I go away for a few weeks and the forum fukkin dies even with JJ coming back.
I guess I have to breathe life into this place yet again.
For those wondering where I went and what happened to me, I took a trip.
Here's how it went....
Hop a flight. Arrive. Check into hotel.
Grab a cab to restaurant. Pretty good, not bad. Grab another cab.
"Driver, what is there to do for fun around here?"
Driver: "Well sir, if you're a sporting man, there's always the casino."
Me: "A CASINO!? HERE?! Absolutely, please take me to this mick joint right away."
Get to the casino. High Limit Blackjack table.
Bet $500 first hand. Win. Double down on second hand. Win. Take 1k, still have a G up. Third hand. Win. Double down. Win. Take 2k, still have 2k up. Fourth hand get dealt AA. Split. First card up is a 9. Stay. Second ace first card dealt is 7. Stay. Dealer showing 6 turns over a K. Second card is a 6. Bust motherfukker or as the Asians like to say "Monkey!!!!!!!!!".
First thought: Hmm up 9k and sitting on another 2k. Should I stop?
FUKKKKKKKKKK NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
After all, what kind of self respectable degen stops when he's up?
Second thought: Press these motherfukkers until this mick joint bleeds from bankruptcy.
Dealer: "Are we going to continue, sir?"
Me: "By all means, by the way can we get that waitress over here the one with the smokin ass with the pierced lip? I need a drink."
Ok and away we go. Fifth hand get dealt 43 dealer shows 9. Hit. 3. Hit. 7. Stay. Dealer turns over 3. Dealer turns over 4. Dealer turns over 5. 21. Motherfukker. Lose 2k.
First thought: Time to leave?
FUKKKKKKKKKKKKK NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Second thought: Press.
And away we go. Sixth hand betting 4k now. Win.
Pause
"Dealer may I please speak to the pit boss?"
Dealer: "What for?"
Me: "I would like to exceed the maximim bet currently allowed."
Dealer: "I'm sorry sir we don't do that."
Me: "Can I please speak to the pit boss?"
Dealer: "Sure."
Pit Boss comes over.
Pit Boss: "How can I help you sir?"
Me: "I would like to exceed the maximum bet at this table."
Pit Boss: "I'm sorry sir, but we have a limit of $5000 at this table as you can see and we can't go over that limit."
Me: "I understand the limit. Try to understand my position. I'm 7 hands into this game and I'm up 13k. I wish to double down my bet of 4k to 8k. If you don't raise the limit, then I'll take my chips and go sit at the $10 minimum bet table and hit on your waitresses all night long and you will lose all opportunity to even have a chance at getting your money back."
Pit Boss gets shocked look on his face. Calls over 2 other clowns. They huddle and talk for a few minutes.
Pit Boss comes back.
Pit Boss: "All right sir, you may double your bet for this hand only."
Me: "Ok."
Dealer deals first card...A. Second card dealt..........
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8.
19. Stay. Dealer showing 7 turns over a Q.
Me: "Sweety keep those drinks coming all night, I'm going to be here awhile. Oh can you do that walk you do when you walk away like you did the first time you asked me if I wanted a drink? You're so sweet. Dealer cash me out."
Pit Boss: "Aren't you staying to play?"
Me: "Why should I? You said I could only double down for this hand only, right? I'm going to go play at the $10 table now with all those rookies and teach them how to bankrupt a casino."
Pit Boss: "Wait a second. It's getting pretty late, how about if I comped you a room and you can stay the night as our guest?"
Me: "Alright"."
To make a long story short boys, I took my winnings and I got an extra two weeks stay out of it and slowly gambled it all away.
Plan to go back again but not this year.
How's everyone else doing? Everybody having a good summer?
JJ you motherfukker don't forget me in a shout out. Very happy your back. I fukkin lobbied for you to be brought back btw.
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