1. 06-08-14 02:16 PM #141
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    tell her youll only meet her if shes into ATM
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  2. 06-08-14 03:23 PM #142
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    What happened to the Italian woman? It didn't work out?
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  3. 06-08-14 06:33 PM #143
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    holy shit

    i'd run fast, like motha fuckin' Jessie owens! three signs of immediate craziness... one, the f'ckin' nasty selfies/obvious selfie obsession; two, crazy "cut ur dick off in a rage" eyes, three, bad ink...... real bad ink........
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  4. 06-08-14 06:33 PM #144
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    Quote Originally Posted by bradthebloke View Post
    tell her youll only meet her if shes into ATM
    indeed.... and id hit her with the full chocco-stick.... no wiping away her lunch......
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  5. 06-09-14 11:54 AM #145
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    Quick update... busy today fellas. The 29 year old chick finally sent me some more photos. Would you bang?



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  6. 06-09-14 01:38 PM #146
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Quick update... busy today fellas. The 29 year old chick finally sent me some more photos. Would you bang?



    I would.
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  7. 06-09-14 03:51 PM #147
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    I would as well!
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  8. 06-09-14 04:09 PM #148
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    Those 2 of the29 yr old are much better than the first few. I'd lay the Jewish hammer to both of them
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  9. 06-09-14 05:47 PM #149
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    God damn that toilet roll holder is way too high.
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  10. 06-09-14 05:51 PM #150
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Proffett View Post
    God damn that toilet roll holder is way too high.
    access panel for the shower is in the way.....lol
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  11. 06-09-14 05:56 PM #151
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Proffett View Post
    God damn that toilet roll holder is way too high.
    That's so you can wipe your nose 1st, ass/ puss 2nd.
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  12. 06-09-14 07:46 PM #152
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    She must workout. 4 tops.
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  13. 06-09-14 09:01 PM #153
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    29 year old, yes.
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  14. 06-09-14 09:11 PM #154
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Quick update... busy today fellas. The 29 year old chick finally sent me some more photos. Would you bang?



    That girl is way way way better than the 26 yr old. Delete the 26yr old and hook up with this 29 yr old.
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  15. 06-09-14 09:32 PM #155
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    thats more like it Money. The 29 year old is legit.

    Life has aged her face a lot of the last 5 years but no reason to nit pick

    Now on to the important questions regarding her......How is her personality
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  16. 06-09-14 09:41 PM #156
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    Money, your work is inspiring me to actually go out for a change ...

    Where are some good places for a single guy to meet average-to-ugly looking women?
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  17. 06-09-14 09:46 PM #157
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    Money, your work is inspiring me to actually go out for a change ...

    Where are some good places for a single guy to meet average-to-ugly looking women?
    The internet.
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  18. 06-09-14 10:26 PM #158
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    Lol +1
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  19. 06-10-14 02:09 AM #159
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    Money, your work is inspiring me to actually go out for a change ...

    Where are some good places for a single guy to meet average-to-ugly looking women?


    Fly me down, HTown. Got family down there, get you laid in one night
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  20. 06-10-14 02:11 AM #160
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    The people have spoken...29 year old for sure. Get it done
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  21. 06-10-14 08:04 AM #161
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Proffett View Post
    God damn that toilet roll holder is way too high.
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  22. 06-10-14 08:53 AM #162
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    Well!..Then it's settled!...MoneyShot can take the 29 year old and send the other 26 year old my way!...
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  23. 06-10-14 01:18 PM #163
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Chatting with this new girl. Met her on pof. Oddly enough... girl is into me way too fast. Already said she wants to ride my cok etc. I'm concerned with a few things...

    1. Her picture size for cell phone photos are awfully small. Usually girls take photos with a higher megapixel rate.

    2. She claims her weight is exactly 164 lbs. She looks a lot thinner than 164 lbs.

    3. I can't find her on FB anywhere. I usually find something with them that they become searchable. I don't ever ask for a last name... that means you're desperate and you're coming on way too strong. I usually just ask what you do for a living? Like a waitress... student.. or a stay at home mom. You'd be surprised at how many times this works when you're searching... and you find them. Just to make sure they are real... but I can't find her at all.

    What am I missing here?


    First photo she sent today












    Claims this photo was taken on Memorial Day







    She claims this photo was taken an hour ago.




    Does this chick really look 164 lbs? How is this even possible?

    I dont even know what to say but you are funny moneyshot.

    Why does she take photos from such strange angles and why does she hold her lips like that in every photo?
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  24. 06-10-14 01:26 PM #164
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Money you seem to receive a large amount of sexually provacative pics, do you send them as well?

    I think I speak for all the guys when I say that I would like to see a pic that you are sending the other way.

    Thanks buddy
    i don't think i've ever laughed so hard at a SBR post lol.
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  25. 06-11-14 12:16 PM #165
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    She looks crazy. Ask her if she'll do you and 3 of your friends and see what she says.
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  26. 06-11-14 06:43 PM #166
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    Quote Originally Posted by Microbetter View Post
    She looks crazy. Ask her if she'll do you and 3 of your friends and see what she says.
    a little train action?

    she does look crazy like she might tie you to the bed telling you she wants to have sex with you and then stab you 100 times
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  27. 06-11-14 09:41 PM #167
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    I like her in the pic with the black top and pink panties.
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  28. 06-12-14 07:13 AM #168
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Quick update... busy today fellas. The 29 year old chick finally sent me some more photos. Would you bang?



    You have hit the jackpot, sir. I'd definitely fill her warehouse without question.
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  29. 06-13-14 08:22 AM #169
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Proffett View Post
    God damn that toilet roll holder is way too high.
    Jimmy check'in out the toilet paper holder! I don't know Money, in her pics she definitely has what I'd call "crazy eyes". Not that she's unfukable, she definitely is, but sounds like from the little note she wrote you, has some serious attachment issues. Good luck with it, but I wouldn't let her know where ya live.
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  30. 06-13-14 11:19 AM #170
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    lol. This is guy is taking the piss just pulling everyone's leg trolling the lot of you.
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  31. 06-14-14 04:22 PM #171
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    Quote Originally Posted by AussiePunter123 View Post
    lol. This is guy is taking the piss just pulling everyone's leg trolling the lot of you.
    You calling me a liar guy? You should know me better than that. Back to school.


    UPDATE

    So, I met up with the 29 year old last night. It was one of those spontaneous... let's do it now kind of thing. I hate planning these dates because... well... something always gets in the way and makes you cancel etc. So, we both agreed to meet last night. We met up at this one place. I'll be honest... I was disappointed at the first initial (look) attraction of her. But we hugged. I could tell she was really excited... I'm like... um where's the bar at? I need a drink ASAP.

    We played this trivia game practically all night... and it was really entertaining. I couldn't believe that she actually had a brain on her. I always keep things cool... I just want to be a good date. Just be funny... relaxed... and entertaining. It goes a long way with women.

    We ended up both being hammered... and honestly she felt bad... when I purchased majority of the drinks... at around the halfway point of drinking... she picked up the ordering and placed it on her card. Nice of her.

    So the next topic came up... (I just figured I'd shoot that out there...) Are you going to be well enough to drive home? Honestly, in all my dates and meetings etc I've never used that line before. It actually came out smooth. Surprisingly. Apparently it didn't come across aggressive because her initial response was... "I guess we'll have to get a hotel." And I already knew which one to choose in the area we were in.

    So anyways.... there are a few videos in sequence of what I was thinking... how I looked... etc... I was totally hammered.

    I honestly don't remember much... I'm getting old.










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  32. 06-14-14 04:28 PM #172
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    she seems like a nice gal Money.
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  33. 06-14-14 04:29 PM #173
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    Money, I don't mean any harm or negativity when I say this. This is purely out of complete respect and envy.

    I fukking hate you, pal.

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  34. 06-14-14 04:44 PM #174
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    They both look like trainwrecks to me. Try OK Cupid. Much nicer looking girls.
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  35. 06-14-14 04:45 PM #175
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    did ya fist her ass?
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