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    ThaTopMoron
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    We know you didn't get any last tonight
    no shit pal i worked all day then watched football and capped for Saturday didn't know i said i got some in here... maybe reply with a quote and show me where i did?

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    If you sit on your hand long enough to make it numb, then go to town, it feels like someone else is doing it
    In the lonely man's vernacular, it's called "strange hand".....or so I've been told.

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    I wonder if TTWarrior gets it often

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
    Handicapped women? Can still have sex with some of thm brah

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaTopMoron View Post
    no shit pal i worked all day then watched football and capped for Saturday didn't know i said i got some in here... maybe reply with a quote and show me where i did?
    Here

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    Bosseman22
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    2months ago Im married

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    Big Bear
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bosseman22 View Post
    2months ago Im married
    why is that?

    i never understood why married people say they dont have sex much

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    why is that?

    i never understood why married people say they dont have sex much
    Wait till your married things change

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArchieBunker View Post
    Wait till your married things change
    oh noooooooo

    so life doesnt get better the older you get?

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    I did the walk of shame a few weeks ago.

    In my defense she was drunk and ready to go so I'll definitely live with that shame while you gentlemen and ladies/ladyboys go to sites like Brazzers, youporn, ect,ect.

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    1963, it was July I think

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