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    Smoke
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    How did tittywarrior get so fat?

    Did he come out the womb that way

    Or did he eat another human being

    My guess good as yours

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    Why is smoke such
    BINGBONG
    Last edited by SBRAdmin3; 09-05-13 at 10:20 AM.

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    Ummmm that's not fat, that's all muscle hommes!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Ummmm that's not fat, that's all muscle hommes!!
    Kinger, have you seen drinker?

    Him and titty could be twins

    That is not muscle lightbulb

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    he ate some midgets...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    he ate some midgets...
    Mayan's not gonna like that suhn

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    Mayan is 5'5 right??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Mayan is 5'5 right??
    Mayan's a beast...that's all I know

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Mayan's a beast...that's all I know
    But his height is considered midget size right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    But his height is considered midget size right?
    King Mayan is 5'9 249 lbs hommes...

    Smokey are you considered fat as well???

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    Opie towered over him at bash

    Mayan didnt do shit either but smile and shake hands

    Kinda pussy if you ax me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    But his height is considered midget size right?
    I've never seen him...he might be 6'5 for all I know gooey

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    King Mayan is 5'9 249 lbs hommes...

    Smokey are you considered fat as well???
    yes but at least I aint no fukkin midget holmes

    Opie talked shit about you and when you met him in person you didnt say shit

    Just sayin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    I've never seen him...he might be 6'5 for all I know gooey
    Theres a pic floatin around where they met at bash at opie towered over him. He looked like a child

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    So wait a second, people should want to be a wannabe fat fukk tout(that quits the internetz when butthurt) than being 5'9 and 249 lbs of muscle..

    I'm just saying.


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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    So wait a second, people should want to be a wannabe fat fukk tout(that quits the internetz when butthurt) than being 5'9 and 249 lbs of muscle..

    I'm just saying.

    Smokey, Mayan's got a point here...you got some explaining to do gooey

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    You aint 5'9 bro you barely touch 5 feet

    You cant even ride roller coasters

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    And the Opie beef was never real...so why would I do anything to him, especially in front of his wife..

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    And fo reelz all that shit opie talked about you when you saw him you bowed down like a punk you didnt do shit

    Thats pussy bra

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    You aint 5'9 bro you barely touch 5 feet

    You cant even ride roller coasters
    fat fukk you can't even fit in a roller coaster seat.. At least I can wear high heel shoes to get on you cant suck in that big lard ass stomach

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    Going to bed now

    Aint got time for midgets bro

    Sweet dreams ese

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    And fo reelz all that shit opie talked about you when you saw him you bowed down like a punk you didnt do shit

    Thats pussy bra
    what shit?? And I never bow down to nobody hommes..

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    fat fukk you can't even fit in a roller coaster seat.. At least I can wear high heel shoes to get on you cant suck in that big lard ass stomach

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Going to bed now

    Aint got time for midgets bro

    Sweet dreams ese
    Go run along puto and suck people's dick for a free play...

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    Same way you did.

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    de onry ting da smoke is smoken is da cok

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    do not mak a de funny wid da fat man

    fat man, skinny man. erry booooday be happy.

    pick winners. do de ummmm woking togeda to mak da muneeeeeeeee

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    because Im loaded with muscle, don't really care if some fat is covering it up. I can lift every person in this thread over my head and slam each one of you into the ground, not to mention, whip everyone of you in tennis and multiple other sports.

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    because Im loaded with muscle, don't really care if some fat is covering it up. I can lift every person in this thread over my head and slam each one of you into the ground, not to mention, whip everyone of you in tennis and multiple other sports.
    most likely pretty good at cornhole too

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    He is big boned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    I can lift every person in this thread over my head
    No offense TT, but you can't even lift your own arms over your head, We've all seen that serve.

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    I thought TT was a bodybuilder?

    Don't he give out workout advice and tips?

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