[Auto Donk]

TO: SBRFORUM.COM AND SBR JONELYN:

As I have never heard of or seen "billy loco," as far as I can recall, and am not the person who may use that I.D. on your site, I am hereby demanding a formal, videotaped apology and retraction of your allegations that I am involved with this site as a "ghost i.d," or am in any way related to the i.d. of "Billy Loco". I have sent SBR Jonelyn, the perpetrator of the slanderous/libelous comments made in her capacity as an employee of your website, an email demanding a retraction and apology as well.


Demand is hereby made that you have Jonelyn post a message, complete with a video in her famous broken English, with its own title "Formal Apology to Auto Donk" on all forums on which she posted the libelous video, and in that video retraction/apology have her spefically apologize to me and retract her libelous statements about me having any connection to the i.d. entitled "billy loco".

Please have that video posted within twenty-four (24) hours of the date and time of this post, or I will take appropriate legal action against SBRForum.com, its owners and affiliates, and of course Ms. Jonelyn.

I have previously sent you my law office address and phone number, and look forward to your prompt response.

Sincerely,

RCP aka "Auto Donk"

[BennyBigNuts]

Good luck.
You have as much luck with that as you do suing an Antigua based sportsbook.

[Chi_archie]

do the right thing here, JoJo

[pulledclear]

Why don't you suck your apology out of my dck.

[shari91]

Auto... if you can still log in here let alone post that should tell you how serious the vid was. The first one I saw was legit. The ones after that may have been just poking fun at people who the weirdos in vid land assumed would get the pretty obvious joke. Like an inside joke kind of thing as it was so odd. Obviously some don't have the same sense of humour as others. However talking about a lawyer makes you look silly. If anyone thought you were a ghost you would've been banned before the vid was even a drop in Loshak's sperm bucket.

[Mitchell88]

Auto... if you can still log in here let alone post that should tell you how serious the vid was. The first one I saw was legit. The ones after that may have been just poking fun at people who the weirdos in vid land assumed would get the pretty obvious joke. Like an inside joke kind of thing as it was so silly. Obviously some don't have the same sense of humour as others. However talking about a lawyer makes you look silly. If anyone thought you were a ghost you would've been banned before the vid was even a drop in Loshak's sperm bucket.

please refrain from making me want to throwup. Thanks Shari

[SportsMushroom]

just relax, donk is obviously rolling with it for kicks and giggles

[Auto Donk]

Auto... if you can still log in here let alone post that should tell you how serious the vid was. The first one I saw was legit. The ones after that may have been just poking fun at people who the weirdos in vid land assumed would get the pretty obvious joke. Like an inside joke kind of thing as it was so odd. Obviously some don't have the same sense of humour as others. However talking about a lawyer makes you look silly. If anyone thought you were a ghost you would've been banned before the vid was even a drop in Loshak's sperm bucket.

I have your, in your capacity as an sbr employee, official response to my demand letter. I expect the retraction / apology video, and will settle my claims against your Podunk outfit for 10,001 bet points. You have until next Monday at 5:00 cst to credit my account with the points.

Sincerely,

Auto Donk, Esq.

[Auto Donk]

Why don't you suck your apology out of my dck.

your junk somewhat resembles a "dick", only much smaller...........

[Chi_archie]

apparently some employees here did not get Donk's pretty obvious joke. Obviously some don't have the same sense of HUMOR as others

[Chi_archie]

....

[ProlificalD]

gg Auto

[manny24]

Archer is right staying sharp in PT is as difficult as finding winners on the board

[shari91]

I have your, in your capacity as an sbr employee, official response to my demand letter. I expect the retraction / apology video, and will settle my claims against your Podunk outfit for 10,001 bet points. You have until next Monday at 5:00 cst to credit my account with the points.

Sincerely,

Auto Donk, Esq.

You'll be waiting until the cows and Amelia Earhart come home.

You let me know when that deadline of yours passes.

And Arch... you know I adore you but your attempts to stick your beak in things that have nothing to do with you - especially when you don't know the behind the scenes communication - and keep having a go at me says a lot more about where you're at in life than me. I've been there a couple of years ago... hope it all improves for you!! xo

[pulledclear]

your junk somewhat resembles a "dick", only much smaller...........

well then you can suck your apology out of my azzhole if you prefer. Good luck!

[jjgold]

Send all your verification to Shari AutoMan

[Chi_archie]

Player's Talk is some serious business for some


lawsuite time!!!!!

[Chi_archie]

JJ, can you line up Corey B. Trotz for SBR?

I have a feeling Justin7 won't be taking this case

[Mr KLC]

Autodonk, if you need an attorney we can get you Johnny Cochran. He specializes in this type of slander. He has been a ghost himself for over 10 years now.

[greenhippo]

This guy is hippo protected, do the right thing here sbr

[Auto Donk]

well then you can suck your apology out of my azzhole if you prefer. Good luck!

It is indeed luck I will need to "suck" anything out of your "azzhole", as -- in light of its wide-open gaping state from having been rail roaded by bbc so often-- anything in it falls out immediately after passing the last nearly worn out stop gap between your lower colon and rectum...... seal that man hole up, gyboy!

[jjgold]

JJ, can you line up Corey B. Trotz for SBR?

I have a feeling Justin7 won't be taking this case

Yes he still works for some small firm
Let me call him

[Chi_archie]

Auto Donk,

you also might want to look into this guy

[stealthyburrito]

I hear deuce is the one of the top lawyers in the greater detroit area according to the michigan bar association.

Give his secretary a call he expertises in forumtime law.

[Auto Donk]

Autodonk, if you need an attorney we can get you Johnny Cochran. He specializes in this type of slander. He has been a ghost himself for over 10 years now.

if the slanted eyed ghost don't fit, u must convict!!!! Ghost Cochran would be great legal representation in this sleazy matter of being slandered by a pathetic sportsbook....... I still drink a fifth of Courvoisier on his birthdate to celebrate him freeing one of the guiltiest mo fo's on the planet!!!! He could probably carve sbr up for even more bet points than the 10,001 I am demanding from them and jojo as a result of them running my otherwise stellar reputation on this site into the ground!!!!

[shari91]

Autodonk, if you need an attorney we can get you Johnny Cochran. He specializes in this type of slander. He has been a ghost himself for over 10 years now.

so naughty yet so good

[pulledclear]

It is indeed luck I will need to "suck" anything out of your "azzhole", as -- in light of its wide-open gaping state from having been rail roaded by bbc so often-- anything in it falls out immediately after passing the last nearly worn out stop gap between your lower colon and rectum...... seal that man hole up, gyboy!

SBR poker Tourney.


Dead as a hammer.

[Auto Donk]

SBR poker Tourney.


Dead as a hammer.

what was that echo????? oh, just ur stpd gaayboy self talkin out of your cavernous ass again.......... seal that gaping jailhouse wallet of yours up, it's starting to stink up the place.........

[Auto Donk]

Auto Donk,

you also might want to look into this guy

actually, while all of the illegals sbr employs -- such as, allegedly, jackie "d-show" bleww, in the states may need Attorney Down LOBlack, I'm going with a legal dream team of nancy grace, f lee bailey, vinnie politan, judge joe brown and ghost clarence darrow to take this site down for good, or at least, once I enforce my ample judgment against this shthole, rename it S-AUTODONK-R.com. Once I sieze and own this crap, I will clear out the rif raff, including all the smart-ass non-english speaking skanks that work here with big mouths and no game and nasty faces, and hire some real experienced italians to run this site like an on line site should be run............

[pulledclear]

what was that echo????? oh, just ur stpd gaayboy self talkin out of your cavernous ass again.......... seal that gaping jailhouse wallet of yours up, it's starting to stink up the place.........

SBR poker Tourney.


Dead as a hammer.

[Chi_archie]

Jackie Blue is from North Carolina I believe

[SamDiamond]

I'm pretty sure Donk was joking....

But then again, he did tell me he hired Jackie Chiles...

[manny24]

what is legalese for chinese fire drill?

[InTheDrink]

Auto Donk,

you also might want to look into this guy

Unrale

[gauchojake]

Shut up billy