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    Landers can we see a pic of your lovely wife. I wanna see the woman you pound like a pornstar as you mentioned.

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    Here we go...

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    I'll post a recent pic of my wife to show you what I pound the shit out of regarding her 3 holes.

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    Jerky you don't pound anything but beef jerky

    You're on a three-year sexless drought

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Landers can we see a pic of your lovely wife. I wanna see the woman you pound like a pornstar as you mentioned.
    no, keep family out of the forums

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Jerky you don't pound anything but beef jerky

    You're on a three-year sexless drought

    Says the guy with a 2 inch prick. I got pictures buddy, that are worth a thousand words. I got videos too .... What is that worth ? (million words) Go f u c k yourself and come back on here and post. I'm the realest f u c k i n g piece of shit on here when I do post. Which is very sparingly. (limited in quantity) in case you have to google that one pal.

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    Very informative thread

    Thanks brock

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Ladies & Gentlemen let me introduce you to the Lion




    ....a fukking King of the Jungle

    He really changed up his room with the new pillows. Who new Brock was an interior decorator. He got the matching skirt to go with the pillows. And neither video has the white shirt with green sleeves. Brock is fukking versatile

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    He really changed up his room with the new pillows. Who new Brock was an interior decorator. He got the matching skirt to go with the pillows. And neither video has the white shirt with green sleeves. Brock is fukking versatile
    Brockstar the versatile King of the motherfukking Jungle

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    [QUOTE=Brock Landers;23139479]1)many thousands

    2)No Comment[/QUOTE

    well you said ask you anything ? why no comment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    i LOVE the Gumbo, but i like it best at level 7
    i had the level 5 of the Lobster, Crab, and Shrimp Pan Roast.

    it was a bit too rich , i think i would go with etoufee next time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    i had the level 5 of the Lobster, Crab, and Shrimp Pan Roast.

    it was a bit too rich , i think i would go with etoufee next time.
    EVERYTHING there is top drawer

    Simply amazing little restaurant

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    Did you AUNT bring the MAYONAISE LAMB CAKE and POT STICKERS for THANKSGIVING again this year?

    I remember the spread from last year and the paper plates and microwaved food looked TOP DRAWER

    Salud!

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    Which of you relatives died recently, and more importantly, how big of an INSURANCE POLICY did you take out of them?

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    Brock if you could make hundreds of thousands of dollars of gambling a year guaranteed but had to get your dicked chopped off would you do it?

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    Brock, where the fawk is Ringo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bradthebloke View Post
    Brock if you could make hundreds of thousands of dollars of gambling a year guaranteed but had to get your dicked chopped off would you do it?

    No, fortunately, i don't have to make that choice!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bradthebloke View Post
    Brock, where the fawk is Ringo!
    out getting some of that Saturday night beaver

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    Brock what happened to Dickie Greenleaf?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bradthebloke View Post
    Brock what happened to Dickie Greenleaf?
    he died

    Tom Ripley killed him with a boat oar

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    Broke,

    You still got that $25 Walmart self assembled entertainment stand as the center piece in your living room?

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    brock whats the most amount of vodka shots youve taken? im down to 15 or so on a friday night but my all time high was 27

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    brock did you ever get any scratch from meaty

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    Good to see Brock back! Brock favorite Vegas and Offshore book?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bradthebloke View Post
    brock whats the most amount of vodka shots youve taken? im down to 15 or so on a friday night but my all time high was 27
    can't say i've ever done Vodka shots!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurt Lauderdale View Post
    brock did you ever get any scratch from meaty
    don't believe the meatman ever owed me anything Kurt

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    Quote Originally Posted by edawg View Post
    Good to see Brock back! Brock favorite Vegas and Offshore book?
    in Vegas, i have to say my favorite book is at The LVH or Wynn

    Offshore, Pinnacle then 5Dimes

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    Brock if you could fawk the hottest piece of ass you know but you also had to fawk the fattest piece of ass you know in a threeway (spending equal amounts of penetration on both), would you do it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bradthebloke View Post
    Brock if you could fawk the hottest piece of ass you know but you also had to fawk the fattest piece of ass you know in a threeway (spending equal amounts of penetration on both), would you do it?
    absolutely!

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    Brock is it true you live in East Lansing??

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    Brock, why would you fukk JJ on shoes and land?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Brock is it true you live in East Lansing??
    nope

    Champaign, IL pal

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    Brock you ever gonna go visit thailand? or is europe as far east as you will go

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    Brock, who is your pick to win the NCAAB tourney?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bradthebloke View Post
    Brock if you could fawk the hottest piece of ass you know but you also had to fawk the fattest piece of ass you know in a threeway (spending equal amounts of penetration on both), would you do it?
    Good philosophical question. Brings in both ends of the spectrum.

    Initially I thought "fukk ya, of course" but in my mind I was fukking the hottest piece of ass and a hot chubby chick. When I really laid thought to it, it became more complex. The fattest chick has to be gross and the hottest chick is still just a piece of ass, it doesn't even imply she'd be good in bed. I've fukked lots of girls between 5 and 8. That's my bell curve and had a lot of firecrackers in that range. I'm not sure how much better it could've gotten.

    So in the end I gotta say no. I wouldn't. Granted this question was directed towards Brock but it got me thinking.

    I guarantee you the fattest piece of ass is a black girl too

    Gross
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