1. 03-24-14 06:46 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Hi friends, finally back!
    Hey bud did you pick up any girls
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  2. 03-24-14 06:51 PM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    Hey bud did you pick up any girls
    Met this lady, her name was Courtney, she was in her high 40's, works at a hair salon, she let me buy her a few drinks. I only brough 30 dollars with me so I was pretty broke after that. Got her number but haven't called yet. I'm using the 3 day rule. Only desperate suckers call the next 2 days. Was a fun night, haven't been out to the disco in years, not really my scene. Also don't have the money for it.
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  3. 03-24-14 07:52 PM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Met this lady, her name was Courtney, she was in her high 40's, works at a hair salon, she let me buy her a few drinks. I only brough 30 dollars with me so I was pretty broke after that. Got her number but haven't called yet. I'm using the 3 day rule. Only desperate suckers call the next 2 days. Was a fun night, haven't been out to the disco in years, not really my scene. Also don't have the money for it.
    high 40's means she was 60...Seaweed is going for his grandma's type
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  4. 03-24-14 10:07 PM #39
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    Russian I do not appreciate it
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  6. 03-24-14 10:32 PM #41
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    Weeder......premarital sex is a sin. This disco scene is rife with drugs and hooligans. This is not for you. As a matter of fact I would dare say sex in general is not for you. Go back to Granma's and thank God you didn't get seduced. You are pure and innocent. We want to keep you like that. We love you - I love you - for you are a snowflake - unique and untarnished.
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  7. 03-24-14 11:57 PM #42
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    Weeder, practice sex on Grandma late nights while she lies asleep. The last thing you wanna do is score some fine bird at the discotheque and be ill-prepared in the sack. Get a few reps in on Grandma just to acclimate yourself to the thrust of the hips. If she happens to awake mid-coitus, just tell her you're frantically searching for a contact lense. Elderly people will believe anything.
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  8. 03-25-14 09:33 AM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Met this lady, her name was Courtney, she was in her high 40's, works at a hair salon, she let me buy her a few drinks. I only brough 30 dollars with me so I was pretty broke after that. Got her number but haven't called yet. I'm using the 3 day rule. Only desperate suckers call the next 2 days. Was a fun night, haven't been out to the disco in years, not really my scene. Also don't have the money for it.
    Was she hot
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  9. 03-25-14 02:14 PM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    Was she hot
    She was elegant
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  10. 03-25-14 03:00 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    She was elegant
    Sure you can afford to take her out dude.
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  12. 03-25-14 08:11 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    Sure you can afford to take her out dude.
    I messaged her this morning still no response. Not going to send a second msg until Thursday. She's playing hard to get, wants me to work for it.
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    prolly the Alzheimer's Weeder
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  14. 03-25-14 08:51 PM #49
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    Finger her cooch and tell her your name is saer
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    Wear a raincoat when you bang your grandma though. Take pics and use one as your avatar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I messaged her this morning still no response. Not going to send a second msg until Thursday. She's playing hard to get, wants me to work for it.
    If she doesnt respond to the second msg,just leave it at that and move on.
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  17. 03-26-14 10:13 AM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Finger her cooch and tell her your name is saer
    But my friends call me Seaweed
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  18. 03-26-14 10:14 AM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I messaged her this morning still no response. Not going to send a second msg until Thursday. She's playing hard to get, wants me to work for it.
    1) She used you for free drinks
    2) She gave you wrong number
    3) She is too old to figure out the text messaging

    Maybe you should call?
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  19. 03-26-14 10:49 AM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by GiveMeaBJ View Post
    1) She used you for free drinks
    2) She gave you wrong number
    3) She is too old to figure out the text messaging

    Maybe you should call?
    Going to call her tomorrow if I don't' get a message today
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  20. 03-26-14 04:41 PM #55
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    Doesnt matter what different names you call her or how you dress her up....she still your grandma....and if she still doesnt call or message...well...........
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  21. 03-26-14 05:24 PM #56
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    Boyya I get more ass than a toilet seat
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  22. 03-26-14 05:25 PM #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Boyya my assets bent over toilet seat daily

    fixed
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  23. 03-26-14 05:28 PM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Boyya I get more ass than a toilet seat
    Grandma and trannies dont count weeder....or bottomdad.....
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  24. 03-27-14 11:30 AM #59
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    Saer regrets bottomdad. Saer didnt know.
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  25. 03-27-14 12:39 PM #60
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    Who the hell was this Bottomdad,some pedo.
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  26. 03-27-14 12:40 PM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    Who the hell was this Bottomdad,some pedo.
    Yes. Some old guy who drugs innocent young men and they wake up not knowing what happened to their anus
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  27. 03-27-14 12:46 PM #62
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    Hope someone reported the rooster sucker. I dont know when people on SBR are kidding or being serious.
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  28. 03-27-14 12:49 PM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    Hope someone reported the rooster sucker. I dont know when people on SBR are kidding or being serious.
    seaweed bent over willingly
    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...las-vegas.html
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  29. 03-27-14 12:59 PM #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    seaweed bent over willingly
    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...las-vegas.html
    Jesus christ,thats pretty disturbing,Seaweed actually went with this freak.
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  30. 03-27-14 04:23 PM #65
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    He was a nice guy, did nothing wrong to me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    He was a nice guy, did nothing wrong to me
    Saer he drugged you and took advantage of you. Not cool
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  32. 03-27-14 05:01 PM #67
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    Older man wanting to take younger man he doesnt know for vacation,and you say nothing happended.
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