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    Do You Guys Ever Pee And It Shoots Out Sideways?

    I have been having this problem lately where it doesnt shoot out straight. Sometimes it will go sideways uncontrolably, sometimes down, and sometimes like a sprinkler all over. Anyone have this problem? What do you do? It happens and you cant plan it

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    Yes

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    It's cause u jerked off and didn't clean ur jizz off the head of ur dick. Dry *** is causing it to shoot sideways. Go shower u dirty fukk

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    First world problems, men

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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    It's cause u jerked off and didn't clean ur jizz off the head of ur dick. Dry *** is causing it to shoot sideways. Go shower u dirty fukk
    Dr. Paco with a stern diagnosis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I have been having this problem lately where it doesnt shoot out straight. Sometimes it will go sideways uncontrolably, sometimes down, and sometimes like a sprinkler all over. Anyone have this problem? What do you do? It happens and you cant plan it
    its hard to pee with a boner

    i always piss all over the walls and the seat and everything

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I have been having this problem lately where it doesnt shoot out straight. Sometimes it will go sideways uncontrolably, sometimes down, and sometimes like a sprinkler all over. Anyone have this problem? What do you do? It happens and you cant plan it

    in all likelihood, you probably have a pubic hair or dried up jizz on the head of your penis...you might want to check up on that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I have been having this problem lately where it doesnt shoot out straight. Sometimes it will go sideways uncontrolably, sometimes down, and sometimes like a sprinkler all over. Anyone have this problem? What do you do? It happens and you cant plan it
    Get yourself one of these.

    Problem solved.

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    every once in a while

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    only if this dickhead is in the urinal stall next to me..... and no, it's not an accident when I do......
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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    It's cause u jerked off and didn't clean ur jizz off the head of ur dick. Dry *** is causing it to shoot sideways. Go shower u dirty fukk

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    I was going to say maybe it happened after you just had sex with a female..... but that couldn't be it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Proffett View Post
    I was going to say maybe it happened after you just had sex with a female..... but that couldn't be it.
    Jimmy!

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    Never fall asleep after you're done jerkin your tiny gerkin..
    Hygiene is a must..

    Paco hit it outta the park.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    It's cause u jerked off and didn't clean ur jizz off the head of ur dick. Dry *** is causing it to shoot sideways. Go shower u dirty fukk

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    you know you're runnin' good when you don't discipline the monkey (alone, not counting "shows" put on for some kinky lil freak who wants to watch and receive it either in one of her three open orifices or across her face) for a period of five years of your file, for the simple reason of not wanting to waste what will come in handy in the presence of company later in the day

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    Not sure how this bitch can tell since she sits down to pee

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Not sure how this bitch can tell since she sits down to pee
    soaks either "his" left or right labia

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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    It's cause u jerked off and didn't clean ur jizz off the head of ur dick. Dry *** is causing it to shoot sideways. Go shower u dirty fukk

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    My piss hits the bottom of the toilet every time

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    Living with a bunch of females and being the only guy means aim is of utmost importance BUT I still get bitched at for the occasional miss. They get to take their shot at point blank range, it's a little tougher for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smokenjoke View Post
    Get yourself one of these.

    Problem solved.

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    When i piss i always shoot for the outer rim, i never go directly into the middle of the water
    splash town

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChop View Post
    When i piss i always shoot for the outer rim, i never go directly into the middle of the water
    splash town
    Out on the town, I make it my mission to destroy any cigarrette butts (ie, separate the remaining tobacco from the filter) floating in the bowl.... becomes a two to three minute game of make-shift "Battleship" to destroy the butt(s) before I'm out of ammo..........
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    you just get circumsized last week?

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    Quote Originally Posted by htown1 View Post
    you just get circumsized last week?
    game on!!!!!
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    fish in a barrel here......
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    weeds you need to find one of these


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    Quote Originally Posted by cashin81 View Post
    weeds you need to find one of these

    guess they did away with the little walls between stalls here......

    interesting.... guess they think the tv's will keep guys from "meat gazing" upon the guy in the stall next to em, thus the removal of the walls.....

    got news for em -- tv screens or no tv screens, put the walls back up....., as, like taylor swift often sings..... u know, "haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate, etc....."

    "gazers gonna gaze gaze gaze gaze gaze......"

    mr. gorbachev, PUT THOSE WALLS BACK UP!

    i don't need some half-cocked, mollied-up bisexual euros staring at my junk while i'm trying to take a wiz........

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    theyre games
    saw one in a club here in london.. Sega do them lol

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