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    Seaweed
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    What Are You Afraid Of?

    Me:

    -Black People
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    -Swearing
    -Being Banned

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    Wulfman14
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    so you hide under the sheets when you watch any major sporting event ? might as well put two holes in them for your eyes and go from there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wulfman14 View Post
    so you hide under the sheets when you watch any major sporting event ? might as well put two holes in them for your eyes and go from there
    Only in person, not on TV where there is no threat

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    The Giant
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    Have you ever come across a black person in Canada, Seaweed? Do they exist up there?

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    Seaweed
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Have you ever come across a black person in Canada, Seaweed? Do they exist up there?
    I have only seen a few in person because I try to avoid them. Ever since that incident I told you about back in 2001 with the black man I've been terrified since.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I have only seen a few in person because I try to avoid them. Ever since that incident I told you about back in 2001 with the black man I've been terrified since.
    You know what happened WASN'T your fault, right? I know you felt responsible for several years after the fact, but it wasn't because of anything you did, Seaweed. As proven by the medical results and the courtroom decision, what Tyrone did was unconscionable.

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    Fat ppl

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    You know what happened WASN'T your fault, right? I know you felt responsible for several years after the fact, but it wasn't because of anything you did, Seaweed. As proven by the medical results and the courtroom decision, what Tyrone did was unconscionable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    You know what happened WASN'T your fault, right? I know you felt responsible for several years after the fact, but it wasn't because of anything you did, Seaweed. As proven by the medical results and the courtroom decision, what Tyrone did was unconscionable.
    Was that the incident where saer licked a black guys arm cause he wanted to see if it tasted like chocolate?

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    Raccoons

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    I am afraid of opening the refrigerator and seeing no beer left

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Raccoons
    Where do you think that toupee you wear came from?

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    Groundhogs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Was that the incident where saer licked a black guys arm cause he wanted to see if it tasted like chocolate?

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    shemales with small dikks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    shemales with small dikks

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    weeder I though you were going to say the power going out....


    not because you're afraid of the dark but because your granny might start smelling in that freezer you stuffed her in....

    keep them monthly checks rolling in at all costs

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    I heard about dudes getting herpes in their eyes from going to town during pu$$y eating...That freaks me out more than spiders and black people combined.

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    unicorns
    clowns
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    losing my wallet
    dying
    ghettos
    tattoos
    cross dressers
    democrats
    microwave ovens
    cliff jumping
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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    unicorns
    clowns
    mushrooms
    losing my wallet
    dying
    ghettos
    tattoos
    cross dressers
    democrats
    microwave ovens
    cliff jumping
    unicycles
    jelly fish
    gay pride parades
    left overs
    Pakistani take-out
    Monsanto
    Dentists
    head cheese
    roller coasters
    vuvuzela horns
    radiation
    running out of gas
    sporks
    hobbits
    permanent markers
    Louie Anderson
    pickled eggs

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    Rosie O'Donnell...

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    cruel. just plain cruel GUMMO77

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    Quote Originally Posted by CountNo_Account View Post
    Rosie O'Donnell...
    yes that should definitely be on my list

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    unicorns
    clowns
    mushrooms
    losing my wallet
    dying
    ghettos
    tattoos
    cross dressers
    democrats
    microwave ovens
    cliff jumping
    unicycles
    jelly fish
    gay pride parades
    left overs
    Pakistani take-out
    Monsanto
    Dentists
    head cheese
    roller coasters
    vuvuzela horns
    radiation
    running out of gas
    sporks
    hobbits
    permanent markers
    Louie Anderson
    pickled eggs
    Dante1 not on that list????

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    mold in ma erbz




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    Nothing scares me more than that whore Hilliary possible being our next president.

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    Quote Originally Posted by irish1 View Post
    Dante1 not on that list????
    scared no. nauseous yes

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    nothing........afraid is afraid of me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Me:

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    -Being Banned

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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
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    HA! I saw Louie ~5 yrs back playing in Excalibur at those microsoft RNG PokerPro tables. (failed experiment but I kinda liked them as an alternative to fuk round with)

    He wasn't at my table but he seemed laid back and genial and floor spoke well of him.

    I was actually there the first weekend they set them up and they had 3 pretty hot skimpy clad babes passing out PokerPro T-shirts (scored one -- HOLLA!)... even chopped up a promo freeroll tourney win they were running for a few hundred but I missed out on the bigger one they ran the 1st day which Phil Laak played in and... WON (he was a spokeman for em). Talk bout your RIGGED!

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    bee hives, wasp hives, hornet hives.... if it flies AND stings AND hangs out in large groups I'm f'n petrified!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipper View Post
    bee hives, wasp hives, hornet hives.... if it flies AND stings AND hangs out in large groups I'm f'n petrified!

    Same here ... Not sure why, as I'm not allergic, but I always get tense around stinging insects. That ranks near the top of my fears list.

    Other fears include:

    Dying alone (which is a lock because I hate myself and understand I am repulsive physically and personality-wise)
    Social gatherings
    Public speaking
    Smiling in public (what if someone thinks I'm friendly, and then I don't know what to say and make a complete ass of myself?)
    Approaching women
    Making eye contact with anyone (especially women--always have to look down or focus on a spot on the wall or something)
    Talking to women
    Carrying/Beginning a conversation with anyone about anything but sports or my job
    Trusting anyone
    And finally, the very real possibility that I will never have any real fun or happiness in my life again

    Yeah, I know. I need help.

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