and facial hair in general
    here's a video of someone dropping 60 bucks for the Royal Shave


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Proffett View Post
    No that's ok; I embrace progress and shave correctly for these times.

    Do you drive around in a horse and buggy?
    Yes he does. He is a "real man".

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    As a cordless electric shaver myself, I can sit here and buzz it off while looking at you guys post.

    I don't have an hour to cut the shit off my face the old fashioned way, but to each his own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Isaiah View Post
    For those of you unfamiliar with poster "Grits n' Gravy"

    Gritter is one of the best. Never fukkin heard of you
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    if you do not shave in the shower you are a jerkoff

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    the invention of the cartridges was a step backward for shaving and a step forward for gilette's profits. wet shaving is the closest, smoothest way to get a shave if you have extra time to work up a lather. got a merkur razor, feather blades, taylor of old bond street shaving cream. looking to get a muhle r41, supposed to be the most aggressive, closest shave on the market.




    i've noticed guys who use straight razors talk about how manly they are because of the way they shave. the same guys who brag about drinking whiskey and doing other "manly things". whatever makes you feel confident.

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    I have a gillete sensor excel, circa 1999, pay too much for the cartridges (even on Amazon), but have taken notice of this wet shave craze. I have a beard now so shaving is minimal, but maybe when I lose enough weight to shave this badboy and have some semblance of a jawline, I will try it out.

    Question: is it not recommended to manscape with these wet shavers? Looks like it could be dangerous.

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    I have an electric razor, gets the job done 95% of the time. If I need something closer or smoother, I'll shave in the shower. Seems like some boys have this fantasy going on in their head of what a real man is and they view their fathers and grand-fathers as "real men", so monkey see, monkey do.

    The whole concept of manliness is ridiculous. Too many insecure fukcs running around.

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    shari- you can let isiah run his mouth because if he ever sticks his head out in vegas i will personally chop it off. not a threat....a guarantee.

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    only twinks worry about really close shaves

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    Since razors are just so expensive, I just skip the middle man and simply rip the facial hair off of my face every now and then. Sure, it can get a little bloody, but that is easily cleaned up with some after shave (usually just a mixture of hot sauce, lemon juice and bullet casings)
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    Only a broke mf'er shaves his own face. Pay the 10 bucks at the barber shop and get it done like a "REAL" man, not some brokedik scraping iron over your own face

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