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    Seaweed
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    Serious Question: Would You Take 12 Million Dollars If It Meant......................

    You Would Lose Your Ability To Taste Food For The Rest of Your Life?

    (Lightbulb) Think carefully

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    Wulfman14
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    drinks too ? no i wouldnt

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    Dumbest question of all time. The only people who care about the way food tastes are fat fuks. 12 million in my bank account now +ev trade

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    I am pretty sure this is the exact deal they made with Andrew Zimmerman.

    Dude eats balls of any variety, anytime.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    You Would Lose Your Ability To Taste Food For The Rest of Your Life?

    (Lightbulb) Think carefully
    Mutherfukker I bin married for a fukkin hundrit years. Love her dearly but everything tastes like shredded cardboard with marinara sauce. And every fukkin snapper eventually gonna taste like canned fukkin fish.

    Pay me.

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    Where do I collect?

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    youd almost be doing me a favor

    just imagine the garbage i could drink to get hammered

    pay the man

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    Only to taste things or to smell things, too?

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    This would eliminate the chance of getting mouth cancer.

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    Unreal. You guys realize that you will lose your taste forever! Pizza, Steak, Burgers, Ice Cream, muffins etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Unreal. You guys realize that you will lose your taste forever! Pizza, Steak, Burgers, Ice Cream, muffins etc
    Cocaine

    Penthouses

    Strippers

    Gambling

    Fast Cars
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Unreal. You guys realize that you will lose your taste forever! Pizza, Steak, Burgers, Ice Cream, muffins etc
    Fukk cares.

    All tastes like fukkin OE for the last 20 years anyway.

    Who the fukkin wanna chew OE.

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    the 12 mil is +ev...humans have evolved past the need for taste(poison/rotten food etc)...People might actually eat better if it was strictly for energy and not because "it tastes good"...ill take the 12 mil...ill just eat what gives me the best sh*t and work from there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Unreal. You guys realize that you will lose your taste forever! Pizza, Steak, Burgers, Ice Cream, muffins etc
    Just to double check, are you overweight?

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    Seaweed... wrong forum to ask this question. You really think any degenerate gamblers are going to say no to 12 mill? Make it one mill and maybe you might get some mixed responses, but not sure why you are surprised with 12 mill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gruntworker View Post
    Seaweed... wrong forum to ask this question. You really think any degenerate gamblers are going to say no to 12 mill? Make it one mill and maybe you might get some mixed responses, but not sure why you are surprised with 12 mill.
    most here would probably do it for 300 k ... myself included

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Unreal. You guys realize that you will lose your taste forever! Pizza, Steak, Burgers, Ice Cream, muffins etc
    Muffins?!? You're giving up 12 million for muffins? There's no way this isn't a TT ghost. No way.

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    I mean I get pizza, steak,burgers.....but muffins? Grown men don't even eat muffins, let alone use them to make life changing decisions!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    Cocaine

    Penthouses

    Strippers

    Gambling

    Fast Cars
    Hell yeah, and on top of that, I could finally start eating healthy - instead of well.

    Maybe Bear Grylls also made this deal, and can now survive off his millions and piss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WvGambler View Post
    I mean I get pizza, steak,burgers.....but muffins? Grown men don't even eat muffins, let alone use them to make life changing decisions!
    Maybe he is referring to "the muff".

    Good to see he enjoys the taste. Probably a married man.

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    I'll take the food. Two double cheesers. Ship me 10 saerhowsen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    I'll take the food. Two double cheesers. Ship me 10 saerhowsen
    if you consider a person 6'2 240 lbs to be morbidly obese well you're obviously an idiot. Secondly I guess your mom smoked so much crack that you came out of her womb retarded cause you dont know shit. Go back to wearing those phagish florescent clothes you wore when you did that video imitating JJ

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    How exactly is this a "serious" question?

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    Quote Originally Posted by muldoon View Post
    How exactly is this a "serious" question?
    Agree. Lets get serious and change the punishment. Like can never touch a female again or have to be wheelchair bound or something.

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    12 Mil please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RealSlimShady View Post
    Agree. Lets get serious and change the punishment. Like can never touch a female again or have to be wheelchair bound or something.
    Slimmer make a video where you touch a female

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    Slimmer, make a strange late night vid, you horseshoe headed prikk.

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    Slimmer make a vid where you catch a football by yourself

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Slimmer, make a strange late night vid, you horseshoe headed prikk.


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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Slimmer, make a strange late night vid, you horseshoe headed prikk.
    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Slimmer make a vid where you catch a football by yourself

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    JJ needs to come back. Tired of being the new SBR punching bag

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    looks like this poll is settled

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    Taste, who cares.

    My eyes, that's something else.


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    Gummo, when was the last time you been to a dentist? 2009?

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    Two months ago. There is a dentist office on the second floor of my condo building.

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