View Poll Results: What would you do?

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  • Would You Smash?

    5 16.13%

  • Would You Dash?

    12 38.71%

  • Would You Smash & Dash?

    14 45.16%
  1. 07-08-13 01:00 PM #1
    TheMoneyShot
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    Photos - Would You Smash & Dash? Part 2

    So I've also been talking to this other chick. She's 42 and works as a bartender and also a massage therapist. Again, haven't had a phone conversation with her but... she has an amazing texting personality. Always responds quickly... and she offered to have me come out to her bar this past weekend on Friday but I didn't. Her bar is about a 50 minute drive from where I live. I kind of dig this chick.... but I'm really not into older chicks. What do you guys think?

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  2. 07-08-13 01:04 PM #2
    Big Bear
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    titty bang her
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  3. 07-08-13 02:24 PM #3
    cecil127
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    wtf is up with the thighs? 3 "bad camera shots"? i think not.
    move on sailor, to someone half her age preferably
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  4. 07-08-13 03:35 PM #4
    CountNo_Account
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    I would allow her to fellate me or rub one out on her chest...That's about it.
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  5. 07-08-13 03:41 PM #5
    Kermit
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    Ooof.
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  6. 07-08-13 04:36 PM #6
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    Her upper body and lower body are horribly out of proportion. And she's about 4'6". But if she is a great texter, go for it.
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  7. 07-08-13 04:44 PM #7
    statnerds
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    depends on what number in line you are

    i'm sure she is running a poll on you at this very moment.
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  8. 07-08-13 04:53 PM #8
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    Wife is lurking vote later
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  9. 07-08-13 05:02 PM #9
    Louisvillekid1
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    of course kido
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  10. 07-08-13 05:12 PM #10
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    Nasty. Also, wtf is a great texting personality?
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  11. 07-08-13 05:16 PM #11
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    If I was drunk and it was late and it would be a quick hit it and quit it? Definite maybe

    If I was sober and all faculties functioning normally? Hell no
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  12. 07-08-13 05:50 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by MUHerd37 View Post
    Nasty. Also, wtf is a great texting personality?
    Come on HERD! A great texting personality is someone who responds within 10 minutes of your initial text. She never leaves you hanging. Girl is amazingly fun. Kind of tells you she wants your hog. If a girl takes years to respond... her texting personality sucks.
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  13. 07-08-13 05:54 PM #13
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    42? No way, 50 at least....

    EDIT: Can you bang her "texting personality"? Nah, you gotta bang the body. And that's definitely ah big NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO here. On to the next one.
    Last edited by zizoudane10; 07-08-13 at 06:02 PM.
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  14. 07-08-13 06:08 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Come on HERD! A great texting personality is someone who responds within 10 minutes of your initial text. She never leaves you hanging. Girl is amazingly fun. Kind of tells you she wants your hog. If a girl takes years to respond... her texting personality sucks.
    You're better than this my man...
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  15. 07-08-13 06:28 PM #15
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    younger one probably has a tighter pussy but i bet this one is 100x better in bed...
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  16. 07-08-13 06:46 PM #16
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    that shiit looks used up, drugged up and disease ridden and I bet you her vagina is HUGE. You're going to have to slap her legs together to get some tightness in the vagina. Been there done that.
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  17. 07-08-13 07:32 PM #17
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    i'd take option #1 just based on looks. whats 42 yearold pussy like never hit anything that old ive heard good things here and there.
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  18. 07-08-13 07:39 PM #18
    Dutch
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    Blow job only. A woman that age is sure to have herpes by now.
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  19. 07-08-13 07:44 PM #19
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    I'll do her for sure
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  20. 07-08-13 09:25 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    of course kido
    im sensing a pattern here

    afraid of what her mid section looks like, but her face and and are better than #1 and i bet she is a great fukk... this would be a long night of drinking kind of thing because of the big ...but definitely not worth an hour drive for me
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  21. 07-08-13 09:30 PM #21
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    Pass
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  22. 07-08-13 09:33 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    So I've also been talking to this other chick. She's 42 and works as a bartender and also a massage therapist. Again, haven't had a phone conversation with her but... she has an amazing texting personality. Always responds quickly... and she offered to have me come out to her bar this past weekend on Friday but I didn't. Her bar is about a 50 minute drive from where I live. I kind of dig this chick.... but I'm really not into older chicks. What do you guys think?

    Would you smash?

    Would you dash?

    Would you smash & dash?






    On the left.






    Only thing on her thats 42 is her waistline
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  23. 07-08-13 09:50 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Pass
    pirates dont need anymore pitching. their pitching is phenomenal.They could use a big bat though. Maybe Alphonso Soriano or Joe Mauer and have him play first base some.They should have traded for Justin Upton when they had the chance
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  24. 07-08-13 10:20 PM #24
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    First pic is the best one it went down hill from there . She is a dash. Ironically she is hotter then the first one will be when she hits 42, but since the first one is still young she is the choice right now. But neither is your best work LOL



    edit : great line by rangers LOL
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  25. 07-08-13 10:47 PM #25
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  26. 07-08-13 10:49 PM #26
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    She looks like a tired, old, been around the block riding a million times to me.

    Pass
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  27. 07-08-13 11:32 PM #27
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    these threads always bring out the laughs. Bunch of online tough guys hyper critiquing pictures of girls that wouldn't even give them a second look in real life I guess it makes you guys feel better to say how ugly these girls are. We know reality is different for you ugly fukks. Have fun yanking to your moms Victoria secret

    good for you TMS, hope you plow each one of them
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  28. 07-08-13 11:51 PM #28
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    I would let her iron my pajama pants
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  29. 07-09-13 12:14 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    these threads always bring out the laughs. Bunch of online tough guys hyper critiquing pictures of girls that wouldn't even give them a second look in real life I guess it makes you guys feel better to say how ugly these girls are. We know reality is different for you ugly fukks. Have fun yanking to your moms Victoria secret

    good for you TMS, hope you plow each one of them


    Everytime Money starts one of these threads..Some tired c u n t comes in and makes the above post. But they say it like they're saying something new and really sharp.

    Predictable mother f u c k e r s.
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  30. 07-09-13 12:23 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    these threads always bring out the laughs. Bunch of online tough guys hyper critiquing pictures of girls that wouldn't even give them a second look in real life I guess it makes you guys feel better to say how ugly these girls are. We know reality is different for you ugly fukks. Have fun yanking to your moms Victoria secret

    good for you TMS, hope you plow each one of them
    you are forgetting most posters on here are virgins.
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  31. 07-09-13 01:56 AM #31
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    Smash n dash for sure.
    Well over 40, and looking by her stomach she's had kids.
    Probably can do just about anything to her. Which brings her from a 4 to about a 7 basically.
    But she's a slob look at how dirty her room is.

    With cans like that, you gotta pound it one time for fun.
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  32. 07-09-13 02:13 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch View Post
    Everytime Money starts one of these threads..Some tired c u n t comes in and makes the above post. But they say it like they're saying something new and really sharp.

    Predictable mother f u c k e r s.
    I'm so sorry I didn't entertain you,Dutch. How about you provide the original material?

    :crickets:
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  33. 07-09-13 02:15 AM #33
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    2 things .

    1. Id apply my DNA on her tittays


    2. RussianRocket mad me LOL twice
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  34. 07-09-13 07:01 AM #34
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    Titty penetrate, head. Free booze is always +EV
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  35. 07-09-13 05:07 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    I'm so sorry I didn't entertain you,Dutch. How about you provide the original material?

    :crickets:


    Your mothers mouth is my happy place.
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