LMAO at the news story abt Bubba never wanting to miss a good intern party. I got the hookup with Snowden and the NSA intercept of Clinton's phone chat with Jeff!

Bubba: Hey, Jeff. Great party dude. Some of those babes were so young they didn't even know who I was! Here are a couple private #'s so I don't miss the next bash. BR549

Jeff: No problem, you know I aim to please Mr President

2 months later

Bubba: Hey dude! Got to say I'm a little pissed at you Jeffreak

Jeff: Thought we were cool bro, whats the problem?

Bubba: Heard abt that little soiree you had last week at the island. No invite for Uncle POTUS? Come on man, you think it wouldn't get back to me?

Jeff: My secretary dialed both those numbers you gave me and all we got was voice mail. Didn't figure you would want us leaving that kind of message on your voice mail? ha ha

Bubba: Well, guess you are right there. OK, take down these other numbers. Just keep working your way down the list until I pick up. Yea, hold on, and take down these email addresses too!