1. 10-26-13 05:00 PM #1
    Ratpack
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    halloween weekend endgame

    COME ON i know some are you guys are going out tonight with your girl or going out to get girls so
    what are you guys gonna be and where are you going

    i will be in nyc as hamburger helper
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  2. 10-26-13 05:12 PM #2
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    I'm staying inside to gamble and smoke weed all night. I might sip a couple of ounces of lean to help myself pass out if I'm starting to feel really shitty.

    If I leave my apartment at all, it will be briefly to grab some groceries and take-out/fast-food dinner. I have no friends and no social skills, so going out would be a complete disaster.

    Frankly, I have never seen the whole deal behind Halloween. I completely understand the allure of women in sexy costumes at parties with alcohol, but it just feels more like a manufactured excuse for people to party than a holiday. Why not just go out and party without going through the charade of playing pretend and telling people, "Happy Halloween!"

    I hope everyone who does go out tonight or next week has a great time and finds a smoking-hot woman to penetrate. Yes, I actually typed penetrate. It wasn't the censor. Just because I can't get laid doesn't mean I don't want to see my fellow posters have an awesome experience.
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  3. 10-26-13 05:28 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    Yes, I actually typed penetrate. It wasn't the censor.
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  4. 10-27-13 12:28 AM #4
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    That gif scared me, Rocket.

    I just want to find a woman who will allow me to penetrate the area between her legs. Is that too much to ask?
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  5. 10-27-13 12:35 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    That gif scared me, Rocket.

    I just want to find a woman who will allow me to penetrate the area between her legs. Is that too much to ask?
    I think it's a pretty standard request...and many women will be more than happy to allow you to do just that Parlayin...but u ain't gonna get any if you will continue to sit on the couch at home and waste your time on SBR
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  6. 10-27-13 02:05 AM #6
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    House party like tonight and on the 31st.
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