[GT21Megatron]

I went last March for the NCAA tourney/ best friends bachelor party. Deauschbag we went with decided to score some drugs from some strangers and dial up some fat black hookers at like 4 AM. He ended up getting a bad batch and started wigging out. He locked himself in the room and said people were watching him. They had to call security for the casino because they thought he was gonna kill himself. He wound up spending two days in the hospital and they had no clue what the Fuk was wrong with him. Whatever it was finally wore off 2 days later and he wasn't able to do shit after that.....this is what not to do.....

[BigDofBA]

I went last March for the NCAA tourney/ best friends bachelor party. Deauschbag we went with decided to score some drugs from some strangers and dial up some fat black hookers at like 4 AM. He ended up getting a bad batch and started wigging out. He locked himself in the room and said people were watching him. They had to call security for the casino because they thought he was gonna kill himself. He wound up spending two days in the hospital and they had no clue what the Fuk was wrong with him. Whatever it was finally wore off 2 days later and he wasn't able to do shit after that.....this is what not to do.....

lol. Never trust anyone on the strip. I go every April and try to make a trip inOctober during football season if I can. Always stay I the middle of the strip. Cosmo, Aria, Mirage.

[NooChance]

dont lose your house

[chipper]

Bring your bathing suit and spend lots of time at the pool. It's gonna' be ONE VERY HOT weekend!

[TheDane]

Holy shit fellas, crazy night, ended up going all in on the ballagio buffet (not my choice) but I liked the food. I was too late to make any pays but I did visit the mirage and it was great,made a few plays for tomorrow . Then I saw Daniel tosh do stand up, great night, great looking bitches out here too, I'll see where that goes lol

[GT21Megatron]

lol. Never trust anyone on the strip. I go every April and try to make a trip inOctober during football season if I can. Always stay I the middle of the strip. Cosmo, Aria, Mirage.

We stayed at the Cosmo when we were there. They're Sportsbook sucks and they were charging us $8 a pop for beer...after the second day we figured it out that we should go get 3 20 packs from Wahlgreens and load up the tub with ICE and put them all in there...we just went up to the room and grabbed two beers at a time..only time we left the casino the entire trip was to go get the beers...straight gambling and getting ****** up watching the NCAA tourney....had Florida Gulf Coast ML over Georgetown....partied like rockstars...1st night I got black out drunk because I wasn't use to the time change and woke up with 2 Gs all over the table and had 3 tickets in my pocket....scary shit when you turn on ESPN at 4 AM praying your bets hit

[BigDofBA]

We stayed at the Cosmo when we were there. They're Sportsbook sucks and they were charging us $8 a pop for beer...after the second day we figured it out that we should go get 3 20 packs from Wahlgreens and load up the tub with ICE and put them all in there...we just went up to the room and grabbed two beers at a time..only time we left the casino the entire trip was to go get the beers...straight gambling and getting ****** up watching the NCAA tourney....had Florida Gulf Coast ML over Georgetown....partied like rockstars...1st night I got black out drunk because I wasn't use to the time change and woke up with 2 Gs all over the table and had 3 tickets in my pocket....scary shit when you turn on ESPN at 4 AM praying your bets hit

Lol. Good times. Last year I was there during the Final four.

I always have the cab driver stop on the way to the hotel from the airport so I can get alcohol.

Getting drinks in the Sportsbook sucks. At The Mirage they give you drink tickets. I always have a ton when in my luggage when I get home.

The good thing about the Mirage is that they have a bar right by the Sportsbook so you can watch the games and get free drinks if your at a video poker machine, the bar top variety.

[Booya711]

At the LVH....shitty environment but free drinks with betting ticket...

[ByeShea]

Deauschbag we went with decided to score some drugs from some strangers and dial up some fat black hookers at like 4 AM. He locked himself in the room and said people were watching him. He wound up spending two days in the hospital and they had no clue what the Fuk was wrong with him. Whatever it was finally wore off 2 days later and he wasn't able to do shit after that......

[greenhippo]

At the LVH....shitty environment but free drinks with betting ticket...

I was there 30 mins ago

[Booya711]

I was there 30 mins ago

Nice... Where did you go?

[greenhippo]

Just the sportsbook. Only place I can find Score in 1st inning prop. MGM properties don't offer them anymore? Staying at Venetian and they're not offering it, neither was Lagasse.

Ill be back in about an hour or two to cash it.

[TheDane]

Update, I'm pretty hammered. Lost 2 bills earlier on the Stros and Marlins but might hit big on some other games, not gonna say which ones Cause of Jiaxing them lol.

I have like 10 drink tickets, it's awesome, gonna met this chick later for dinner, met her here, hopefully it goes well, Bol to me!

[Plaza23]

Rio's a bit off strip but they have a nice sportsbook and a great seafood buffet. I had a good time there last fall betting college football one saturday night.

[gauchojake]

How was vefas?

[mpaschal34]

so where's the final report? 10 drink coupons and a girl waiting for you....did it crash and burn?

[TheDane]

Just got got back, I'm exhausted. Thanks to everyone that contributed to the thread, it was very helpful.

I'll have a final report tomorrow. But as far as it went with the girl on Saturday Night, Dinner didn't go over too great, chick seemed a little off, didn't really try to go for it. I think I made the right choice looking back on it. Still a great trip though.

[TheDane]

Alright, here's the rundown of what took place:

Friday afternoon- On our way there, I make a rookie mistake and leave my headphones in my suitcase, I'm by the window so it's too much of a hassle to get them, decide to order Jack Daniels on the plane to make up for it (first time getting buzzed on a plane- fascinating experience).... Land in Vegas, I was not paying for the trip, my brother was, so I didn't have a say in what we did as a group until we got to our rooms and could go our separate ways, our rooms weren't ready when we went there, so we decided to eat at the Bellagio buffet while we waited, meanwhile all the games I wanted to bet on were already starting at this point. So betting took a back seat for the night, Ended up having a decent meal than going back to our rooms, I had a nice suite at the Vdara, very spacious and cool. I go to the Mirage to check out thier sports book after that, make a bunch of bets for the next day. Meet some chick while I'm there, get her number, than go to the Tosh show at the Terry Fator theater near by- show was awesome, I was hammered and it was great, Tosh was hilarious, as was his opener.

Saturday- Go back to Mirage to check out games that I bet on the night before, most my straight bets lost on the Stros and Marlins, but I hit a nice parlay with Tanaka, Fister, and Ryu all winning for their teams, almost broke even because of that. Mirage was nice place to watch but I didn't really like the betting options they had, very little fights on the UFC show to bet on, and no Rugby to bet on, the guy told me that I could probably bet on those at another book. So I decided that would be the last time I'd bet a the Mirage, but overall a very nice environment and I enjoyed it. Meanwhile, I'm texting the girl during random parts of the day, we decided to eat at the STK, I was ready to go hard, but a few hours before we met I was told that she was a Stripper...I wasn't sure what to make of it, decided at that point i would not try to hook up with her, not just because I wasn't sure if it was the best option health wise, but I didn't want to get hustled or robbed, had a nice dinner at the place we were at, then I bailed. I don't regret it. I left to get a cab to find another book, I asked my cabbie and he recommended the Palms to me, even gave me a pick and said he thought the LA kings would win, I don't know shit about hockey but kept his pick in mind. Went to the Palms pretty late, pretty awesome place, it was too late to bet on anything by the time I went to the book, but I took a look around the other places there, seemed cool.

Sunday- Early baseball games, so I had to wake up early, decide I'd just go the near by sports book at the Aria to make my bets, I bet on the Stros and Marlins again....dumb move, try to make the money back by pounding Shrerzer and the Tigers, not a good move either, pretty much almost lose all my money at this point as I thought I'd at least hit one of those three, had only a couple bills left, I was hammered by all the drink tickets I got, decided I needed a nap, but before leaving, I remember the pick my cabbie gave me, so I spend 1 on my last bills on the LA Kings, but I also parlay with with the Pirates who were +160 against the Dodgers, seemed like a total sucker bet, payoff was +465 though, so I took it, the guy who gave me a ticket gave me a look like i had no chance at all, I agreed with him...So I nap, come back in time for the the final moments of the Hockey game, place was packed, way more rowdy than during the baseball games, great environment, Kings end up winning, and Pirates fortunately don't choke their game, I get a nice little payout. Then I go to the pizza place called Five50, had a nice Large pizza, very spicy and good. Had a chocolate Porter which was delicious, along with a chocolate shake, it was great night, end up going back to my room and crash and get ready for the early flight tomorrow.

Overall, had a fantastic three days, highlight was probably the Tosh show, but the Books were just as awesome to experience, had a lot of good advice on here. Maybe next time I'll check out that swingers club where you wear a robe or whatever

Thanks again to everyone for the advice!

I'm going to try to go again every three months or something.

[sourtwist]

Boooooooring. Wow i have better weekends than that in AC once a month.

[Grits n' Gravy]

Your not a big timer tough guy

Your on a thin rope with me and like I said numerous times I do not want to make an example out of you in front of the Wynn


Guy give us a report when you arrive in Vegas

anytime baldy. Keep running those crooked teeth with tough talk your old ass can't back up.

mayan- check out pool at drai's during day for Benetton ad of puss variety.