1. 11-17-09 06:13 PM #1
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    African-American friend of mine is leaving his wife because of COLOR of their child

    She is a med-light complexion Latina , he is a med-dark brother , their 6 month old child is white as Opie Taylor. He claims there is no fuking way he is the dad and this has been a problem since birth. His wife refuses a dna test because of trust issues & pride (you know women/wives). But my friend is devastated!

    We have told him shitt like this can happen because of dna dice. He has a white caucasian great grandfather he thinks and we know his wife has several 'white' spaniards in her family tree.

    My friend is drinking way too much lately , maybe street drugs , and no one can make him listen to any logic.

    I guess there will a dna test if the divorce goes through. He will look like a g-damn fool if he is proven the father at that late date.
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  2. 11-17-09 06:15 PM #2
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    Take him on the Maury show
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  3. 11-17-09 06:16 PM #3
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    Refusal of the DNA test is pretty much an admission that she was banging a cracker.
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  4. 11-17-09 06:19 PM #4
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    He just wants to fukk that fat white chick that delivers the mail.
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  5. 11-17-09 06:21 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by urge2kill View Post
    Refusal of the DNA test is pretty much an admission that she was banging a cracker.
    Yep!
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  6. 11-17-09 06:22 PM #6
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    if God didn't want people to know about babydaddies, He wouldn't have made the Maury Show

    haul her as* on Maury and get to the bottom of this, your friend deserves to know the truth


    "Te'Shawn, when it comes to 6-month-old Yahighness, you are NOT the father!"
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  7. 11-17-09 06:23 PM #7
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    It could be Sammy Sosa Syndrome
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  8. 11-17-09 06:27 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post


    "Te'Shawn, when it comes to 6-month-old Yahighness, you are NOT the father!"
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  9. 11-17-09 06:28 PM #9
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    wow
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  10. 11-17-09 06:29 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by tltaylor89 View Post
    It could be Sammy Sosa Syndrome

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  11. 11-17-09 06:29 PM #11
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    Tell the man to grab a hair off the kids head and go test it.
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  12. 11-17-09 06:32 PM #12
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    Get a DNA test. Don't tell her.

    You can do it at home.
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  13. 11-17-09 06:33 PM #13
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    why does he need permission for a dna test?

    http://www.walmart.com/catalog/produ...i_sku=10740658

    http://www.walgreens.com/store/catal...sku=sku4201790



    pandora's box
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  14. 11-17-09 06:33 PM #14
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    I had a black friend who had 3 kids wife was white .... first 2 were so dark if they didn't smile at night you couldn't find them. The last one was sort of olive skinned looked greek or sicilian type. He insisted he couldn't be the father but the blood test proved it to be his..... his wife smacked him hard when he asked but as she knew she wasn't screwing around she agreed. Sometimes they turn out crackers...... who knew?
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  15. 11-17-09 06:34 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by losturmarbles View Post
    why does he need permission for a dna test?

    http://www.walmart.com/catalog/produ...i_sku=10740658

    http://www.walgreens.com/store/catal...sku=sku4201790



    pandora's box
    *Additional $119.00 lab fee required
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  16. 11-17-09 06:35 PM #16
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    She will need the DNA test if she wants child support!
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  17. 11-17-09 06:36 PM #17
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    It's alpino kid.
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  18. 11-17-09 06:38 PM #18
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    We told him to do a dna test on the sly 3 months ago. Now however she and the child is living with her parents. I guess he could find 'something' at his home
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  19. 11-17-09 06:42 PM #19
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    Wait, a black guy is leaving his wife and child? Who would've thunk it?
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  20. 11-17-09 06:56 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    We told him to do a dna test on the sly 3 months ago. Now however she and the child is living with her parents. I guess he could find 'something' at his home
    i think you have to swab the child's mouth on most home kits.

    is he on the child's birth certificate as the father?

    a black/latina mixed baby being really light skinned isn't unheard of. but the couple obviously has trust issues.
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  21. 11-17-09 06:59 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by losturmarbles View Post
    but the couple obviously has trust issues.
    He is 50 maybe 49

    She is 31
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  22. 11-17-09 07:00 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by durito View Post
    Get a DNA test. Don't tell her.

    You can do it at home.
    I take it you've done plenty on your Colombian novias.
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  23. 11-17-09 07:07 PM #23
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    More sports, less fairy tales.
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  24. 11-17-09 07:22 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by TobiasFunke View Post
    Wait, a black guy is leaving his wife and child? Who would've thunk it?

    Quote Originally Posted by losturmarbles View Post
    but the couple obviously has trust issues.
    Yeah, something is definitely wrong there. I can understand why he wants the test, no man wants to raise a kid not knowing if it's his, but I cannot, for the life of me, understand why she wouldn't do the test, unless she knows the answer. How stupid can she be to have an affair with a light skinned fukk, get pregnant, and not fake a miscarriage? I wouldn't want the kid either if there is a chance he has her retarded genetics.
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  25. 11-17-09 07:40 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by urge2kill View Post
    Refusal of the DNA test is pretty much an admission that she was banging a cracker.
    this...
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  26. 11-17-09 08:16 PM #26
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    if he is the "father" why would he need her consent? Why didn't he do it on the sly before....idiot.
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  27. 11-17-09 08:21 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    Take him on the Maury show
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  28. 11-17-09 09:55 PM #28
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    when she gets chicken, does she order white meat or dark?
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  29. 11-17-09 10:01 PM #29
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    Another Trailer Park scenario. Ha Ha Ha
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  30. 11-17-09 10:04 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by betplom View Post
    I take it you've done plenty on your Colombian novias.
    Not yet
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  31. 11-17-09 11:45 PM #31
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    just buy the home-kit where he can find out
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  32. 11-18-09 05:12 AM #32
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    ....
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  33. 11-18-09 05:35 AM #33
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    Glada

    That is priceless
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  34. 11-18-09 05:37 AM #34
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    Take em on the Maury show

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt2i0...eature=related
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  35. 11-18-09 07:34 AM #35
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    Interesting thread

    it is possible it is their kid but I see the guys concern. I think a DNA test is warranted and good for him.
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