1. 03-06-14 12:03 AM #1
    Seaweed
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    What Are The Top 3 Things You Look For In a Woman?

    1. Values
    2. Race
    3. Appearance
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  2. 03-06-14 12:06 AM #2
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    ass
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    mouth
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  3. 03-06-14 12:07 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    ass
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    fixed it for you
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  4. 03-06-14 12:08 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    ass
    pussy
    mouth
    Don't they all have those? Isn't there something you seek to distinguish the one for you? Or no?
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  5. 03-06-14 12:17 AM #5
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    1) looks (mostly , ass and pretty face)
    2) smarts
    3) $$ - don't want to deal with poor people
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  6. 03-06-14 12:40 AM #6
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    Looks
    personality
    situation (career? Any kids? Age? Etc etc)
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  7. 03-06-14 12:59 AM #7
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    1.Easy access wardrobe.

    2.General slutty demeanor.

    3.A lusty desire to fulfill all my sick sex fantasies...


    4.Functional and aesthetically pleasing ass,pussy and mouth all go without saying.
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  8. 03-06-14 01:04 AM #8
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    SEAWEED IS BACK !!!
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  9. 03-06-14 01:06 AM #9
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    1) intelligence
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    3) self sufficient
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  10. 03-06-14 01:08 AM #10
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    I'll be honest with ya. Cute face, nice body and not a bitch.
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  11. 03-06-14 01:11 AM #11
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    Though I can deal with a bitch if she has a cute face and a really nice body.
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  12. 03-06-14 02:11 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    Though I can deal with a bitch if she has a cute face and a really nice body.
    What you wrote reminds me of a perfect saying detailing the profound difference between men and women...........


    Men fall in love with women they are attracted to, but women are attracted to the men they love.
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  13. 03-06-14 02:55 AM #13
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    This is the stupidest thread seaweed has ever composed.

    You only look for TWO things in a woman.

    How enthusiastically she suckks your cowk and how enthusiastically she receives your shot in her mouth.

    WHAT ELSE IS THERE???
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  14. 03-06-14 09:15 AM #14
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    Cant beat a girl with a good heart.
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  15. 03-06-14 12:09 PM #15
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    It's not about what I look for in a woman, it's what she understands about me...

    I need the 3 F's in life and we are good...otherwise you're simply one wrong opinion away from being replaced -

    1- Food

    2- Football

    3- Fuckinn

    Key to a happy relationship boys
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  16. 03-06-14 12:50 PM #16
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    1. Must be a granny

    2. Nice rack

    3. Money
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  17. 03-06-14 05:03 PM #17
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    1- A heartbeat.
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  18. 03-06-14 09:19 PM #18
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    2

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  19. 03-06-14 09:19 PM #19
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    Heartbeat OPTIONAL.

    No seriously.

    1. Mute
    2. NO CATS
    3. Mute.
    Last edited by pulledclear; 03-06-14 at 09:23 PM.
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  20. 03-06-14 09:22 PM #20
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    1. Money
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  21. 03-06-14 09:28 PM #21
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    1.) Number of teats
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  22. 03-06-14 09:38 PM #22
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  23. 03-06-14 11:07 PM #23
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  24. 03-07-14 04:28 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by CountNo_Account View Post
    Damn you for posting this I can't stop watching
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  25. 03-07-14 08:47 AM #25
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    Never look for beauty, it will fade one day
    Never look for sexy body, she will gain weight as she gets old
    Never look for money, you may lose it someday
    but look for a good heart that will love and treasure you forever.
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  26. 03-07-14 09:42 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Jonelyn View Post
    Never look for beauty, it will fade one day
    Never look for sexy body, she will gain weight as she gets old
    Never look for money, you may lose it someday
    but look for a good heart that will love and treasure you forever.
    Had someone like that and blew it with her,still regret it.
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  27. 03-07-14 10:51 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Jonelyn View Post
    Never look for beauty, it will fade one day
    Never look for sexy body, she will gain weight as she gets old
    Never look for money, you may lose it someday
    but look for a good heart that will love and treasure you forever.
    Unfortunately this is much harder to see than big boobs on a tight body.
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  28. 03-07-14 11:40 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Jonelyn View Post
    Never look for beauty, it will fade one day
    Never look for sexy body, she will gain weight as she gets old
    Never look for money, you may lose it someday
    but look for a good heart that will love and treasure you forever.
    When you find a woman with a good heart, always make sure you season it first.

    Culinarily Yours,

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  29. 03-07-14 01:27 PM #29
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    1. Did you ever fukk a spook?

    2. Did you ever kiss a spook?

    3. Were you or have you ever been or are you now attracted to spooks?

    If yes to any of the 3 questions, hit the road forever, bitch.
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  30. 03-07-14 01:31 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson View Post
    When you find a woman with a good heart, always make sure you season it first.

    Culinarily Yours,

    Jeffrey Dahmer
    Dahmer liked young men didn't he.
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  31. 03-07-14 01:38 PM #31
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    1. Low self esteem
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  32. 03-07-14 02:22 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    Dahmer liked young men didn't he.
    Yeah, young fruity ones. He claimed they tasted the best.
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  33. 03-07-14 02:28 PM #33
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    why the fukk do you care kid? you like wrinkled dikk.
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  34. 03-07-14 05:04 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    Yeah, young fruity ones. He claimed they tasted the best.
    Man what a guy,he got his in prison though atleast.
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  35. 03-07-14 05:15 PM #35
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    a big booty
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