1. 08-25-15 05:44 PM #1
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    Clumsy kid trips and falls into 1.5 Million Dollar painting tearing a hole in it.

    Ouch.



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  2. 08-25-15 06:45 PM #2
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    Who ever positioned that painting there is probably looking for a new job.
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  3. 08-25-15 07:27 PM #3
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    Almost looks like he did it on purpose
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  4. 08-26-15 03:48 AM #4
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    Punkass little pruny shit should be tossed over a cliff sewn into a gunny sack full of rattlesnakes...
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  5. 08-26-15 08:31 AM #5
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    i saw this already on "What would you do," where that mescin John Quiones let some little kids draw on supposed masterpieces while their parents went to the shitter............
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  6. 08-26-15 08:35 AM #6
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    shit, having watched the vid, can't believe it wasn't on some sort of backing to prevent that shit, as it didn't look like much of an impact.

    this vid reminded me of myself back in high school, where any field trip to a museum generally involved some sort of vandalism to a relic or treasure from years gone past......

    only difference is we weren't fat and ran away quickly after doing some stupid shit like this
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  7. 08-26-15 08:37 AM #7
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    Experts now suggesting the painting may be fake.

    http://news.yahoo.com/taiwan-boy-acc...091910824.html

    5/10

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  8. 08-26-15 08:42 AM #8
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    Best field trip of all time was during senior year, when our gay English teacher, who was also the "Drama Class" instructor, in an obvious moment of horrible insight and decision-making, decided to take his senior English class to an evening showing of some gay-ass Shakespeare play at a small, intimate local theatre, which he had scored a role in.

    this mother fukker thought this was his chance to shine in front of his students.

    Instead, we showed up with packs of bb's, sat on the last row of seats, and literally pelted the cast with bb's for the entire first act.

    as a shakespeare play is often serious in parts, during the quiet drama scenes you could hear the bb's raining down on the stage.

    it was hilarious watching the actors flinch and wince when being hit......

    they threw our asses out at the first break...... Lights came on and seven or eight empty gold and black tubes of bb's laid near our seats.

    the gay teacher was mortified as this hurt his rep in the gay theatre crowd, apparently, as he'd been braggin to his butt buddies about what great students he had, etc.

    he tried to get us kicked out of school, but since it was off-campus and not officially school sponsored, we dodged that bullet......
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  9. 08-26-15 10:37 AM #9
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    So you have a painting worth 1.5 mil close enough that strangers can touch it, you deserve to get a hole in it.
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  10. 08-26-15 10:42 AM #10
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    no painting is worth a million dollars.

    art is gay.

    kid was just being a kid. no big deal.
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  11. 08-26-15 12:03 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    no painting is worth a million dollars.

    art is gay.

    kid was just being a kid. no big deal.
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