1. 08-23-14 07:23 AM #1
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    If you never been arrested and dont have tattoos......

    Your a fukking pussy ass motherfukker that never hung the nuts out, not even once. Some guys in here should sit down to piss they are so fukkin weak!!!!!!
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  2. 08-23-14 07:36 AM #2
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    Hey tough guy it's...you're Just saying
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  3. 08-23-14 07:38 AM #3
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    On the other hand, If you have been arrested many times and got tattoos, you are a FUKKING LOSER CLOWN.
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  4. 08-23-14 07:43 AM #4
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    Funny when I was sub-20 yrs old I felt this way and now I look at these types in public and see how fukkin stupid they are. Glad I grew up.

    And on the tattoo thing....crazy how there are so many tatted up people who seem intellectual and sensible. Something tells me tattoo removal will be a good business to be in over the next 20 yrs
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  5. 08-23-14 07:50 AM #5
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    Tattoos definitely prevent you as far as advancing in the corporate in most cases

    I did time for silly things

    Pinching girls asses
    Pimping
    Weed
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  6. 08-23-14 07:52 AM #6
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    MMAChicka likes tattoos.
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  7. 08-23-14 07:53 AM #7
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    Tattoos make you stronger...

    Just like a racing stripe on a car makes it go faster.
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  8. 08-23-14 07:53 AM #8
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    I've been arrested plenty of times but I don't have any tats because my mother doesn't like it...am I good to go Kid?
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  9. 08-23-14 07:56 AM #9
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    Tattoos put you in a lower-class even if you're not it's the way society looks at you
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  10. 08-23-14 07:57 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    MMAChicka likes tattoos.
    She's going to love my skull and crossbones from the war....earned it the hard way
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  11. 08-23-14 07:59 AM #11
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    Sanchez come to Vegas so I can slap you around

    I'm going to slap big bigday around when his wife present
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  12. 08-23-14 08:08 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by KiDBaZkiT View Post
    Your a fukking pussy ass motherfukker that never hung the nuts out, not even once. Some guys in here should sit down to piss they are so fukkin weak!!!!!!
    Bitch, please.

    I got all my tattoos IN THE JOINT, motherfukker.

    This kid ain't ever done time. I can tell from the way he talk.

    Places where I done my bids....I'd be trading this boy for 2 packs of Camels and a jell-o cup by day 2.
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  13. 08-23-14 08:11 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Sanchez come to Vegas so I can slap you around

    I'm going to slap big bigday around when his wife present
    coach call me
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  14. 08-23-14 08:28 AM #14
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    Russian Rocket you agree I am much tougher being bald
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  15. 08-23-14 08:31 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Russian Rocket you agree I am much tougher being bald
    tougher is an understatement...you look more like a Bad Ass
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  16. 08-23-14 08:32 AM #16
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    A recent study by the Institute of Viral studies at Northwestern Texas Fordum State states that people with tatoos will make $89,000 less in their lifetime.
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  17. 08-23-14 08:34 AM #17
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    no tattoos---arrested 15 times---4 duis , 3 public drunks, 2 gambling charges, 2 sex crimes, 1 vandalism, 1 theft [stole a tombstone], 1 contributing to delinquency of minor---1 escape, had to be rearrested.
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  18. 08-23-14 08:34 AM #18
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    Rocky are you insane!??!?!?

    tats or no tats you better get that fukkin goat back from those gypsies before Uncle Pete sees this (2:41)

    he is going to go ballistic
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  19. 08-23-14 08:35 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by KiDBaZkiT View Post
    Your a fukking pussy ass motherfukker that never hung the nuts out, not even once. Some guys in here should sit down to piss they are so fukkin weak!!!!!!
    If you really put your mind to it you could get a job at a car wash.
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  20. 08-23-14 08:38 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    Rocky are you insane!??!?!?

    tats or no tats you better get that fukkin goat back from those gypsies before Uncle Pete sees this (2:41)

    he is going to go ballistic
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  21. 08-23-14 08:43 AM #21
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    ^ lol

    Kid, the first of the month is right around the corner. Better figure something out!
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  22. 08-23-14 08:44 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Tattoos definitely prevent you as far as advancing in the corporate in most cases
    Tattoos, not good.

    But a record? Please. There is no corporate to advance in; no interviews, no strolls on campus, no business to do.

    Jailtime is the easy part - a lifetime of being a peasant is the real sentence.
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  23. 08-23-14 08:49 AM #23
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    tattoos do not make the man

    unless they are face tats

    it's like a public self-burial
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  24. 08-23-14 08:53 AM #24
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    Tattoos and jail time....

    What if we just cut to the chase and have anal sex?

    Will one be considered "hanging one's nutz out"? Would their then be an invite to the tree house?
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  25. 08-23-14 09:40 AM #25
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    people all marked up young

    basically limited future

    definite correlation
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  26. 08-23-14 10:09 AM #26
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    You don't need tattoos if you have a personality.
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  27. 08-23-14 10:45 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Sanchez come to Vegas so I can slap you around

    I'm going to slap big bigday around when his wife present
    I'm only going to say this to you one more time...I'll hit you so fukkin hard your damn driver's license will cry..and that's that
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  28. 08-23-14 10:47 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by actiondan View Post
    You don't need tattoos if you have a personality.
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  29. 08-23-14 10:52 AM #29
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    tattoos are for queers
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  30. 08-23-14 10:56 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    MMAChicka likes tattoos.
    Let her know I plan to have one of my sleeves done come bash time.
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  31. 08-23-14 11:11 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Let her know I plan to have one of my sleeves done come bash time.
    Won't that make your shirt look funny?
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  32. 08-23-14 11:30 AM #32
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    I got a tatoo of King Felix's face on my right shoulder.

    Been arrested only once and that was for streaking at a Mets game.
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  33. 08-23-14 11:31 AM #33
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    Bear you have no tattoo we all know that
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  34. 08-23-14 01:01 PM #34
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    BigBear/Creature/Loshak kind of showed your bawls here

    you are the only guy from the village that posts here

    no one admits to attending Mets games psl

    your over-share has cost you dearly

    everyone knows what has to happen here

    either YOU take care of this or we will
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  35. 08-23-14 01:09 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by KiDBaZkiT View Post
    Your a fukking pussy ass motherfukker that never hung the nuts out, not even once. Some guys in here should sit down to piss they are so fukkin weak!!!!!!
    you are still a pussy ...
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