1. 06-14-13 03:15 PM #1
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    what should i do?

    a teenage prostitute has been bonding with me, i think she likes me, i dont think its because of the free big mac and ice cream i give her every night(i work at ** donalds downtown), she is very beautiful, what should i do?
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  2. 06-14-13 03:18 PM #2
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    did i post this in the wrong forum?
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  3. 06-14-13 03:19 PM #3
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    be a player, don't get played. "she likes you", hahaha! What are you in grade school
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  4. 06-14-13 03:21 PM #4
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    Get her a job on your crew at the Golden Arches...set her on a right path.
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  5. 06-14-13 03:22 PM #5
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    And take a phone pic of her, post it here
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  6. 06-14-13 04:16 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoWays View Post
    And take a phone pic of her, post it here

    her photo i took yesterday, i didnt charge her for the soda

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  7. 06-14-13 04:22 PM #7
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    If she is a hooker and is impressed with a free soda she must have a pimp she has to hand her cash over to. You know she is a prostitute becuase you see her street walking?
    Last edited by Hankwins; 06-14-13 at 04:30 PM. Reason: grammar
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  8. 06-14-13 04:26 PM #8
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    Lick her asshole clean
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  9. 06-14-13 04:31 PM #9
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    Too bad you stole those pics from the Huffington Post

    Shes a British model you dolt

    http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=...9QEwAA&dur=579
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  10. 06-14-13 04:34 PM #10
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    hahaha, busted. You're officially a fck bag tool! Go get raped, pal!
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  11. 06-14-13 04:35 PM #11
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    The shit kids do here to get attention
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  12. 06-14-13 04:35 PM #12
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    That is hilarious, I still believe this guys story about being interested in a hooker and giving her free soda.
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  13. 06-14-13 04:40 PM #13
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    Unreal guey lied
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  14. 06-14-13 04:41 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hankwins View Post
    That is hilarious, I still believe this guys story about being interested in a hooker tranny and giving her free soda.
    fixed it
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  15. 06-14-13 04:42 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Lick her asshole clean
    her name is bambi
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  16. 06-14-13 04:42 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scorpion View Post
    her photo i took yesterday, i didnt charge her for the soda

    Is that fukkin yeast/cottage cheese seepage on the instep of her right shoe?
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  17. 06-14-13 04:46 PM #17
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    so fuckin embarrassing. then you try to play it off like you were joking like pavyracer. seriously nobody finds any semblance worth in your existence. disappear, go away, have fun being alone
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  18. 06-14-13 04:47 PM #18
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  19. 06-14-13 04:49 PM #19
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    Lick that shit off her asshole
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  20. 06-14-13 04:53 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scorpion View Post
    right it's hilarious now because you knew all along someone would find out that wasn't really a prostitute. seriously you are nauseatingly worthless. you have zero worth. noone on earth would mind if you disappeared. wouldn't even make the obituary section. some fuckin people i swear...
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  22. 06-14-13 04:55 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by chargers4222 View Post
    right it's hilarious now because you knew all along someone would find out that wasn't really a prostitute. seriously you are nauseatingly worthless. you have zero worth. noone on earth would mind if you disappeared. wouldn't even make the obituary section. some fuckin people i swear...
    i love u
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  23. 06-14-13 04:58 PM #23
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  24. 06-14-13 05:15 PM #24
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    give her your hiv, she'll think you later.
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