1. 04-09-15 10:19 PM #36
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    very tru, bite.... good pts and i stand corrected i guess on the rhino... must be independently owned

    and yes I know even "legit" joints can produce; usually money involved..... or, as I did years ago, take a hotass bi babe into the place with you, and watch what happens!
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  2. 04-09-15 10:45 PM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    take a hotass bi babe into the place with you, and watch what happens!


    Indeed, the classier places like Rhino gonna take much more than the strip club dives you'll find throughout New England (Providence & various Mass/Ct joints, where you can score relatively cheap HJ's, BJ's & FS in the club & take out -- Thank God they're all on my way to Foxwoods!).

    Donk, I'm sure you've heard tales about the absolutely legendary Tijuana joints like Adelita and the Hong Kong... BUT... if in your travels you ever find yourself in Vienna, this place is a *must visit*:

    http://www.goldentime.at/en/club-wien
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  3. 04-10-15 12:48 AM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post


    Indeed, the classier places like Rhino gonna take much more than the strip club dives you'll find throughout New England (Providence & various Mass/Ct joints, where you can score relatively cheap HJ's, BJ's & FS in the club & take out -- Thank God they're all on my way to Foxwoods!).

    Donk, I'm sure you've heard tales about the absolutely legendary Tijuana joints like Adelita and the Hong Kong... BUT... if in your travels you ever find yourself in Vienna, this place is a *must visit*:

    http://www.goldentime.at/en/club-wien
    Vienna just went to #1 on my travel list!
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  4. 04-10-15 01:42 AM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    Urban, my family owned the Triple Rock when it was called the Pilots Club. Ever heard of it?
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  5. 04-10-15 02:55 AM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    Law in Minneapolis is if there is alcohol served then its topless only, no alcohol it can be fully nude. We have a lot of both but I like to drink so i usually end up at topless only unless im hungover lol.
    Did you ever go to the Double Duce?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    Did you ever go to the Double Duce?
    22nd ave station, over northeast. Yeah i used to live not to far from there. That place was a joke, the went under after the girls got caught giving tugz in the parking lot.
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    I got kicked out of the Double Duce once for telling a ripper she can't make money dancing to Bon Jovi songs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    I got kicked out of the Double Duce once for telling a ripper she can't make money dancing to Bon Jovi songs.
    Good for you

    Hell, even Tommy & Gina would just drop kick Bon Jovi right off those docks if they had to do it all over again.
    Gina would slip arsenic in his diner food -- 100%

    Those Bon Jovi groupies always were a ... "little off":

    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/dc4.../vag-a-scratch
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Good for you

    Hell, even Tommy & Gina would just drop kick Bon Jovi right off those docks if they had to do it all over again.
    Gina would slip arsenic in his diner food -- 100%

    Those Bon Jovi groupies always were a ... "little off":

    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/dc4.../vag-a-scratch
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    We all have our limits, Bite, and Bon Jovi music exceeds mine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    We all have our limits, Bite, and Bon Jovi music exceeds mine.
    Hear ya, buddy

    Music in strip clubs these days is abominable; mostly hip hop crap and techno/club bullshit... bout as sexy sounding as Rosie O'Donnell on the throne after an Ex-Lax binge.
    So bad, in fact, you'd probably be longing for a lil Bon Jovi or even some Kajagoogoo (God help us!)

    I've been known to slip the DJ a fiver just to play a requested tune when I've about had it (*pro tip: gotta make sure he syncs it with your lapper*)

    Lots of guys could care less about the music but, for me, it can actually enhance or take away from the naked girlie ambiance experience. What can I say?... some of us are fukkin connoisseurs... ya hear me, GUM?
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    Only 4 more days til im propositioning strippers while 3 sheets to the wind!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    I got kicked out of the Double Duce once for telling a ripper she can't make money dancing to Bon Jovi songs.
    I got tossed out of a corpus christi strip club when what I thought was a straight up proposition went awry:

    stripper sits down, this convo unfolds (there with a bud):

    stripper upon sitting down: "hi"

    donk: what's up?

    stripper: "just looking to pay my rent"

    obviously, as rent, even in corpus, is a helluva lot more than a few table dances, i presume she's offering some sort of sexual conduct.... so naturally, my next line is:

    donk: "well, that's pretty awesome, as we're just looking to get our cocks sucked....."

    she didn't storm off, but left without a word and then some big mo fos show up to escort us out da club
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    thanks, bite..... gg
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