1. 04-01-15 04:33 AM #36
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    Jay, that was the worst joke of 2015

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  2. 04-01-15 05:01 AM #37
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  3. 04-01-15 05:34 AM #38
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  4. 04-01-15 06:28 AM #39
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  5. 04-01-15 07:02 AM #40
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  6. 04-01-15 10:45 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    A great simple business that doesn't cost much to start, has decent demand and great profit is renting poker tables out to people for home games. Home games because people are willing to pay almost what it would cost to buy a table for a single night because the size of tables makes them a pain to move without a van and they don't want to store them for a once or twice a year thing. Depending on your city you can probably get more work than you can handle with free ads like Craigslist, or a small spend on google adwords targeting just your local area. For around 1k you should be able to get 4 or 5 tables and chip sets and 20 chairs which should earn you about $500/wk for about 10 hours delivery man work, mostly on Friday/Saturday/Sunday. Plus you need a van of course.

    Probably should not keep mentioning this to people when they ask your question but as long as no one else does it in my city. Just make sure you set your price high and stick to it. Work out the cheapest you can buy a table for in your area and charge about $20 under that. Trust me, people will pay it. In my city I can get $175 for a table/chips/cards/shuffler/chairs delivered and picked up for a night. (don't let anyone transport your tables, they will damage them 90% of the time and keeping them in good nick is key to repeat business)

    If you want to make it more complicated but a lot more income, offer a topless dealer package for stag nights. Around here $800/3hrs is about the going rate. Dealers cost 80-100 bucks an hour so you get about $500 just for schlepping the table to and fro. I like it real simple so I just refer people who want that to another company and that company uses me when they need extra tables.

    I think this would work in just about any city.
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  7. 04-01-15 11:32 AM #42
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  8. 04-01-15 12:04 PM #43
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  9. 04-01-15 12:38 PM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    I break code and lives for a living...live in Santa Monica, California and Moscow, Russia
    oigarjnoeir;kaerllakefgnrjoaeirq'gnvo'qi 34j9340jfrgjriRUSSIAN-POCKETROCKETISFULLOFSHITjfkoira;e'jfip'o agj'aeriklkefamvaeklrmgvapE"RmgvkmaefMaFMBaEKLmaeropipeop3eefkmvamvf egpoijp4590t459394pogreagekmfkfambklafgm bpaeorgjkapteorgkpoaetgkap'orgk304-it=-jaefok3490pt349tij3qgj'agjop'iajq9045krm gaf'l.

    See if you can decipher that code.
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  10. 04-01-15 01:23 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by recon1 View Post
    oigarjnoeir;kaerllakefgnrjoaeirq'gnvo'qi 34j9340jfrgjriRUSSIAN-POCKETROCKETISFULLOFSHITjfkoira;e'jfip'o agj'aeriklkefamvaeklrmgvapE"RmgvkmaefMaF MBaEKLmaeropipeop3eefkmvamvfegpoijp4590t 459394pogreagekmfkfambklafgmbpaeorgjkapt eorgkpoaetgkap'orgk304-it=-jaefok3490pt349tij3qgj'agjop'iajq9045krm gaf'l.

    See if you can decipher that code.
    recon I played these games when I was 5 years old...it doesn't surprise me though that your brain development remained at this capacity throughout the years
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  11. 04-02-15 04:22 AM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    I break code and lives for a living...live in Santa Monica, California and Moscow, Russia
    Rocket we all know you're an international hit man
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  12. 04-03-15 12:15 PM #47
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    SAP professional had worked in Texas for oil and gas companies, and made good money ($100+/hr). Well, I never saved any money from my lucrative projects. After 2008 financial crisis, I came back to Canada and settled in a government job that pays about $40/hr which I found is hardly enough for my bills, especially, after my marriage. Once I find that I could make decent living from sports betting, I would quit my job. Until then, I'm a slave of cubicle life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bhoor View Post
    SAP professional had worked in Texas for oil and gas companies, and made good money ($100+/hr). Well, I never saved any money from my lucrative projects. After 2008 financial crisis, I came back to Canada and settled in a government job that pays about $40/hr which I found is hardly enough for my bills, especially, after my marriage. Once I find that I could make decent living from sports betting, I would quit my job. Until then, I'm a slave of cubicle life.
    Are u making any money now? Sports betting
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    Anyone in sales here?
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  15. 04-06-15 06:31 AM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by nyplayer33 View Post
    Other people work for me, i work 10 hrs a week if that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bengals28 View Post
    Full time student.

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    Trust fund baby
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigbill365 View Post
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    Sucking on government teet
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    Quote Originally Posted by bhoor View Post
    Once I find that I could make decent living from sports betting, I would quit my job. Until then, I'm a slave of cubicle life.
    There are better ways to bust out of the cubicle.
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  19. 04-06-15 06:40 AM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by darrell74 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by kidcudi92 View Post
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  21. 04-06-15 06:52 AM #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I am a mailman and I handicap on spare time

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  22. 04-06-15 01:23 PM #57
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  23. 04-08-15 04:26 PM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by shaunovery View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
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    Get a real job, let a single mother have this one.
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  27. 04-08-15 04:44 PM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBusiness View Post
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    I'm a freelancer, i'm my own boss...and i make more than 300k/yr...my job either in China or US. I attached a video for you guys. I'm recruiting new employees to expand my business.

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  29. 04-09-15 02:53 AM #64
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  30. 04-09-15 03:58 PM #65
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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
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    At Canuck games
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    60-70 days a year and a closet full of Altoids/Tums at home. Not a bad gig.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
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    What is the strangest thing that ever happened on the job?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
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    Always figured you were white Dwight.
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