[pinnerpsk]

A 350-pound Walmart shopper was arrested yesterday after he was found sitting atop five stolen rib eye steaks in
the seat of a motorized scooter that he was riding around the South Carolina store.


Rodney Fowler, 43, was spotted Tuesday afternoon placing the steaks in his scooter by a Walmart loss prevention officer, according to a police report.“Suspect sat on the steaks and exited the store passing all points of sale, without attempting to pay for said merchandise,” cops noted.The 5’ 5” Fowler was then confronted by the Walmart worker and escorted back into the store, where he was later arrested by police for shoplifting. “Due to his size, the suspect was cuffed using two pairs of cuffs,” investigators noted.

Pictured above, Fowler spent about three hours in police custody before being released without bond. The fate of the rib eye steaks Fowler sat upon is not addressed in the police report (though here’s hoping Walmart did not re-shelve the pressed meat).

Link: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...k-theft-573214

[Salmon Steak]

5'5" 350, Geez

[Smoke]

Bigdaddy noooooooooooooooooooooo

[King Mayan]

What do you expect?

[pavyracer]

Can a scooter haul 350 pounds and 5 ribeye stakes?

[jjgold]

It looks like deuce

[ttrace35]

I was going to say duece

[Deuce]

Gfys, Mike. Trigger back off.

5'5" 350

Why are these fat fukks allowed to use scooters because they're fat fukks? Dumb mother fukkers.

[ttrace35]

They put those steaks back and some clown bought ass steaks.

[scumbag]

Bigdaddy noooooooooooooooooooooo

Lolz.

[I/O]

A shithole outfit like Walmart will grind those steaks and their chump customers will buy those burgers the next day.

I would never buy anything perishable from a department store such as Walmart.

[TiredPro]

Would of bet a lot this critter was a coon before opening the thread.......

[GUMMO77]

Good idea, poorly executed.

[scumbag]

If he wasn't a fat dummy he'd know to take a $4 sticker from some old half rotten steak, put that shit on a family pack of t bones and talk to the cashier on the way through (this distracts the cashier from realizing that you're paying $35 less)

nothing illegal about that.

Its just a good old fashioned 'loophole'.

im not even poor and I loophole the fck out of those homos.

Id estimate I save $2000/year on meat through loopholes.

[sweep]

If he wasn't a fat dummy he'd know to take a $4 sticker from some old half rotten steak, put that shit on a family pack of t bones and talk to the cashier on the way through (this distracts the cashier from realizing that you're paying $35 less)

nothing illegal about that.

Its just a good old fashioned 'loophole'.

im not even poor and I loophole the fck out of those homos.

Id estimate I save $2000/year on meat through loopholes.

i see how ýou got ýour handle now...

[scumbag]

Lolz

scumbags gonna loophole.

I'm a career gambler. Everything is an angle.

[TheMoneyShot]

The real question is... who's the sorry soul who purchased those same steaks later on?

You know damn well Wal-Mart put them back in the meat department for purchase.

[daneblazer]

where is his neck