1. 04-17-15 10:42 AM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by texhooper View Post
    everyone on sbr would get fukked in the ass by her father just to have a 30% chance to hit that
    Speak for yourself
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  2. 04-17-15 10:45 AM #37
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    Just heard this story on the radio. Favorite part is her rationalization that she only slept with the boyfriend because his shlong was too big for the daughter to handle
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  3. 04-17-15 10:47 AM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by texhooper View Post
    everyone on sbr would get fukked in the ass by her father just to have a 30% chance to hit that
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    Speak for yourself
    He was... tex is her dad
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  4. 04-17-15 10:52 AM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    He was... tex is her dad
    Know the truth come's out
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  5. 04-17-15 10:57 AM #40
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    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/0...n_7066236.html

    The sheriff's report then goes into shocking detail:
    "Mrs. Lehnardt told [the sponsor] she and her daughter had spoken and that her daughter 'felt guilty because the 16-year-old was 10 inches long and huge, and if she had just been able to take it, he wouldn't have needed to rape her mother.'"

    The report states the sponsor goes to the same church as Lehnardt. The suspect allegedly belongs to a sexual addiction support group where she admitted to being a "sexual deviant" who is addicted to pornography.
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  6. 04-17-15 11:06 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/0...n_7066236.html

    The report states the sponsor goes to the same church as Lehnardt. The suspect allegedly belongs to a sexual addiction support group where she admitted to being a "sexual deviant" who is addicted to pornography.
    sounds like she needs to be committed to "Passages".... no, not in Malibu, but "Passages -- Donkland"
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  7. 04-17-15 11:13 AM #42
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    ^^
    See... Reality TV blows b/c they never get the cameras into the homes that would really make "must watch TV".
    Instead of Rachel Lynn & her daughter, we gotta put up with Mama June & Honey effin Boo Boo.

    Could you just imagine Rachel Lynn on New Year's Eve?
    She ain't playin no SBR poker tourney that night lemme tell ya...
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  8. 04-17-15 11:21 AM #43
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    What a shit sponsor. She confides in him/her and they go babbling off to the police. Worse things than that are told in meetings. This lady is fukkin wrecked now
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/0...n_7066236.html

    The sheriff's report then goes into shocking detail:
    "Mrs. Lehnardt told [the sponsor] she and her daughter had spoken and that her daughter 'felt guilty because the 16-year-old was 10 inches long and huge, and if she had just been able to take it, he wouldn't have needed to rape her mother.'"

    The report states the sponsor goes to the same church as Lehnardt. The suspect allegedly belongs to a sexual addiction support group where she admitted to being a "sexual deviant" who is addicted to pornography.
    She probably watched alot of Brandi Love pornos.
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  10. 04-17-15 11:29 AM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    What a shit sponsor. She confides in him/her and they go babbling off to the police. Worse things than that are told in meetings. This lady is fukkin wrecked now
    not as wrecked as her vagina, particularly after takin' "ten" from an overly-testosteroned hung like a horse teen
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  11. 04-17-15 11:30 AM #46
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    I read also the kid blew his load too quick and she didn't get off. So she pulled out her sex toys and played with herself in front of everyone. Where were these whores when I was 16.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    not as wrecked as her vagina, particularly after takin' "ten" from an overly-testosteroned hung like a horse teen
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  13. 04-17-15 11:32 AM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by jameski999 View Post
    I read also the kid blew his load too quick and she didn't get off. So she pulled out her sex toys and played with herself in front of everyone. Where were these whores when I was 16.
    they were there, you were just too busy collecting baseball cards and jerking off looking at panty photos in the Sears catalog to notice

    (for some reason i'm assuming ur childhood was in the 70's.... if it was during the 80's or even 90's, switch out "collecting baseball cards" with "playing video games" and change "Sears" to "Victoria's Secret")
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  14. 04-17-15 11:34 AM #49
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    any mention of the drugs being used..... i'm betting extacy for her to be that horned up and exhibitionist.... 2nd guess would be meth.... any word on whether they were all in a single-wide?

    if so, switch my answers
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  15. 04-17-15 11:37 AM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by jameski999 View Post
    Where were these whores when I was 16.
    They were around... they were just a lil bit more discreet cuz they had future ambitions

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  16. 04-17-15 11:38 AM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    they were there, you were just to busy collecting baseball cards and jerking off looking at panty photos in the Sears catalogue to notice
    Easy Don Juan. I was pulling plenty of ass I my younger days but 15-20yrs ago u hardly ever heard of a 30yrs fukking a 15-16yr old. On days these horny teachers and soccer moms can't keep their hands off the young cocks
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  17. 04-17-15 11:46 AM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by jameski999 View Post
    On days these horny teachers and soccer moms can't keep their hands off the young cocks
    this is really an indictment of the X generation's "men"..... these sorry fcks are unable to satisfy their women, so they rob the cradle...... if damn gen xer's hadn't been so busy whining and playing videogames, they'd have learned how to fck the shit out of a women so she doesn't wind up on the nightly news in a mug shot for having to grasp at some sort of satisfaction since her gen x-er old man can't lay the pipe worth a damn......
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  18. 04-17-15 11:49 AM #53
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    The incest thing is what makes this story so weird. We got mom playing with her sex toys in front of her daughter, mom sharing pics of her screwing her bf with her daughter, naked twister.

    Her screwing her daughters friends ok believable. 10 inch schlong and borderline incest - way over the top. It almost too outrageous to believe.
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  19. 04-17-15 11:55 AM #54
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    Nice role model.
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  20. 04-17-15 12:05 PM #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by jtoler View Post
    Nice role model.
    much like the ol "acorn doesn't fall far from the tree" quote, you can almost certainly bet that "the ol g-string doesn't fall far from the pole" analogy works here.... guarantee mom spent time there
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  21. 04-17-15 12:12 PM #56
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    Are moms probably would never have done something like this,this sort of shit is normally stuff youd see in a porno.
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  22. 04-17-15 12:28 PM #57
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    Solid 6 on looks but I'll bump her up to an 8 due to her being a "sexual deviant"...we love that in our women
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  23. 04-17-15 12:41 PM #58
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    all my best women qualify(ied) as sexual deviants..... pretty sure I meet every definition of the term as wellhad

    they had to be deviants to hang in DonkLand....

    those who weren't were curbed, uber-style, rather quickly
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyLineDawg View Post
    a "sexual deviant"...we love that in our women
    Yep... it's the one thing Shari can never comprehend when I try to explain this point in PM

    I tell her: "more like Miley, less like your hero Margaret Thatcher"
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    Quote Originally Posted by DCTrue View Post
    Speak for yourself
    I nominate DCTruer for the poster of the month selection

    I'll make sure you make it at least to the top 10
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyLineDawg View Post
    Solid 6 on looks but I'll bump her up to an 8 due to her being a "sexual deviant"...we love that in our women


    Not gonna lie, the porn addiction is another point at least.

    I'll bet she gets off from Moms Teaching Teens on the daily before slamming her fifth of Jack and giving dildo shows to high schoolers
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    ah yes.... this thread takes me back down memory lane..... a good dildo show is always a good primer to start off a fun evening......
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Yep... it's the one thing Shari can never comprehend when I try to explain this point in PM

    I tell her: "more like Miley, less like your hero Margaret Thatcher"
    I have never associated sex appeal with the British. It's either their accents or prim and proper manners, but they just don't have "it".
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    u and everyone else.... from the stodginess/prudeness to the bad teeth, not much goin' on in the bedroom from most every account i've ever heard
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plaza23 View Post
    I have never associated sex appeal with the British. It's either their accents or prim and proper manners, but they just don't have "it".
    Well... Charli XCX is doing her damnedest to change that; hottest thing to come outta Britain since Cornwallis in 1781

    HOLLA

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    It their teeth....jacked and yellow
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  32. 04-17-15 02:13 PM #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    u and everyone else.... from the stodginess/prudeness to the bad teeth, not much goin' on in the bedroom from most every account i've ever heard
    Donk your going by idiotic tv programs,most English are no different then Americans,although are skin is a tad bit paler.
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    bullshit, i'm going by personal experience.... the hottest two brittish bitches i've known (one a Ford model) were weak in bed, one even asking me if she could "watch" me and my awesome american sidekick in bed, just to learn how to really, really have sex
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Well... Charli XCX is doing her damnedest to change that; hottest thing to come outta Britain since Cornwallis in 1781

    HOLLA

    says it all right there.... going back to 1781 just to find someone who had game in good ol england

    you could wrap all four dem hoes hangin' out that bus window into one big bad enchilada, and they'd still have less game combined than my wife on her worst day
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    bullshit, i'm going by personal experience.... the hottest two brittish bitches i've known (one a Ford model) were weak in bed, one even asking me if she could "watch" me and my awesome american sidekick in bed, just to learn how to really, really have sex
    Whatever man just keep being ignorant, no skin off my nose.
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