1. #1
    Auto Donk
    Diggity man the fort, I'm outta here!
    Auto Donk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-03-13
    Posts: 43,564
    Betpoints: 48

    INCESTUOUS Child Group Sex Ring Uncovered in Alabama.....

    leading the "trending topic" board on most all news sites.....

    second line of the story told me all I needed to know: ".....piney backwoods of coastal Alabama."

    so, it seems that authorities are finally cracking down on what most people generally consider "dating" in that region....

    "Alabama, Where Family Trees Don't Fork"

    "Alabama, Where Ties are Much Better than Kissing Your Sister" Or is it "Alabama, where ties are much worse than what you do to your sister"?
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 11-02-14 at 10:29 AM.

  2. #2
    The Kraken
    The Kraken's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-24-11
    Posts: 28,917
    Betpoints: 532

    That's the Deep South for ya

  3. #3
    Auto Donk
    Diggity man the fort, I'm outta here!
    Auto Donk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-03-13
    Posts: 43,564
    Betpoints: 48

    yep... just pulled up the family tree of the families involved in this so-called "Ring":

    ala fam tree.jpg

  4. #4
    Auto Donk
    Diggity man the fort, I'm outta here!
    Auto Donk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-03-13
    Posts: 43,564
    Betpoints: 48

    okay.... found the actual "family tree" of the Alabama backwoods clan:
    Attached Images  
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 11-02-14 at 09:28 PM.

  5. #5
    Snowball
    Snowball's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 11-15-09
    Posts: 30,021
    Betpoints: 3780

    only 2 families... don't make such a big deal out of it.. sad, but we can do without
    the erroneous stereotypes.

  6. #6
    Auto Donk
    Diggity man the fort, I'm outta here!
    Auto Donk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-03-13
    Posts: 43,564
    Betpoints: 48

    Quote Originally Posted by Snowball View Post
    only 2 families... don't make such a big deal out of it.. sad, but we can do without
    the erroneous stereotypes.
    hell, everyone i know from alabama admits to at least one fling with a sister, second cousin, parent, etc.....

    jj gold had it right about stereotypes!

  7. #7
    The Kraken
    The Kraken's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-24-11
    Posts: 28,917
    Betpoints: 532

    Interesting, I haven't heard from the following posters since the incest sexual ring bust

    The Prick
    NosNiBro
    Let's go Rangers
    BatemanPatrick
    Pavyracer

    Really no surprise with any of them

  8. #8
    Ralphie Halves
    Ralphie Halves's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-13-09
    Posts: 4,507
    Betpoints: 15084

    I've been all over small towns in Missouri, Illinois, and Arkansas. Spend one day in these places, and you'd swear this shit goes on all the time there too.

    "I'm not afraid of clowns, I'm afraid of small towns"

  9. #9
    teaserpleaser
    teaserpleaser's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-14-08
    Posts: 26,016

    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    okay.... found the actual "family tree" of the Alabama backwoods clan:
    I worked in a west texas oil town like this 700 people including oil workers everybody banging the same couple of chicks...small towns are a trip. Any picks of that family they have that inbred eye thing going on like the banjo kid from deliverance...saw a kid that looked just like him in west texas. Super inbred trailor trash that you just don't see here in so cal

  10. #10
    itchypickle
    Dan Bilzerian's gunsmith
    itchypickle's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 11-05-09
    Posts: 21,452
    Betpoints: 5620

    On positive side, one less stop for Thanksgiving dinner for the Pickle this holiday season I'll put some $$ on their commissary books though...right thing to do.

  11. #11
    recon1
    Yep
    recon1's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-13-12
    Posts: 2,579
    Betpoints: 5637

    I'll tell you what is worse, is inner city ghettos with inbreeding. For some reason the South gets the bad press for these atrocious acts, but inner city ghettos have the most inbreeding from my experiences.
    Friend told me this joke. Did you know Washington State named the tooth brush? because if any other state named it, it would be called the 'teethbrush'

  12. #12
    stevenash
    stevenash's Avatar Moderator
    Join Date: 01-17-11
    Posts: 62,663
    Betpoints: 32317

    4.8 million people in Alabama, 17 different surnames.
    Incest is a game the whole family can play though.

    Boy in the bathtub with dad says, "how come your rooster is different than mine"
    Dad says, "well for starters, yours isn't erect"

    Little girl is watch daddy shower, points to his rooster and says "Daddy? When am I going to get one of those?"
    Daddy says "right after mommy leaves for work"
    Points Awarded:

    mcdonae101 gave stevenash 2 Betpoint(s) for this post.


  13. #13
    Spedizzo
    Spedizzo's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-16-11
    Posts: 1,557
    Betpoints: 158

    was crustyme involved in this???

  14. #14
    recon1
    Yep
    recon1's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-13-12
    Posts: 2,579
    Betpoints: 5637

    Nash, That was too funny man!

  15. #15
    Ted Sheckler
    Ted Sheckler's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-08-14
    Posts: 1,936
    Betpoints: 78

    Sounds like something firedawg would be taking part in.

  16. #16
    Auto Donk
    Diggity man the fort, I'm outta here!
    Auto Donk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-03-13
    Posts: 43,564
    Betpoints: 48

    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Interesting, I haven't heard from the following posters since the incest sexual ring bust

    The Prick
    NosNiBro
    Let's go Rangers
    BatemanPatrick
    Pavyracer

    Really no surprise with any of them
    scratch PavyRacer from that list, please....... we all know all of his "action", whether inbred or not, is phony!!!! Those "hot" little kids he posted photos of were taken right off of a "Kids r Us" advertisement on line........
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 11-03-14 at 03:39 PM.

  17. #17
    Big Bear
    Love your neighbor
    Big Bear's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 11-01-11
    Posts: 43,253
    Betpoints: 14

    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    4.8 million people in Alabama, 17 different surnames.
    Incest is a game the whole family can play though.

    Boy in the bathtub with dad says, "how come your rooster is different than mine"
    Dad says, "well for starters, yours isn't erect"

    Little girl is watch daddy shower, points to his rooster and says "Daddy? When am I going to get one of those?"
    Daddy says "right after mommy leaves for work"
    u sick fukk

Top