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    William Walters
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    tt........you ever porked a chick while eating a box of Little Debbie snack cakes?

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    2, and that was 1 too many.

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    ttwarrior1
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    u can do it jj, give it a try, lets have a meeting about it

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    wait doesnt he say he always has hippo's posts blocked?


    Busted, like every belt he's worn on his daily Golden Corral trip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by allabout the $$$ View Post
    be honest with the women if they leave they can always be replaced. no one can give you any headaches then because you didnt lie to them.
    true

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    3, true story:

    Was at bar, saw two girls headed to the bathroom. Went into stalker mode, had my buddy(who is actually my boss at my company) occupy the friend, went after girl#1. Talked her up, ended up seeing her for the next 2-3 weeks.

    2 weeks later at same bar, bump into a different girl, chat her up. We start seeing each-other. This is when mySpace was still popular, I am surfing her profile, notice that she has a picture where she's posing with girl #1. Pretty much around that same time they both realize the deal, turns out girl#2 is the one that my buddy occupied that night while I hit on girl#1. they are friends. Small fuckin world.

    They both realize at around the same time, neither happy with me, I tell them both sorry I am just dating. Figure they are both done with me and move on.

    At the same time I was seeing a 3rd girl which wasn't serious, just a party girl that introduced me to coke (never developed a problem, just a few times for me)

    anyway, girl #2 ends up calling me up, basically agrees she has no right to be mad at me and we decide to go out again, that was 7 years ago and she is now my fiance. we get married in June. so I wasn't cheating but i think this fits the thread criteria.


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