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    The Kraken
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    I'd like to read JJ's. He's been around a while, is a weird cat and I bet he's got some great stories.

    Second would be BillySink. He's mentioned being around the gambling scene for a long time. I've always found his stories insightful and interesting. I's sure he has a book full more to tell.

    Chi_Archie would be another. I'd want to know all the forums he's posted on, his overall post count, his ghosts, him being an agent, his connection to BurtRapp, how much he's up or down, Archie is an interesting guy but doesn't talk much about gambling. I'd love to hear the other side.

    Credit to Stevie173 for the idea of the thread.

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    Just out of pure intrigue. Konk and Rifleman.

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    Could you imagine trying to read Konck's autobiography? It would take minimum 6 months and a translator.

    Riflemans book would come wrapped in a white sheet

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    Certainly not billysink. He isn't sharp lllike he acts. He posts a play after it moved. I can't stand his duimbass.

    Bread for me.

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    For laughs: TTwarrior
    For insight: Taddy
    For a good read: Gritts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
    Certainly not billysink. He isn't sharp lllike he acts. He posts a play after it moved. I can't stand his duimbass.

    Bread for me.
    Ima try real hard to get over that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
    Certainly not billysink. He isn't sharp lllike he acts. He posts a play after it moved. I can't stand his duimbass.

    Bread for me.
    Gonna disagree on Billy. You may not like him but he's a good read here where there's not much interesting stuff to write about. I imagine if he wrote a book about his experiences, I probably wouldn't put it down.

    Bread would be pretty much in the middle. I could name 200 posters I'd rather read about than Bread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by billysink View Post
    Ima try real hard to get over that.
    It won't take much.

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    I wonder if anyone will chime in that thinks their autobiography would be a NYTimes best seller?

    Not just story time like seaweed but true life experiences.

    Sweep maybe? Loshaque?

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    I'll take a gander at BigDay's book

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasInsider View Post
    I'll take a gander at BigDay's book

    Titled how much booze it took mmachicka to say yes

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    BigDay and Hi3gerelement could just have someone write the exact same book and them each sell it as their own

    If the US economy were ever to fail though, I'd be calling them both trying to barter for my survival

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    Find Rickhas,that would be a good read about debauchery and life of a degenerate gambler.That dude made some killer videos.I buy his book

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    I'd love to dive deeper into the lives of both QuangX and Daimoshokage.

    I really think there's more to them than meets the eye

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    Benny

    less of a book more of a leaflet

    about jacking it into your own face all day

    zero accomplishments

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    Smoke

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    The Prick's autobiography for me. Would like to confirm the rumors that he did twice 3rd grade and was allowed to drink beer at his high school graduation because he was over 21.

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    Sinker Chalker gritter tatter sweeper

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    I was waiting for someone to say chalker

    It's not even close

    Guys a fukkin walking adventure

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    Sinker Chalker gritter tatter sweeper
    Throw in JJer and TTer and you got it nailed

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    Shit funny thing is Mrs. BillySink keeps tellin me I should right some shit down. Sometimes the old boys get by the house for an afternoon and she can't believe the shit come out of our mouths. She caught up with me later in life and really had little idea.

    One day this dude I forgot all the fukk about, heard he died in Jackson shows up on my porch, patch over one eye all fukkin glad to the hilt, Italian fukkin shoes the whole nine. Dude shows up on my fukkin birthday with a big ass fukkin cake, never forgot. I had let him off of four and half yards once cuz I knew he was going state.

    We sit there drinkin beers and having a hoot mostly askin who dead, live or whatever and he reach inside his jacket and toss down 5 large.

    Mom's eyes got all fukkin crossed and she went to her sisters. Didn't come back till midnite. In the meantime this other real close friend a city councilman came by. Just so happens everyone knew eachother and I owed the polly 5 for a dock favor.

    Mom comes home and says so where the fukk is the money.

    I told her she was seein shit and go to bed.

    Didn't talk to me for a week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    Sinker Chalker gritter tatter sweeper
    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    I was waiting for someone to say chalker

    It's not even close

    Guys a fukkin walking adventure
    I'm too young. Got too much more shit to do. But I appreciate the kind words.

    Besides, I am not in a place professionally where I can admit to any of the good ones.

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    fukking brown-nosers.

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    MLDawger

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    read?

    read a WHOLE BOOK?

    You guys??


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fieldysnuts44 View Post
    Find Rickhas,that would be a good read about debauchery and life of a degenerate gambler.That dude made some killer videos.I buy his book
    No doubt. Especially the part about how he violently died on the pot.

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    My own, I'd like to read about what happened and where the hell was I.
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    Krackers. And why he shows such great disdain for sbr forum and rhe primary reason hes not a pro. The bedroom scenes would be a good read for leaving kraken crumbs in the sheets and getting kicked out. By his lovers

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    Dont forget im around mouthy kracker

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    sbr poster autobiography (can be applied to most people on here):

    Chapter 1:

    been sitting in front of the computer in my underpants, i take brakes from gambling and posting on sbr to masturbate to porn

    Chapter 2:

    refer back to chapter 1
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    Quote Originally Posted by vividjohn45 View Post
    Krackers. And why he shows such great disdain for sbr forum and rhe primary reason hes not a pro. The bedroom scenes would be a good read for leaving kraken crumbs in the sheets and getting kicked out. By his lovers
    You're a fukking fruit loop. Where did i show great disdain for SBR?

    Did i hurt tour feelings before? I can't understand why your following me around

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    Would be interesting to read JJ's autobiography. Looking forward to years 30-45. Will be something like this: "I woke up. I posted on gambling forums from 6 am till 12 am. Met my 300 posts quota and 1 video. Checked my mail. My $250 weekly paycheck arrived!"

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    Stavros you know damned well Coach deals only in CASH

    how much do you think the guy in the videos gets though?

    someone said the kid's name is Patrick Corbin???!?!!

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