1. 11-19-14 06:42 PM #1
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    Does anyone want to cuddle?

    No, not with me.
    But maybe with this girl in Portland who opened a "Cuddle Shop".

    Professional cuddler Samantha Hess has opened a pro cuddling shop, where for $60 customers can get an hour's worth of spooning and "the level of human contact that we want or need in order to be our optimal selves."Located in Portland, Oregon, the shop is called Cuddle Up To Meand is already very busy.
    "This business has taken off," Hess told Fox 12. "I've gotten as many as 10,000 emails in a week."
    Hour-long sessions cost $60 dollars and include hair strokes, hand-holding and a plethora of different cuddle positions.


    Hess says the business is in no way adult-orientated, and that she got the idea for it during a low point in her life.



    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...k-9870211.html

    $60 for an hour of cuddling? Not bad.
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  2. 11-19-14 06:52 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plaza23 View Post
    No, not with me.
    But maybe with this girl in Portland who opened a "Cuddle Shop".






    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...k-9870211.html

    $60 for an hour of cuddling? Not bad.
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  3. 11-19-14 06:58 PM #3
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    What are the odds in a year or less this shop is busted for giving cuddle sessions with happy endings?
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  4. 11-19-14 06:59 PM #4
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    Damn good cuddling with those sauage fingers
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  5. 11-19-14 08:48 PM #5
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  6. 11-19-14 08:54 PM #6
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    id penetrate her
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  7. 11-19-14 08:57 PM #7
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    ya, no thanks. she's got a more masculine frame than I do. Last thing I want is her trying to slide it in my ass
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  8. 11-19-14 09:03 PM #8
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    now degens can do this instead of donating their fkn plasma
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  9. 11-19-14 09:16 PM #9
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    "Cuddling eh" we all know what that leads too. It's all fun and games till someone tries sliding a finger in her ass. Oh come on baby just try it .....how bout another $20
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  10. 11-20-14 10:32 AM #10
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    WHY pay this skank, when our own bobbywaves provides such services (and a few more that I can't mention here) FOR FREE.

    WAIT, you say..... what does wussywaves look like? is he "soft and cuddly".... well, you decide:

    bobbywavesfrontal.jpg

    bobbywavesasshat.jpg
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  11. 11-20-14 05:55 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by I/O View Post
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  12. 11-21-14 06:10 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    ya, no thanks. she's got a more masculine frame than I do. Last thing I want is her trying to slide it in my ass
    Gotta break your dry streak somehow.
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