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    z-doggie
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    I Am Tripping Out...HURRICANE Heading My Way !! Here In Hawaii !!

    PUCK ME !!!! I mean ......


    puck me !! That is if your a supernHot Chick !!!


    O.K. Yeah I am stressed out due to the fact A Hurricane is headed my direction.... toward my beautiful home state state Hawaii...

    It has been rated as strong as Katrina was ...Cat 5 (I think) as of right know ....but is expected to weaken as it heads toward us.....supposed to weaken to a tropical storm...but how accurate is you weather guy or lady ...ever

    It's name is Iselle ...which really is a cool name ...when you make is sound like Is - Ill ....As in Sick...lol


    And is getting tailed by Julio who Is a Hurricane too...or just a tropical storm not sure have not read or seen the latest up to the minute report......just woke up in a panic...from a Hurricane nightmare


    Saw one screen shot showing both their "eyes" and expected path ways and started getting the jitters and shakes..just a little...

    Now ..now ..now .....I know Julio is just trying to get "some" off of Iselle .....he is chasing her ...and I don't don't blame him since she has a hot sounding name like Tom Brady's old lady...Gisele.. can you say ..."SUPER HOTTIE ? "





    But they need to take that "chit ...some where else ...There is a lotta room in the Pacific Ocean in and around Hawaii... Oh yeah and...Get A HAIR CUT BRADY!.....You pucking ..puck.


    O.k. Then too maybe I shoudn't trip out too much because the "Rule" Is ....around here is if it doesn't have a Hawaiian name it ain't allowed to come onto any of our shores !!!


    ...........The last time one hit here it's name was Iniki back in the Nirvana Age off the world....1992 A.D............

    I haven't smelt any "teen spirit" in a long ...long...long time...No way I'm going for jailbait pussy...
    Pussy is NOT worth a minute of jail time.....

    But it being a while since one hit does make the odds go up.....

    Not sure on putting a number ...or capping the Hit or not odds...I am good at Math but I'M not the worlds greatest odds maker............

    Well.....That's all I have to say about this right now.......

    Here is the link to news story....I 'gunna watch it and get caught up...

    http://www.nbcnews.com/news/weather/...-julio-n172696

    ..Why worry too much...it will either hit or not...you should worry about what you can't control... Z-dog out..
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    Most hurricanes Are not with their projected to be

    All hype

    Usually some wind and rain

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Most hurricanes Are not with their projected to be

    All hype

    Usually some wind and rain
    True....but a lot of people are walking around with that..worried look on their face

    Last edited by z-doggie; 08-05-14 at 10:28 AM.

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    Nothing a few dozen beers can't cure

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    Doggie you on Oahu? Still got some buddies out there up in Waipio now...got flooded at the Shell in the Jack Johsnon concert last week....fun time of year. Stay safe pal.

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    Flying to the big island Thursday

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    I hope my pink house doesn't get flooded

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    I just hope Costco still has beer.

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    what island u on Z-Doggie?

    Hurricanes make great waves for surfing right?

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    Stay Safe Man, hope you get the least of it

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    I live in the Carolinas we deal with this all the time

    Put down your Pineapple/Mango/fruity drink in a coconut and be a man

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    Quote Originally Posted by itchypickle View Post
    Doggie you on Oahu? Still got some buddies out there up in Waipio now...got flooded at the Shell in the Jack Johsnon concert last week....fun time of year. Stay safe pal.
    yeah PICKLE ..oAHU,,,uSED TO LIVE IN wAIPIO...FOR FIVE YEARS..KIDS STILL GO THERE TO SCHOOL

    I call Waipio.. The P O !!

    sick the year the kids won the little league..

    I am burning up now in Ewa Beach ...with all the lizards...

    Usually if it gets too hot ..I ask myself what rymes with bucket and go surf...

    There hurrican is now down to a cat 1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    what island u on Z-Doggie?

    Hurricanes make great waves for surfing right?
    Yeah Bear....SUrfs UP !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    I live in the Carolinas we deal with this all the time

    Put down your Pineapple/Mango/fruity drink in a coconut and be a man
    LOL Centar...

    Tell that to all paranoid little asain chicks running around in their high heels and bikinis


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    Doggie paddle out you puss. 30 foot swells are nothing in New Jersey

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    Quote Originally Posted by z-doggie View Post

    Tell that to all paranoid little asain chicks running around in their high heels and bikinis
    Pics please

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    Hurricanes ain't shit. We had one here in NYC a year or two ago and it didn't do shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by z-doggie View Post
    yeah PICKLE ..oAHU,,,uSED TO LIVE IN wAIPIO...FOR FIVE YEARS..KIDS STILL GO THERE TO SCHOOL

    I call Waipio.. The P O !!

    sick the year the kids won the little league..

    I am burning up now in Ewa Beach ...with all the lizards...

    Usually if it gets too hot ..I ask myself what rymes with bucket and go surf...

    There hurrican is now down to a cat 1
    Know Ewa well. Used to live in Kapolei when I was out there years ago. Stay safe and hope it passes with no major hits. Looks like the tailing storm might get Oahu a little more than the first but never know how it'll turn.

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    Oahu probably won't see any bad shit for a day. My dumb ass actually flew out to the BI today and the shit is starting to pound. Not too crazy yet, but if I die give my points to carseller.

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    So now you have 2 hurricanes heading your way doggie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidcudi92 View Post
    So now you have 2 hurricanes heading your way doggie?

    Iselle (first one) hit the big island tonight and is now headed south of the rest of the islands. Julio is tracking north so unless something changes pretty drastically, it will miss the islands. Hilo got the worst of Iselle with some flooding and power outages. Skies are clear in Waikoloa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Iselle (first one) hit the big island tonight and is now headed south of the rest of the islands. Julio is tracking north so unless something changes pretty drastically, it will miss the islands. Hilo got the worst of Iselle with some flooding and power outages. Skies are clear in Waikoloa.
    thanks for the news Jake, hopefully it stays that way. much love to our Hawaii folks

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    Didn't just get down graded to a tropical storm? After Katrina, I don't even like thinking about hurricanes.

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