1. 07-20-15 11:40 AM #1
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    DonkLand Road Show -- Florida

    flew into Orlando last night, beach house view for the next week in New Smyrna........

    surf is calm, margaritas are cold........

    any central fla sbr'ers nearby?

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  2. 07-20-15 01:25 PM #2
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  3. 07-20-15 07:59 PM #3
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    of course i'm white you dumb mutha fukka, i've only posted some 20 plus photos of myself on this site over the past year...

    get your fukkin' head out of your ass, before I come bitch-slap it out for you
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  4. 07-21-15 09:16 AM #4
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    hey, what happened to MYDik????

    no, not my actual dick, but that Bobby Wavish Ghost that came here with the sole intention of blowing me up for a day?

    hahaha.......... i actually liked the guy....
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  5. 07-21-15 09:58 AM #5
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    it must be hot and humid there Automan
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    Donksley looks like a nice guy in his pictures.

    Strange to think he is actually a depraved individual.
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  7. 07-21-15 01:02 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    it must be hot and humid there Automan
    decent breeze and the afternoon showers keeping the temp down; plus, the a/c set on 72 makes this 3 story beach house plenty chill....

    4 miles south of new smyrna beach.... just restocked the frig/liquor cabinet for a blow out we're having tonight; 4 couples and three satelite single females......... wife tried to hide my viagra earlier......
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    well shit, you knew it had to happen......... group of people show up at the beach house next door, of course young twenty-somethings come prancing out on the beach wearing small scrunch back bikini's...........

    wife's pissed at me simply for being outside when they used our stairs to get down to the beach...... f'n crazy.....

    digger, I'll try to get a photo of those young barely clad asses for you at some point.......
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    Donk, you know i got nothin but luv for ya brutha, but Florida in the summer is not a good look. You should try minneapolis, its perfect everyday here right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    flew into Orlando last night, beach house view for the next week in New Smyrna........

    surf is calm, margaritas are cold........

    any central fla sbr'ers nearby?

    new smyrna.jpg
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  11. 08-02-15 07:44 AM #11
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    i didn't perv out and try to get photos of all the hot little asses runnin' around our beach house....

    these are the best photos I got while in New Smyrna:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    i didn't perv out and try to get photos of all the hot little asses runnin' around our beach house....

    these are the best photos I got while in New Smyrna:
    did u throw it back?
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    side view of the bonnethead aka shovelhead shark...... cool long ass tail:

    and yes, I filleted (skin the filet, ie, filet off the tough exterior shark skin prior to baking) and baked him at 425 degrees for 22 minutes, seasoned only with Old Bay Seasoning and thin slices of real butter across all of the top side of each filet, on a cookie sheet completely covered with tin foil -- damn good eating for a dinner party we had the next night..... even a Brit who had only had shark once before in his life said it was great, and he'd never believe it was shark.....

    funny thing is, he asked me before I started dinner, with a proper British accent, "Is it going to taste like ammonia?" I said it's gonna taste a lot of things, but ammonia will not be one of them.......... Had me wondering who the fuk prepped his shark, and how it was done, the one other time he had eaten it...... I surmise it was probably Lamar Odom or Kris Humphries, and it was obviously "stewed" in Klhoe's vagina........

    oh yeah, the pic:
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  14. 08-02-15 08:04 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    did u throw it back?
    this one was small enough to keep; threw back the 4 1/2 to five footers (bonnetheads and blacktips); kept the one in the photo for dinner (see above)
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    how did u know to only cook the fish for 22 minutes?

    the way you seasoned it and cooked it sounds good. I will have to try that method sometime.
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    experience. knowing/having done it for years, but to simplify, you adjust baking time on the thickness of the filets you're baking... That shark's filets were a little thicker than the filets you get off a 20-22" trout, and I usually cook trout filets for 18-20 mins; added a few extra mins of cooking time to account for the size difference....

    wound up perfect
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  17. 08-02-15 09:25 AM #17
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    Shark is the best fish for old style battered fish n chips.

    We call it 'flake' down here and it used to be just about all you could get in a fish n chip shop before the greenies convinced people sharks needed to be protected.

    We always had plenty of sharks and now have way too many plus we get all sorts of shit imported Vietnamese catfish served up in most fish n chip shops now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    Shark is the best fish for old style battered fish n chips.

    We call it 'flake' down here and it used to be just about all you could get in a fish n chip shop before the greenies convinced people sharks needed to be protected.

    We always had plenty of sharks and now have way too many plus we get all sorts of shit imported Vietnamese catfish served up in most fish n chip shops now.
    Sharks help keep the ocean clean.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    Sharks help keep the ocean clean.
    Yes ... clean and free from humans.
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    Went to New Symrna often when I lived in Orlando. Not terribly crowded but enough going on to find something to do. I like gulf beaches personally, but really liked NSB
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    Good Reataurant nearby called Aunt Catfishes. Those cinnamon rolls are the shit
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    i have a vague recollection of having gone by it, is it on 44? I'll be back there next 4th of july (unless I have a damn good poker year and buy my way in to the main event, or win a seat somehow), for the Daytona Race and more beach fun........ another week to ten days
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    You're right near me. Shitty weather for the beach past few weekends however. Try chases if you want to see some hot ass, that's my spot
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    Not sure...it's in port orange. I use to play at the Daytona card room a bit. Haven't been there since I moved...was always plenty of action there. Card rooms next to greyhound & horse tracks are gold mines
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Not sure...it's in port orange. I use to play at the Daytona card room a bit. Haven't been there since I moved...was always plenty of action there. Card rooms next to greyhound & horse tracks are gold mines
    haven't played there in awhile, always a bunch of tight old guys (no offense if youre an old guy). I hit the high hand with a straight flush to the king there last time I went for 1k$, might need to make another trip soon.
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    Tight old guys can get run over... But if you take a bad beat it'll take years to get it back.

    saw one of the worst beats I've ever witnessed in poker there. Guy flopped the nut boat and got beat by a runner runner steel wheel. Was about a $800 hand playing 1/2. Fun times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Tight old guys can get run over... But if you take a bad beat it'll take years to get it back.

    saw one of the worst beats I've ever witnessed in poker there. Guy flopped the nut boat and got beat by a runner runner steel wheel. Was about a $800 hand playing 1/2. Fun times.
    can't stand them, if you have it they fold, you can't bluff them because theyll station you with top pair all day, its a lose lose. I like to play Tampa Hardrock, a bunch of crazy fish slinging money at 1/2 and 2/5
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    Florida not a place for the young
    If you like PUSSY YOU LIKE VEGAS
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Florida not a place for the young
    If you like PUSSY YOU LIKE VEGAS
    Florida is not a place for the young? Tell that to all the spring breakers, and owners of Disney/Universal/other theme parks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlipsideRM View Post
    Florida is not a place for the young? Tell that to all the spring breakers, and owners of Disney/Universal/other theme parks.
    face!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    face!
    face? I don't get it big bear. But then again I don't get half of your posts. Please explain
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    bump for Gummo....

    gummo, it was daneblazer....

    dane, what was the formal name of this room? Daytonal something "kennel" club?

    here's quote from above, gummo:

    not sure...it's in port orange. I use to play at the Daytona card room a bit. Haven't been there since I moved...was always plenty of action there. Card rooms next to greyhound & horse tracks are gold mines
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    Just saw this. Daytona Beach Kennel Club & Poker Room. It's right next to the race track. Going there on a race week is supposesky insane
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    Did ADDude win the Mercedes?

    not sure the order, but he is definitely going to buy GoldensunShower a steak and beat his ass one of these days

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    That could be the stupidest post I have ever read. Almost as stupid as having 6340 points and not being an SBR Pro.
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