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    Seaweed
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    What a Day in My Life is Like...

    4:30am-7:15am Sleep
    7:15am-7:20am go upstairs to see if grandma is still alive. Say Good morning and go back downstairs.
    7:20am-7:45am print sheets of lines from pinnacle, and start the water in the bath.
    7:45am-8:30am Soak in bath and review the lines, circle anything that seems suspicious or intriguing.
    8:30am-9:40am Go upstairs and eat Bran Flakes Cereal with 1 glass of Pineapple Juice or Coffee with no sugar to the side. Peek outside to check the weather for local events, take Adbullah's paper.
    9:40am-9:50am: Check twitter, respond to fan mail, and tweet Giant to share some emotions.
    9:50am-9:59am: Check registered SBR players for the 10am tourney, if line-up is tough and more than 21 players, don’t play.
    10:00am10:45am: Contact my domestic and international inside sources for any valuable information. Wait for responses eagerly.
    10:45am-12:00pm – Fill up bucket with warm bath water, bring it to grandma, and watch Price is Right with my grandma
    12:00pm-3:00pm-Sign into SBR, read every thread, and check who easyliving betting on.
    3:00pm-4:30 pm: Snack on dried figs, apple, and crackers and watch and root The Giant in the 3:00pm SBR Poker tourney. Make notes and debrief them with the Giant via twitter.
    4:30pm-5:00pm- Take medication and drink lots of water. Eat dinner if any, if not, walk to corner store and buy loaf of garlic bread.
    5:00pm-10:00pm. Set up base, watch lines, and follow activity. Post on SBR and update fans with any important influential inside information.
    10:00pm-12:00am: Respond to thank you mail and Celebrate and request withdrawls (partial)
    12:00am-3:00am: Check line-ups for following day, lines, breaking news, and incorporate it into my methodology to dissect the match-ups the following day and for the upcoming NFL season.
    3:00am-4:15am- 100 Consecutive Jumping Jacks and drink 8 glasses of water, medication and check twitter and SBR again.
    4:15am-4:30am Bedtime prayers.
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    Incidentally, between 4:30-7:15am, I'm usually upstairs shagging your grandma and pilfering medication and dried figs.
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    your a strange one aren't you...

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    less than 3 hours of sleep? no wonder you are an oddball.

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    'take Adbullah's paper'

    penetrate Abdullah
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    Sellweed, you don't piss or shit throughout the day?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    less than 3 hours of sleep? no wonder you are an oddball.
    What is normal? Any successful serious capper sleeps no more than 5. Einstein was same.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Sellweed, you don't piss or shit throughout the day?
    Yes,but I don't schdule their occurance it's too much pressure. Happens sporadically.

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    Let me know when you shit

    Thanks sellweed

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Sellweed, you don't piss or shit throughout the day?
    Of course he does. This thread for example, was one big, steamy pile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Let me know when you shit

    Thanks sellweed
    Usually when Eddy Munny (Never Fkin Heard of him) talks

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    after 8 glasses of water at 4:15am, im guessing the piss happens between 7:45am-8:30am. its like goin in the pool but just without any of the guilt, right seaweed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Usually when Eddy Munny (Never Fkin Heard of him) talks
    Posts are better when they make sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ItsMeMrMattE View Post
    after 8 glasses of water at 4:15am, im guessing the piss happens between 6:15am-6:30am.
    fyp
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    Quote Originally Posted by ItsMeMrMattE View Post
    after 8 glasses of water at 4:15am, im guessing the piss happens between 7:45am-8:30am. its like goin in the pool but just without any of the guilt, right seaweed.
    Sharp post here

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    Quote Originally Posted by ItsMeMrMattE View Post
    after 8 glasses of water at 4:15am, im guessing the piss happens between 7:45am-8:30am. its like goin in the pool but just without any of the guilt, right seaweed.
    Drinking 8 glasses you'll never sleep in. I don't swim. Enjoyment not worth risk of dying.

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    You should leave the house a couple of times a day.

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    I bet your more pale than milk

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    congrats

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    12:00pm-3:00pm-Sign into SBR, read every thread, and check who easyliving betting on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyD4916 View Post
    You should leave the house a couple of times a day.




    4:30pm-5:00pm- Take medication and drink lots of water. Eat dinner if any, if not, walk to corner store and buy loaf of garlic bread.

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    Sellweed no time to jerk off?

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    I've always said that my favorite 10 minutes of the day are between 6:40 and 6:50 when Seaweed and I share emotions. A lot of laughs, a lot of tears, and a lot of heartfelt emotions.

    Words can't describe how much those minutes mean to me.

    Thank you, Seaweed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    4:30pm-5:00pm- Take medication and drink lots of water. Eat dinner if any, if not, walk to corner store and buy loaf of garlic bread.
    A COUPLE of times a day meaning more than once.

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    sarcasm eludes you

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Sellweed no time to jerk off?
    4:15am-4:30am Bedtime prayers

    prayer means different things to different people, but in essence it just wishing for things you dont have, like real pussy. and being thankful for things you do have, like 2 hands.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ItsMeMrMattE View Post
    4:15am-4:30am Bedtime prayers

    prayer means different things to different people, but in essence it just wishing for things you dont have, like real pussy. and being thankful for things you do have, like 2 hands.
    Unreal sharp as a samurai

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    Weeder you do o'course realize you missed out on an easy 100pts I was gonna give you coupla days ago.

    Seems like you live a life squandering great spots/opportunities which doesn't reflect well on a supposed handicappin sharp


    Better pull it together soon and tighten up for NFL, pal.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Sellweed no time to jerk off?
    The Giant takes care of all of those kinds of needs so weeder's covered... no need to schedule in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I've always said that my favorite 10 minutes of the day are between 6:40 and 6:50 when Seaweed and I share emotions. A lot of laughs, a lot of tears, and a lot of heartfelt emotions.

    Words can't describe how much those minutes mean to me.

    Thank you, Seaweed.
    is that what you call phone sex nowadays?

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    what meds are u on, you don't have many twitter posts or fans, so whats up with needing 2 hours

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    Of course he does. This thread for example, was one big, steamy pile.




    shots fired!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    Of course he does. This thread for example, was one big, steamy pile.
    ROFL
    Well played.

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    Your grandma takes a bath in a bucket?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    4:30am-7:15am Sleep
    7:15am-7:20am go upstairs to see if grandma is still alive. Say Good morning and go back downstairs.
    7:20am-7:45am print sheets of lines from pinnacle, and start the water in the bath.
    7:45am-8:30am Soak in bath and review the lines, circle anything that seems suspicious or intriguing.
    8:30am-9:40am Go upstairs and eat Bran Flakes Cereal with 1 glass of Pineapple Juice or Coffee with no sugar to the side. Peek outside to check the weather for local events, take Adbullah's paper.
    9:40am-9:50am: Check twitter, respond to fan mail, and tweet Giant to share some emotions.
    9:50am-9:59am: Check registered SBR players for the 10am tourney, if line-up is tough and more than 21 players, don’t play.
    10:00am10:45am: Contact my domestic and international inside sources for any valuable information. Wait for responses eagerly.
    10:45am-12:00pm – Fill up bucket with warm bath water, bring it to grandma, and watch Price is Right with my grandma
    12:00pm-3:00pm-Sign into SBR, read every thread, and check who easyliving betting on.
    3:00pm-4:30 pm: Snack on dried figs, apple, and crackers and watch and root The Giant in the 3:00pm SBR Poker tourney. Make notes and debrief them with the Giant via twitter.
    4:30pm-5:00pm- Take medication and drink lots of water. Eat dinner if any, if not, walk to corner store and buy loaf of garlic bread.
    5:00pm-10:00pm. Set up base, watch lines, and follow activity. Post on SBR and update fans with any important influential inside information.
    10:00pm-12:00am: Respond to thank you mail and Celebrate and request withdrawls (partial)
    12:00am-3:00am: Check line-ups for following day, lines, breaking news, and incorporate it into my methodology to dissect the match-ups the following day and for the upcoming NFL season.
    3:00am-4:15am- 100 Consecutive Jumping Jacks and drink 8 glasses of water, medication and check twitter and SBR again.
    4:15am-4:30am Bedtime prayers.
    Sammy did you quit Taco Bell?

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