1. 07-20-13 08:46 PM #1
    The Giant
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    Tell me a joke and I'll reward you with 10 points if I laugh...

    Go.
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  2. 07-20-13 08:50 PM #2
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  3. 07-20-13 08:50 PM #3
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  4. 07-20-13 08:52 PM #4
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    Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backward?

    They like the part where the hooker gives the money back
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  5. 07-20-13 08:55 PM #5
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  6. 07-20-13 08:55 PM #6
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    I'm not just giving away points here, boys. You're going to have to earn it.

    I haven't even come close to laughing yet.

    Not even a crack of a smile.
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  7. 07-20-13 08:59 PM #7
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    A man goes to the doctor's.

    "Help, Doc. I just got married to this 21 year old woman. She is hot and all she wants to do is have sex all day long."
    "So what's the problem?"
    "I can't remember where I live."
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  8. 07-20-13 08:59 PM #8
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    Mine was from a laughy taffey joke.

    Giant, have a good night pal.
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  9. 07-20-13 09:02 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by easyliving View Post
    A man goes to the doctor's.

    "Help, Doc. I just got married to this 21 year old woman. She is hot and all she wants to do is have sex all day long."
    "So what's the problem?"
    "I can't remember where I live."
    Would have been funny, but your delivery was off.

    You're supposed to say an OLD man went to the doctor.

    No points for you.
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  10. 07-20-13 09:02 PM #10
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    How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

    Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later the little fukker is still trying to back out of your driveway
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  11. 07-20-13 09:04 PM #11
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    Smokey the first to score.
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  12. 07-20-13 09:06 PM #12
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    why was the blonde girl staring hard at the orange juice container ?

    cuz the container said "concentrate"
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  13. 07-20-13 09:07 PM #13
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    I'm going to reward Wulfy points just so he doesn't threaten to beat me to a bloody pulp.
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  14. 07-20-13 09:08 PM #14
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  15. 07-20-13 09:08 PM #15
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    A drunken Jew goes across the bar and breaks the chinaman's nose.
    The chinaman asks "What was that for?"
    The jew responds "That was for Pearl Harbor!"
    "Pearl Harbor," responds the Chinaman "that wasn't Chinese that was Japanese!"
    The jew retorts "Chinese, Japanese, Korean, your all the same to me."
    Later the Chinaman busts the Jew in the mouth.
    The Jew asks why,the response is "or the Titanic"
    Jew replies "Titanic, that was an iceberg"
    Chinaman retorts "Iceberg, greenberg 'goldberg
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  16. 07-20-13 09:08 PM #16
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    How do you spot a jewish pedophile?

    He's the one that says "hey little boy, would you like to buy some candy?"
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  17. 07-20-13 09:10 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I'm going to reward Wulfy points just so he doesn't threaten to beat me to a bloody pulp.
    first off i told you i aint like that anymore. ive taken yur advice and ignore the hate.
    second come on that didnt make you even smile ?
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  18. 07-20-13 09:11 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Who sucks my brown nuts??

    The giant.

    I better win puto.


    No points for you, Hector.
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  19. 07-20-13 09:13 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    A drunken Jew goes across the bar and breaks the chinaman's nose.
    The chinaman asks "What was that for?"
    The jew responds "That was for Pearl Harbor!"
    "Pearl Harbor," responds the Chinaman "that wasn't Chinese that was Japanese!"
    The jew retorts "Chinese, Japanese, Korean, your all the same to me."
    Later the Chinaman busts the Jew in the mouth.
    The Jew asks why,the response is "or the Titanic"
    Jew replies "Titanic, that was an iceberg"
    Chinaman retorts "Iceberg, greenberg 'goldberg

    Pretty funny, but if you're going to milk me for more points, it's going to have to be hilarious.

    Quote Originally Posted by The iron sheik View Post
    How do you spot a jewish pedophile?

    He's the one that says "hey little boy, would you like to buy some candy?"
    I like it. Good job.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wulfman14 View Post
    first off i told you i aint like that anymore. ive taken yur advice and ignore the hate.
    second come on that didnt make you even smile ?
    I laughed, but I did hear it before.
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  20. 07-20-13 09:14 PM #20
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    Want some good dirty one liners? Just youtube Jackie Martling.. classic
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  22. 07-20-13 09:17 PM #22
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  23. 07-20-13 09:17 PM #23
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    A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
    The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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  24. 07-20-13 09:17 PM #24
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  25. 07-20-13 09:21 PM #25
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  26. 07-20-13 09:22 PM #26
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  27. 07-20-13 09:22 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by onemoregoal View Post
    A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
    The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

    This one is my favorite one so far.
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  28. 07-20-13 09:22 PM #28
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    The Giant, I'm still thinking of my joke. Hold on.
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  29. 07-20-13 09:22 PM #29
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    When someone tries to hand me out a flyer, it's kind of like they're saying, "Here, you throw this away."


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  30. 07-20-13 09:23 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by pinnacle420 View Post
    I named my penis Batman.... bitches love it when the dark knight rises...
    Inappropriate.
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  31. 07-20-13 09:23 PM #31
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    Go.
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    dyno-mite!
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  32. 07-20-13 09:24 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by fitguy67 View Post
    Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
    Giant, that ain't the joke...just the set-up...

    wanna know the punchline?
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  33. 07-20-13 09:25 PM #33
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  34. 07-20-13 09:27 PM #34
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  35. 07-20-13 09:28 PM #35
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    She fits into your wife's clothes.
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