1. 03-28-15 03:41 PM #1
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    I Have Been Watching Old ALF episodes on DVD and I Think We Should Talk About It.

    So there's Willie Tanner, Kate, Brian, Lynn, ALF, and Lucky (the cat). Man, and those crazy Ochmoneks next door.

    Discuss.
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  2. 03-28-15 03:50 PM #2
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  3. 03-28-15 05:37 PM #3
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    Still wanting for the porn version of that show. With ALF wanting to kill the cat and fuk the daughter, I think there is some nice fetish money to be made.
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  4. 03-28-15 05:46 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    Still wanting for the porn version of that show. With ALF wanting to kill the cat and fuk the daughter, I think there is some nice fetish money to be made.
    why would he kill the cat in the porn version? Surely a 3some of some sort.

    dunno who ALF is, googled it - freaky looking thing
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  5. 03-28-15 05:50 PM #5
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    I think ALF's predilection for eating the cat was always just a euphemism for cunnilingus. That's why ALF always doted on Lynn, and also had sort of an adversarial relationship with Willie... because Willie was bangin' Kate and ALF wanted to stick his snout in someone's fishpie.
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  6. 03-28-15 08:37 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    I think ALF's predilection for eating the cat was always just a euphemism for cunnilingus. That's why ALF always doted on Lynn, and also had sort of an adversarial relationship with Willie... because Willie was bangin' Kate and ALF wanted to stick his snout in someone's fishpie.
    Interesting.

    Are you watching all these episodes sober? If not, what are you drinking/taking?

    Personally as a kid I liked ALF, but I tried watching it recently and that series didn't age well. Maybe I need harder drugs. Maybe I just need to get laid.
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  7. 03-28-15 08:39 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by cashin81 View Post
    why would he kill the cat in the porn version?
    To prove he's a Type A porn personality
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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    Still wanting for the porn version of that show.
    ... effin unworldly no-nothing ROOKIES!

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    Never realized how pro communism Alf was
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  10. 03-29-15 01:12 AM #10
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  11. 03-29-15 04:23 AM #11
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  12. 03-29-15 08:24 AM #12
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    He was from Malmac, and they played baseball with a fish. And I remember one episode when ALF lip-synced "Old Time Rock and Roll" Risky Business-style
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