1. 06-11-15 08:27 AM #1
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    Creative doctors find new way to get ass kink freak on.......

    wow.... these docs are thinking like the Donk here; deciding to inspect the rectums of female surfers under the guise of "medical research" to determine how some type of bacteria enters their asses.....

    just when I thought I'd already come up with every excuse to gawk at, feel up, prod, ie, "study", well rounded, in shape hott chick asses, they outdo me..........

    they are surmising that the "in-shape" asses have tighter sphincters than the typical fat ass broad, thereby being "too tight" for the bacteria in the ocean to swim inside their backdoor love ovens.....

    I would volunteer, much like a college kid in need of money, to be a "sphincter-tightness tester".... as the most fine-tuned instrument on the planet for gauging a woman's "sphincter tightness" is in between my legs.....



    http://www.grindtv.com/surf/scientis...SLvMZrxuyP1.97
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  2. 06-11-15 09:11 AM #2
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    nice read before breakfast
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  3. 06-11-15 11:07 AM #3
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    Ah yezzz.....
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  4. 06-11-15 11:09 AM #4
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    Love it.
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  5. 06-11-15 06:11 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    nice read before breakfast
    I'm reading it during dinner, thanks donker.

    Just like watching TV during dinner. Notice the dick medicine and bowl movement products that show during dinner time? Sick fuks.
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  6. 06-11-15 06:17 PM #6
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    what surfer would be down to get their rectums swabbed?

    "excuse me ma'am/sir, can i stick this q-tip up your fukking assssssshole real quick? it's for a good cause..."
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  7. 06-15-15 10:11 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    what surfer would be down to get their rectums swabbed?

    "excuse me ma'am/sir, can i stick this q-tip up your fukking assssssshole real quick? it's for a good cause..."
    bobbywaves wishing he was a surfer at this point.....

    waves: "do you have any extra, extra large q-tips"? or any that vibrate?"

    scientist: "fuk off, waves!"
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