[yydouble]

Ticket was bogus. CHiP said he clocked me at 92, I had the cruise on 80 and let him know as much. He got all defensive and gave me the sobriety test, (I immediately thought of Auto Donk!) I passed easy because I don't drink. He says, "I wrote you up for 80 but if you go to court I will testify that I had a radar lock on you at 92."
What a LIAR!

I am definitely going to fight it and there is no way he shows for court, and even if he does there is no way he tells the judge he wrote me for 80 after radaring me at 92 right?

It was 3:30am and I was on my way to a casino with this cute little Cuban girl from Florida who I had just met about two hours earlier. She had mentioned she liked to play poker and she was talking like she knew the game pretty good. I said, "Hey it's the first of the month so there's probably a lot of drunk money out at Sycuan right now." She loved the idea! I couldn't believe it. So rare for a young, non-asian girl to be into any kind of gambling isn't it?

Anyway, after the ticket it the energy was gone. We got to the casino and I said, "I'm not feeling to lucky."

She looks me right in the eye and says, "I bet I can make you feel better."

Then she reaches over, takes out my wang, and proceeds to give me a handy right there in the parking structure! High quality with ball squeezing and lots of eye contact. She kept saying, "Fukk that cop, fukk that ticket." Super hot!

The casino was dead, we played for about 30min. She made $35 and I lost $12.

Took her home at 75mph the whole way! Got denied for round two at her place because she lives with family and it's like 5am by now. Could the hand job have been just sympathy?

Who Cares!?!?

I'm too tired to think.

What a night!

[Auto Donk]

haha.... good job!

at first I thought you were going to tell us you followed my advice given to women posters about "putting out to get out" of a dwi, and tell us you let a gay cop jerk you off in exchange for letting you go!

[PittsburghPlayer]

Every 1000th post should involve blowing a load!

geez, I should NEVER have posted this , and Triple D Nominated it?

Fukk, I have to use the "edit" feature now, `cause there is NO FUKKING WAY I am going to get laid in the next 3 posts - unless I stop posting for a while !!

[gummo]

Yeah take that shit to court.

[Auto Donk]

Every 1000th post should involve blowing a load!

haha.....

a good number of sbr members, from what I've seen, are in all likelihood in the process of doing so as they type the majority of their posts

[Swinging Johnson]

Last time I got stopped by the cops I talked my way out of a ticket, lit up a Cuban cigar and gave myself a hand job.

[downsouth]

Take the good with the bad.

Last time I got ticket my wife laughed at me and I gave myself a sad handjob

[Auto Donk]

has NHTSA studied this correlation between traffic tickets and masturbation, and the danger of jerking-off while driving post-ticket?

pretty sure the studies will show DWJ is ten times more dangerous than DWI

[jjgold]

did you get her number??

What was her angle here??

[sourtwist]

No bj no celebration, sorry

[yydouble]

PittPlayer we could call it the "Thousand Post Load."
Just like the "Thousand Yard Stare." You cant describe it, but when you read a post you know the poster has shot the shizzle!
Wow, 1000 posts, wtf is my deal.

JJ, I got the digits like 2min after I met her. It was last call, my friend was lagging, I just walked up to her and told her I liked her style.
She's one of those free spirited chicks, 3 brothers, dad was a gambler, real tough minded, dirty mouth, super cute, reminded me of Michelle Rodriguez but not as hot, not the girlfriend type but I will definitely text her on the 4th and hopefully check back in with 2nd date details as well as how the ticket battle turns out.

Sour I will definitely try for a better ending next time!. I guarantee this girl gives great head, she's definitely been around the block.

[nyplayer33]

Have the girl pay the tocket..its her fault

[yydouble]

Have the girl pay the tocket..its her fault

How about you pull some strings?
Mr. Inside State Trooper Info...
You let a lot of posters down when you bailed on the prison escape thread right at the peak of action. You're like that guy who takes the ball home when his team loses!

I'm going to plead not guilty and go to court and I'm going to win because that CHiP is going to no-show. Tell your so called source about it.

[big joe 1212]

If you are in a 65 mph zone, you should set your cruise control to 79 mph or less. A lot of troopers have the 80 mph threshold for pulling people over.

[Stallion]

fukkin cops

[Ghenghis Kahn]

yeah not a big fan of handjobs. i can give myself handjobs better than any other bitches. i say fight the ticket. 99% the douche doesn't show up.

[chipper]

Fight the ticket. Like you said the judge will throw it right out if he clocked you at 92, wrote you up for 80 & then threatened you if you take it to court.