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    redsoxfreak91
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    I wonder what a date with JJGold would be like?

    Would he brag about being a god on the SBR forums. Does he where a button up shirt with slacks? Does he gel his hair back or put on a hat? What kind of pick up lines does he use? Does he go right in for a kiss, a boob squeeze, and asss slap, or even pop the "wanna fuckk" questions right on the first date? Does he actually pay for the meal? Does he tell her he can't afford it when his picks bust? Does he ever fuckk two at a time? These are the things I think about before closing my eyes at night

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    jjgold
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    No girl woukd ever date me I am one of the weirdest guys you know in person I rarely talk and always look down towards the ground I have no sense of humor I am bald what a small rooster I could not get laid if I paid a girl $1000

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    firedawg
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    No girl woukd ever date me I am one of the weirdest guys you know in person I rarely talk and always look down towards the ground I have no sense of humor I am bald what a small rooster I could not get laid if I paid a girl $1000

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    dink
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    Redsoxfreak wonders some fukked up things

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    redsoxfreak91
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    lol, good news for you is brock is always down to suck that rooster till it coughs off milk

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    mynameismud
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    Quote Originally Posted by dink View Post
    Redsoxfreak wonders some fukked up things

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    redsoxfreak91
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    Quote Originally Posted by dink View Post
    Redsoxfreak wonders some fukked up things
    What, are you saying you wouldn't sleep with JJGold?

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