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    Seaweed
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    Please Help!!!

    I'm in Slovenia and I can't find my passport. I'm at tge bus stop but everything is closed now it's 2:33am i just have free wifi. What do i do if i lost my passport? How do i get home to Toronto?? I stopped over in Slovenia for a night and tomorrow i am supposed to take the bus to Croatia and then fly to Toronto. Please help i need my passport to leave Slovenia and go back home. Im serious here so please help

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    You have to find the Canadian Embassy in Slovenia

    Here is information for the Consulate of Canada to Hungary, Slovenia, and Bosnia Herzegovina

    Linhartova cesta 49a.
    1000 Ljubljana
    Slovenia

    Telephone: 00 386 (0)1 252 44 44

    E-mail: canada.consul.ljubljana@siol.net

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    BottomDad won't even answer this guys phone calls anymore

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    BottomDad won't even answer this guys phone calls anymore


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    Is your granny also there with you in Slovakia ? You're screwed big time, your best option is to find a wife get married and than enlist with French foreign legion and request a transfer to serve in French Canada, and whallah - you're home!
    Last edited by pronk; 08-08-14 at 08:04 PM.

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    Clark Griswalds Euro vacation wait stop with these bullshit stories

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    All this time you never mentioned getting laid during your vacation

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    Seaweed if you don't care if you comeback home with one kidney or two, send me PM and I'll talk to my people to fast track you on fresh papers by tomorrow morning

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I'm in Slovenia and I can't find my passport. I'm at tge bus stop but everything is closed now it's 2:33am i just have free wifi. What do i do if i lost my passport? How do i get home to Toronto?? I stopped over in Slovenia for a night and tomorrow i am supposed to take the bus to Croatia and then fly to Toronto. Please help i need my passport to leave Slovenia and go back home. Im serious here so please help
    Hope your not thinking of hanging out and go skinny dipping with the Croatian football team
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    Almost forgot

    Leafs are still shitty

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    Still here have to wait until morning

    Thanks for help

    Arch Leafs are canadas team

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    did you get raped yet or still waiting?

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    See if you can find a OTB parlor.

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    No updates on the story

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    Or did you catch a flight to Cleveland

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    Your such a liar sea kelp. Last time I was here you were moving to Germany.

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    I thought you were never going to post again... sigh one more clown to had to JJ's car again.

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    I like the"I am successful" fairytales better

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    Dear Sir,
    Good day and compliments. This letter will definitely come to you as a huge surprise, but I implore you to take the time to go through it carefully as the decision you make will go off a long way to determine the future and continued existence of the entire members of my family.
    Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Dr. (Mrs.) Mariam Abacha, the wife of the late head of state and commander in chief of the armed forces of the federal republic of Nigeria who died on the 8th of June 1998.
    My ordeal started immediately after my husband's death on the morning of 8th June 1998, and the subsequent take over of government by the last administration. The present democratic government is determined to portray all the good work of my late husband in a bad light and have gone as far as confiscating all my late husband's assets, properties, freezing our accounts both within and outside Nigeria. As I am writing this letter to you, my son Mohammed Abacha is undergoing questioning with the government. All these measures taken by past/present government is just to gain international recognition.
    I and the entire members of my family have been held incommunicado since the death of my husband, hence I seek your indulgence to assist us in securing these funds. We are not allowed to see or discuss with anybody. Few occasions I have tired traveling abroad through alternative means all failed.
    It is in view of this I have mandated DR GALADIMA HASSAN, who has been assisting the family to run around on so many issues to act on behalf of the family concerning the substance of this letter. He has the full power of attorney to execute this transaction with you.
    My late husband had/has Eighty Million USD ($80,000,000.00) specially preserved and well packed in trunk boxes of which only my husband and I knew about. It is packed in such a way to forestall just anybody having access to it. It is this sum that I seek your assistance to get out of Nigeria as soon as possible before the present civilian government finds out about it and confiscate it just like they have done to all our assets.
    I implore you to please give consideration to my predicament and help a widow in need.
    May Allah show you mercy as you do so?

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    Cunning widow Abacha needs our help!
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    Youre part of the Eastern bloc now bro, youre phucked. Just go ahead and take citizenship there and try and find a job where you can spy on the U.S. for them, big bucks.

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    Slovenia needs glory holes too Weeder

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    Good news. My flight leaves sunday!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Good news. My flight leaves sunday!
    Eat any Slovenia pie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArchieBunker View Post
    Eat any Slovenia pie?
    Yes. Delicious cheese pie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Yes. Delicious cheese pie.
    So you haven't got laid in Slovenia

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    Archie, why do I need to get laid when the Leafs fuk me everyday?

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