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    Funniest Photos From POF




    1. What is she actually trying to do in this photo? Is this suppose to be funny or sexy?

    2. That is the weirdest looking tongue I've ever seen. Looks like a poodles penis WTF is going on here?


    I'm sure there's more to come.
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    1) It's psychological: Some people are very insecure/uncomfortable posting a regular pic of themselves b/c then the criticism they may potentially receive -- not cute enough, etc. -- becomes *very real* to them... and they can't quite handle it. (The real physical "them" is being criticized, and it hurts). They know they have to post some sort of pic to get any responses, so by posting a 'funny, goofball' pic, they hope to receive the attention they desire from those curious to know/see more and are at least somewhat intrigued/attracted to them. Anybody that criticizes them can be easily dismissed as haters (psychologically in their minds) who don't get the joke or are making pejorative judgments not on the "real" them, just the goofball pic of them.

    2) You know entirely too much about what a poodle's penis looks like...
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    ^ dead on

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    Lmfao wtf is she really doing and the tongue haha

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    Number 2 is a legitimate question.

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    strange picture but i think you should still proceed,freak in the pictures could mean a good time in the sheets.... you never no money my man, this could be the one!!!

    think we are about do a few write ups from your recent conquests from POF not seen any for a long time....do us a favor man and post them up

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    I'll be damned, it does look like a red rocket. Thousand bet points says that doesn't stop Money from getting a blow job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    Number 2 is a legitimate question.
    prosthesis

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post



    1. What is she actually trying to do in this photo? Is this suppose to be funny or sexy?

    2. That is the weirdest looking tongue I've ever seen. Looks like a poodles penis WTF is going on here?


    I'm sure there's more to come.
    wtf is going on here, you ask????

    that's quite simple: she's obviously promised some dude a rim job, but, as with most all internet dating, he wanted "proof" via photos....

    in this case, "proof" that she could actually penetrate the dude's cinnamon ring

    the dude better hope she doesn't jam that huge nose of hers up his backside..... that might f'n hurt
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    wtf is going on here, you ask????

    that's quite simple: she's obviously promised some dude a rim job, but, as with most all internet dating, he wanted "proof" via photos....

    in this case, "proof" that she could actually penetrate the dude's cinnamon ring

    the dude better hope she doesn't jam that huge nose of hers up his backside..... that might f'n hurt
    "Cinnamon ring" LMFAO!!!

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    *** in her ass, money

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    I met the mother of my child on this site 7 years ago and it's female-oriented. A normal looking guy rarely gets responses and a woman that's butt ugly can get a ton of responses. When you're looking for someone, it kind of makes you sick. Women think they own the site and they aren't what they proclaim to be. The ones that want a nice gentleman, don't want that. They want a ton of sex.Some are freaky nymphos. I can only say be careful and protected. Not fukking joking. I'm a relationship type of person and I caught prostatitis on there from someone who must have gotten around. Luckily, it went away and when I stop looking to much for people who were beneath me, I found someone who is a good mother to my son and that's all that I can ask for.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post



    1. What is she actually trying to do in this photo? Is this suppose to be funny or sexy?

    2. That is the weirdest looking tongue I've ever seen. Looks like a poodles penis WTF is going on here?


    I'm sure there's more to come.


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    Bite just schooled every one.

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    I'd of suspected the same donk. Well said

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    Quick glance i assumed that was half of a hot dog.

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    I'm pretty sure that bitch plays a mean rusty trombone.

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    Gaucher ate the trombone

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    I would tap it.


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    Now boys.... don't be thinking I spoke with this poodle. I don't even remember her screen name... I think she was about 45-46? I just said to myself.... how old are you? Nice photo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Now boys.... don't be thinking I spoke with this poodle. I don't even remember her screen name... I think she was about 45-46? I just said to myself.... how old are you? Nice photo.
    You saw my experience (above). So what if you did? Maybe she's good for laughs. I don't know much about you; maybe you look worse than her and she has a more accomplished life than you. Maybe you're telling the truth. Doesn't really matter. Be cautious. Women think that they own that site and they usually have baggage. Be cautious in every sense of the word.

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    This guy ^^^ has been here since '09 and doesn't know about the legendary TMS and his online dating exploits.
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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    This guy ^^^ has been here since '09 and doesn't know about the legendary TMS and his online dating exploits.
    I don't follow his every post or his dating issues. Luckily, I had a kid with a woman from that crappy POF site. I'm just trying to be helpful because men are made to be the bad guy. On that site, it's the other way around.

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    Meanwhile... in Detroit...







    Why would you post these photos? If you guys are wondering... it's the woman on the far right (3rd photo)

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    So dirty...

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    dibs on the one with the short red hair on the far right in pic #1!...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    dibs on the one with the short red hair on the far right in pic #1!...
    that's a dude!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    that's a dude!!!
    get your eyes checked, hoss!......that's 100% ginger snap p*ssy!...

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    Paste thinks those chicks look pasty

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    That's one very weird looking tongue?!?

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