1. 05-01-15 10:58 AM #1
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    What's Bugging You Friday?

    I love waking at 5:30 AM each morning only to find that the wife has used my razor on her arm pitts!

    The razor is clogged and there is nasty hair laying in the sink.

    God Bless America!
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  2. 05-01-15 11:15 AM #2
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    You should always have extra razors hidden. Marriage 101.
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  3. 05-01-15 11:45 AM #3
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    Nothing worse than seeing the tub floor with little hairs caked in there from her vag/pits/legs shaving.
    Well maybe there's worse things, but makes me sick when I turn the water on and have to rub my feet over it to remove the hairs. Would rather her just stay hairy then deal with that.
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  4. 05-01-15 12:00 PM #4
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    nothing other than being broke

    cops got busted in Baltwhich makes the day
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  5. 05-01-15 12:18 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ted Sheckler View Post
    Nothing worse than seeing the tub floor with little hairs caked in there from her vag/pits/legs shaving.
    Well maybe there's worse things, but makes me sick when I turn the water on and have to rub my feet over it to remove the hairs. Would rather her just stay hairy then deal with that.
    Goony-goo-goo..... what you get for marrying a sasquatch.........

    back when i was single I went through a phase, after eating a hundred or so different pussies all slick as a baby's bottom, of actually craving a big fckin' hairy pussy to eat....... had to have the girl I started seriously dating grown that muff out to satisfy this urge.....
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  6. 05-01-15 12:28 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    Goony-goo-goo..... what you get for marrying a sasquatch.........

    back when i was single I went through a phase, after eating a hundred or so different pussies all slick as a baby's bottom, of actually craving a big fckin' hairy pussy to eat....... had to have the girl I started seriously dating grown that muff out to satisfy this urge.....

    Well luckily we're not married, since we don't believe we need a piece of paper to tell us what we are. So I could just leave her tomorrow if she doesn't start shaving everyday and hope that there isn't a law that says we've lived together over 10 years and she gets my cars.
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  7. 05-01-15 12:29 PM #7
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    I could care less about the hair in the tub, it's the fact that my nice sharp razor now feels like I'm shaving with a broken beer bottle.
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  8. 05-01-15 12:44 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    I could care less about the hair in the tub, it's the fact that my nice sharp razor now feels like I'm shaving with a broken beer bottle.
    I actually feel that one, LOL!
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  9. 05-01-15 12:52 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose View Post
    You should always have extra razors hidden. Marriage 101.
    LOL, I hide them all over the place! She finds each and every one! Even though, I buy her the "Lady Schick", she still uses mine.
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  10. 05-01-15 01:26 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    nothing other than being broke

    cops got busted in Baltwhich makes the day
    being broke is wiggin me out bruh
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    yep, many a night i've eaten freshly shaved pussy and while doing so absolutely knew in the back of my mind my wife had forewent using her crappy disposable razors --- those sides and mound were just too fckin' smooth to have been done by a disposable -- and decided to use my hi-dollar blades to prep up for the evenings events..... And knew, in the back of my mind, i'd have nicks/cuts the following morning while shaving due to the abuse pussy-hair lays down on a good blade......

    Oh well, it's worth it!
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  12. 05-01-15 02:32 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ted Sheckler View Post


    Well luckily we're not married, since we don't believe we need a piece of paper to tell us what we are. So I could just leave her tomorrow if she doesn't start shaving everyday and hope that there isn't a law that says we've lived together over 10 years and she gets my cars.
    7 years of living/sharing expenses with someone of "opposite sex" gets the same legal treatment of rights in court as an actual marital divorce..
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  13. 05-01-15 02:44 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    7 years of living/sharing expenses with someone of "opposite sex" gets the same legal treatment of rights in court as an actual marital divorce..



    FUKKKK, maybe I'll introduce her to meth if it's falling apart, then she'll hopefully just forget about the whole thing and wont take any cars.
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  14. 05-01-15 02:54 PM #14
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    I am in a losing streak of 19 years. I am 47 years old and have weight issues and it turns girls off.
    I get tired of wacking off in showers and alleys. Even fat chicks turn me down
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  15. 05-01-15 03:54 PM #15
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    Lol
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  16. 05-01-15 03:59 PM #16
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    Get a straight razor.

    She will not use that on armpits.

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  17. 05-02-15 01:27 AM #17
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    I feel your pain... I HATE seeing MY razor in the shower when I ONLY use it at the sink!
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  18. 05-08-15 09:03 PM #18
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    life is good

    no complaints
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