1. 01-25-14 03:32 AM #1
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    How Do You Stop A Muscle Spasm In Your Left Butt Cheek?

    I am serious. Every 20 seconds my left butt cheek spasms. I usually have it in my eye but this weird and I can't sleep from it. Help
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  2. 01-25-14 03:35 AM #2
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    never get them there but i get them seriously bad sometimes in my calves in middle of night and i punch the living shit out of them, usually helps them calm down or at least takes your mind of the agonizing pain , then eat some potassium or something..
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  3. 01-25-14 03:58 AM #3
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    Shave ur pubic hair and then do some squats
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  4. 01-25-14 04:01 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    How Do You Stop A Muscle Spasm In Your Left Butt Cheek?
    Common... you know:

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  5. 01-25-14 04:01 AM #5
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    Bottom dad did a number on you huh?
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  6. 01-25-14 04:01 AM #6
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    Get ur boyfriends dick outta there first. See if that helps.
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  7. 01-25-14 04:38 AM #7
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    I need to see your right to compare your left butt cheek

    Pic please
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  8. 01-25-14 08:23 AM #8
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    Sadly nobody here is taking your inquiry seriously, but I will.

    You may need more potassium or you may be dehydrated.

    Try drinking more water or gatorade is great.

    I hope this doesn't evolve to something worse and cancel the Super Bowl party !!
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  9. 01-25-14 08:40 AM #9
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    Rangers has it right. In a nutshell, your diet and lifestyle is shit.
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  10. 01-25-14 09:16 AM #10
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    Rub some type of cream on it saer
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  11. 01-25-14 09:41 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I am serious. Every 20 seconds my left butt cheek spasms. I usually have it in my eye but this weird and I can't sleep from it. Help
    Weeder try slowly pull that anal beads string out of your cavity....the spasm should stop immediately

    gl chief!
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  12. 01-25-14 10:32 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Weeder try slowly pull that anal beads string out of your cavity....the spasm should stop immediately

    gl chief!
    Sounds like experience talking
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    Quote Originally Posted by Let's Go Rangers View Post
    Sounds like experience talking
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  14. 01-25-14 01:02 PM #14
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    careful with icy hot. dont get it too close to those sensitive areas
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  15. 01-26-14 09:08 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I am serious. Every 20 seconds my left butt cheek spasms. I usually have it in my eye but this weird and I can't sleep from it. Help
    Invite me to your Super Bowl party and I will be more than happy to massage it for you.
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  16. 01-26-14 12:16 PM #16
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    That shit happens 3 days before you die!

    Better go all in!
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  17. 01-26-14 12:22 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I am serious. Every 20 seconds my left butt cheek spasms. I usually have it in my eye but this weird and I can't sleep from it. Help
    You're just horny. PM No Coin stat if/when this happens. He's always here for something like this whether he's gambling or not.
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  18. 01-26-14 12:48 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets View Post
    Invite me to your Super Bowl party and I will be more than happy to massage it for you.
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  19. 01-26-14 01:05 PM #19
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    Potassium

    eat a banana
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  20. 01-26-14 01:31 PM #20
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    Are you a power top?
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  21. 01-26-14 02:10 PM #21
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    I want to rub now
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  22. 01-26-14 03:45 PM #22
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    Agree with the Potassium thing. Also, if you're sitting in a chair too long, limit it to 10 minutes and get up.

    Hemorrhoids could also be an issue.

    Many twitches can be related to stress too.
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  23. 01-26-14 07:31 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    I want to rub now
    go to a asain massage place
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  24. 01-27-14 09:25 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by sbrhedge View Post
    Agree with the Potassium thing. Also, if you're sitting in a chair too long, limit it to 10 minutes and get up.

    Hemorrhoids could also be an issue.

    Many twitches can be related to stress too.

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  25. 01-27-14 01:25 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    go to a asain massage place
    Deemers mom works at one in akron ohio
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  26. 01-27-14 02:34 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I am serious. Every 20 seconds my left butt cheek spasms. I usually have it in my eye but this weird and I can't sleep from it. Help
    Try this:

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  27. 01-27-14 03:55 PM #27
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    Same as your right butt cheek.....
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  28. 01-27-14 04:16 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by I/O View Post
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