1. 03-04-14 03:00 PM #1
    zacher
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    I just had a coffee…with Soy Milk

    Kill me now.

    My afternoon coffee was ruined by a impotent waitress and a cafe that was out of half and half.

    HOW THE HELL ARE YOU OUT OF HALF AND HALF?!!? HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!!!


    She said "well we have soy..tastes just the same"


    MY ass you vegan princess fck! tastes like a minotaurs testicles.



    Don't let these hipsters fool you folks soy milk does not taste like normal fcking creamer!
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  2. 03-04-14 03:07 PM #2
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    Tastes like shit, agree.
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  3. 03-26-14 11:10 AM #3
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    i drink my coffee black. No Cream No Sugar.
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  4. 03-26-14 11:14 AM #4
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    Soy is not the choice.
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  5. 03-26-14 11:33 AM #5
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    Doubt she puts the orders in but yeah....send a MF'er to the grocery
    Quote Originally Posted by zacher View Post
    Kill me now.

    My afternoon coffee was ruined by a impotent waitress and a cafe that was out of half and half.

    HOW THE HELL ARE YOU OUT OF HALF AND HALF?!!? HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!!!


    She said "well we have soy..tastes just the same"


    MY ass you vegan princess fck! tastes like a minotaurs testicles.



    Don't let these hipsters fool you folks soy milk does not taste like normal fcking creamer!
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  6. 03-26-14 11:47 AM #6
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    "Impotent waitress"? "Minotaur's testicles" ?

    Entertaining post
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  7. 03-26-14 01:00 PM #7
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    Running out of half and half ? Send a busboy to supermarket. Any waitress that thinks they taste the same is lying or clueless. Soy is gross
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