1. 01-15-15 10:34 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheLock View Post
    10-15 minutes??

    Yeah, we don't have time to wait 15 minutes.

    Shaving takes 3 min max.
    ok, I'll make a note of that
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  2. 01-16-15 04:49 PM #37
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  3. 01-16-15 05:50 PM #38
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    Nair on the balls and dick area? no thanks ... have you actually used nair? the burning can be very unkind
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  4. 01-16-15 06:20 PM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by raydog View Post
    Nair on the balls and dick area? no thanks ... have you actually used nair? the burning can be very unkind
    why would I write about it if I haven't tried it? you can't get burned if follow the instructions (don't rub it in, don't go over the time frame that they put on the instructions)

    Nair is designed to be used all over your body - that includes your pube area and your balls
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  5. 01-16-15 06:53 PM #40
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    i've always been under the impression that women like men. men have hair on their chest and balls and shit. so long as you keep things trimmed up, its fine.

    i urge men to act like men.

    why would we assume that women want effeminate, hairless men?

    you guys realise there is a middle ground between silverback gorilla and prepubescent boy?
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  6. 01-16-15 07:22 PM #41
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    Fully shaved except my legs. Never had any complaints. Scumbag wrong yet again. Fukkin pos scumbag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumbag View Post
    i've always been under the impression that women like men. men have hair on their chest and balls and shit. so long as you keep things trimmed up, its fine.

    i urge men to act like men.

    why would we assume that women want effeminate, hairless men?

    you guys realise there is a middle ground between silverback gorilla and prepubescent boy?
    maybe in the 70s,80s,and 90s there are a bunch of burt Reynolds pics with chicks rubbing his chest full of hair todays 20 something young woman would probably throw up ... they've been trying to feminize men for years skinny jeans metro sexuals dudes being raised by single moms etc etc this ultra pc thing where its frowned upon to say things that aren't nice is also a part of that. if your under 35 and not manscaping and still dating/ going to clubs or bars you're kinda a rebel because most guys are. Lets face it Men aren't men anymore Your grandfather would have thought you were a sissy if you did this shit....real spit.
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  8. 01-16-15 07:36 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by sourtwist View Post
    Fully shaved except my legs. Never had any complaints. Scumbag wrong yet again. Fukkin pos scumbag.
    you probably look like a fcking creep. hairless everywhere except your legs.

    you probably look super manly shaving you're fcking asshole, asshole.
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  9. 01-16-15 07:40 PM #44
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    Imagine the dudes storming normandy in ww2 manscaping lol ... for sure not going to happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by teaserpleaser View Post
    maybe in the 70s,80s,and 90s there are a bunch of burt Reynolds pics with chicks rubbing his chest full of hair todays 20 something young woman would probably throw up ... they've been trying to feminize men for years skinny jeans metro sexuals dudes being raised by single moms etc etc this ultra pc thing where its frowned upon to say things that aren't nice is also a part of that. if your under 35 and not manscaping and still dating/ going to clubs or bars you're kinda a rebel because most guys are. Lets face it Men aren't men anymore Your grandfather would have thought you were a sissy if you did this shit....real spit.
    they shave completely?

    this 23/yo guatemalan i'm banging doesn't seem to mind.

    huge dif, in my opinion, between trimming up with a number 1 and going full on scorched earth, everywhere, asshole included.

    i'm not so socially stupid that i thought Burt style chest hair was still in, but after all we're still men. and women like men, not some backsteet boy homo.

    and i'm half a f\*g by my father's standards. i pluck my eyebrows so they don't look soooo thick, trim up, etc.
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  11. 01-16-15 07:47 PM #46
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    im a certified manscaper. but i have certain standards.

    i'd say we should appeal to 'the money shot'. he's fcked more broads than both of us put together, i'd assume.
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  12. 01-16-15 07:48 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    What do you gents do



    All off?

    Let it grow thick?

    Short but not bald?

    Wax?

    This is a big deal men. We need some sore of consensus
    wwaves waxes his pubes into a typical landing strip, leading right down to his pussy.........
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  13. 01-16-15 07:50 PM #48
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    everybody is doing something I know guys that shave everything pluck eyebrows and are billy bad ass fighters world class Brazilian jiu jitsu guys ....very common in the BJJ/mma scene especially here in LA where everybody is so concerned with their looks and going to the beach or those dudes that have to fight in their underwear....I've done it most do its frowned upon to walk onto the beach looking like the missing link when every other dude is smooth as a babies butt. I don't know how it started but trust me i'd be more than happy to be hairy and call it a day shaving is a pain in the ass...ps I don't know if dudes do their assholes but I wouldn't be surprised.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Real men dont shave
    true, according to my cousin.......

    he was once at a strip club called "St. James" here in h town, had two brazillians orally working over his cocck/balls at the same time........... one of them gagged and puked.........

    no, not the one on his crank, but rather the one teabaggin' him.......... he noted that one of his long-ass nut pubes must have tickled the back of her throat and made her gag!!!!

    after she had finished projectile vomitting over the backs of the chairs the strippers/hos had set up to block anyone else in da club from seeing their antics, she looked at my cousin's friend and said, "ok, r u ready for yours."....

    he started puking.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    why would I write about it if I haven't tried it? you can't get burned if follow the instructions (don't rub it in, don't go over the time frame that they put on the instructions)

    Nair is designed to be used all over your body - that includes your pube area and your balls
    plus, don't forget RR has laid so much pipe, and had so many ho's lickin' his ballz that he has callouses on them....... thus, his balls can take the f'n nair better than u wimpy american fcks............ and he's a g-dam russian, for chrissakes......... you could spray nair on his ballz, then pour gasoline on them, strike a match and blaze them up, and literally stomp the fire out, and it still wouldn't faze him!
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  16. 01-16-15 08:00 PM #51
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    [QUOTE=pattymayo;23391447]I use a buzzer and just trim right off, still keeping maybe a 1/4 inch. Makes your cawk look 3 inches bigger after a nice trim job

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    yep, she's now convinced you've got at least 4"

    if youre shaving your muff to make your "cawk look bigger," .... trust me, she knows............ u gotta small "cawk."
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  17. 01-16-15 08:02 PM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowball View Post

    and certainly no real man would want a woman to stick her toungue
    up his anus.
    Sure, thats what every guy says...

    Until he has a lady lick his ass like a fukkin ice cream cone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    plus, don't forget RR has laid so much pipe, and had so many ho's lickin' his ballz that he has callouses on them....... thus, his balls can take the f'n nair better than u wimpy american fcks............ and he's a g-dam russian, for chrissakes......... you could spray nair on his ballz, then pour gasoline on them, strike a match and blaze them up, and literally stomp the fire out, and it still wouldn't faze him!
    Donker is right on the money as always!
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    here's me in action with some swinger wife (her husband was snappin' photos and shootin' video)..... some other swinger couple who saw the photo -- after the couple who's wife i was taggin' posted it on their swinger's webpage -- said i needed some "manscaping" ..... had no clue wtf they were talkin' bout.........

    til now.......

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  20. 01-16-15 08:51 PM #55
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    Donker, you have a nice ass.
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    Roxanna is having a good time for sure
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    donk,

    explain this swinger sub culture to us. how the fck could some dude stand there as you rail his wife out? seems insane.

    i must be too self conscious, uptight, jelly? def if the guy had a bigger dick and fcked her better, i'd imagine that would tilt me considerably.

    if i were married, i can understand the urge for some 'strange' but i dont get how the fcking dude could be right there seemingly enjoying you fcking his wife.

    i don't think i could be with a stone whore. i realize we all have urges, but this seems pretty abnormal.

    id imagine divorce rates in the swinger community are considerably higher?
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumbag View Post
    donk,

    explain this swinger sub culture to us. how the fck could some dude stand there as you rail his wife out? seems insane.

    i must be too self conscious, uptight, jelly? def if the guy had a bigger dick and fcked her better, i'd imagine that would tilt me considerably.

    if i were married, i can understand the urge for some 'strange' but i dont get how the fcking dude could be right there seemingly enjoying you fcking his wife.

    i don't think i could be with a stone whore. i realize we all have urges, but this seems pretty abnormal.

    id imagine divorce rates in the swinger community are considerably higher?
    had several almost "tilt" as they saw their women coming in ways with me they never did with them... couple of em got their feelings hurt real bad..... they wanted to let their wives have something they couldn't give them, but maybe not as much as I brought to the table....

    i think most of em probably wanted some c.ck deep down.....

    one dickweed once got a little handsy as his woman was ridin' me in a hotttub in a Scottish Inn here in h town....... she was as fine as all get out, so when i felt something brush against my nuts (i knew it wasn't her b/c her elbows were resting on my shoulders as she was facing me), i rationalized it by thinking, "hey, this guy's letting me fucck his trophy wife (she was late 20's, him late 40's) and I brought nothing to this party for him, so if he wants to pass off "coppin' a feel on my ballz" as some sort of "inadvertant touch," I guess I can live with it....... just don't cop another, mutha fcka...............
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    roxanne...... rr, "roxanne"
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  25. 01-17-15 01:50 AM #60
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    why would I write about it if I haven't tried it? you can't get burned if follow the instructions (don't rub it in, don't go over the time frame that they put on the instructions)

    Nair is designed to be used all over your body - that includes your pube area and your balls
    no thanks buddy.. good luck with that cheap shit ... im happy shaving every other shower or so... clean everywhere... im a hairy dude and cant stand it.. ill let my chest hair grow for maybe a month..max.. then its gone... legs/arms are trimmed regularly at a certain level...

    ad, stop posting porn pics ... shits embarrassing
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    Ya'll at least do this, right?

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  27. 01-19-16 07:55 PM #62
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