[DiggityDaggityDo]

Have you taken into consideration how complicated that would be? How much finagling would be necessary to accomplish that, especially given the size of her ass? How in the penetrate would you be able to apply enough pressure with your ass pressed onto hers to line up ur buttholes while maintaining enough accuracy to get your shit IN her butt, as you stated?

My plan of eating the diarrhea out of her butthole is MUCH less complicated, with all due respect.

[Fidel_CashFlow]

KVB bout to be zip lining

Told him to record it first person
If he is able to safely do so lol

Live vicariously through emm

[Fidel_CashFlow]

[Fidel_CashFlow]

^^^Thought that was a cool music video as a young’n^^^

[Fidel_CashFlow]

extremely rare monkey virus kills veterinarian in china


man , it’s time for China to fukkin go
they been fukkin up the world and on some triflin shit too long

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Spose to be 84 tomorrow with possible rain in Beijing China

Let’s change that a bit

[Ryermkd]

Spose to be 84 tomorrow with possible rain in Beijing China

Let’s change that a bit

Yeah, I'm going back to bed lol... I'm starting to like this "new" split-shift thingy too much

Leave it to the fkn weeders, they hide all the secrets... Once you get em they're useless

[hubie69]

Going to be warm here over the next week.

[stevek173]

I notice I get fixated on round numbers playing poker. Like if my profits in a session are over $300 and then drop to under that it annoys me a good bit, and I feel tilted even though I'm up a good bit and play looser or worse yet drift into blackjack (which I am NOT good at - Martingale is BAD).
Have to work on that shit.

Like I'm annoyed as penetrate that I was up over $300 this morning even though I finished up $134 when the big fish left.

I played mostly well though, whatever - and that's pretty good profit for just a few hours.



Also if anyone here is on Pokerstarspa they have a bonus today that if you deposit $100 you get a $10 sports bet, $10 casino bonus, and two $5 spin and go tickets. What's cool is if you have money there like me you can just withdraw, redeposit and get the bonuses.

Hey, every bit helps.

I will be tailing the 1st bet placed in this thread with my $10 free bet.

LET'S GO!!!!

[stevek173]

Sick spot here.

Jimjames is the biggest penetrating donkey that I have seen in a LONG time, and he's totally steamed up to $1,500+.

I'm good with 2.5/5 chasing a fish, but 5/10 $1k buy scares me a good bit. The other two players there are colored red by me because they are 100% sharks.

Hmmm.

[stevek173]

Hah!

The rooster_eater went all in on what was probably a monster bluff, got to $2,700+ and got right the fuk outta there.

Well played, Jimbo. Thanks for the $200 this morning.

[KVB]

Going to be warm here over the next week.

Sorry, had to laugh.

Call me when it’s 107 Hubie, we’ve had some of that recently. Talk about warm.

[KVB]

The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

954 CIN +120

Backbone play.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Sorry, had to laugh.

Call me when it’s 107 Hubie, we’ve had some of that recently. Talk about warm.

Those days are behind us

And also ahead of us

Enjoying high 80s/low 90s for the next week

[stevek173]

The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

954 CIN +120

Backbone play.

LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hubie69]

Sorry, had to laugh.

Call me when it’s 107 Hubie, we’ve had some of that recently. Talk about warm.

Yeah, that's fair. The humidity levels are (always) pretty high, indexes will be easily 100+, but fair point none the less. We've had it pretty good this summer.

[stevek173]

Heart pumping.....

Can't believe I'm playing 5/10 NL online, but this is why

PokerStars Hand #228281814262: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10 USD) - 2021/07/21 12:05:59 ETTable 'Eucharis' 6-max Seat #4 is the buttonSeat 1: jimjames32 ($308.62 in chips) Seat 2: YinzerAwful ($1152 in chips) Seat 3: AngryThanos ($1530.31 in chips) Seat 4: An0ldLady ($689.14 in chips) Seat 5: neagranufan17 ($480 in chips) Seat 6: badbeat23766 ($1000 in chips) neagranufan17: posts small blind $5badbeat23766: posts big blind $10*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to neagranufan17 [Jc Qc]jimjames32: raises $10 to $20YinzerAwful: folds AngryThanos: folds An0ldLady: folds neagranufan17: calls $15badbeat23766: folds *** FLOP *** [9h Th Qh]neagranufan17: checks jimjames32: bets $23.75neagranufan17: raises $31.25 to $55jimjames32: raises $108.75 to $163.75neagranufan17: raises $296.25 to $460 and is all-injimjames32: calls $124.87 and is all-inUncalled bet ($171.38) returned to neagranufan17*** TURN *** [9h Th Qh] [3c]*** RIVER *** [9h Th Qh 3c] [4d]*** SHOW DOWN ***neagranufan17: shows [Jc Qc] (a pair of Queens)jimjames32: shows [6s Ah] (high card Ace)neagranufan17 collected $624.24 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $627.24 | Rake $3 Board [9h Th Qh 3c 4d]Seat 1: jimjames32 showed [6s Ah] and lost with high card AceSeat 2: YinzerAwful folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: AngryThanos folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: An0ldLady (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: neagranufan17 (small blind) showed [Jc Qc] and won ($624.24) with a pair of QueensSeat 6: badbeat23766 (big blind) folded before Flop

SICK HOLD

[BeatTheJerk]

LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Money management to the fullest !!!! Nice balance Stevie Ray not so much Vaughn. Ohhhhhh

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Holy shit

https://qu.ax/4xe.mp4

With a baby right there too

[stevek173]

Holy crap.

I don't think they're friends.

Profit of $321.76 on a Wednesday morning (should be MUCH more but whatever, we WANT the calling stations making bad calls and sometimes they catch) and most importantly found a new favorite fish. This guy Jim must be rich or something. Fukkin WHALE.

Ain't life grand.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Steve, just follow Jim around from table to table

[stevek173]

There was a flock of us doing just that, and he kept hopping from table to table whether he'd win or lose.

You see him sitting at a new table and BAM! Full and 4 people on the waiting list

This is my new thing Daggles. I was already pursuing fish at 1/2 but now I'll go higher. I only buy in for the amount of the fish, pussy move I know but many of the sharks blast all in with their nut flush draws and it's annoying as penetrate. I was a 10/9 man specialist live but I find that at 6 man 2.5/5 and 5/10 there's a lot of fish on tilt playing higher than they normally do, so they play like maniacs.

You only tangle with the sharks if you have any pocket pair and are setmining or of course you play AA and KK hard - but watch it because if they make that huge bet on an innocent flop, you just got setmined.

My two cents.

Online poker is so fukkin predatory man and the swings are stressful as fuk. I'm up a decent amount today and I'm ready to break some shit from the bad beats.

Instead I'll go take a shit.

[KVB]

Yeah, that's fair. The humidity levels are (always) pretty high, indexes will be easily 100+, but fair point none the less. We've had it pretty good this summer.

Yes the humidity does make it worse, we have the dry heat so I do feel for you even at those temps.

[KVB]

The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has added...

973 KC +166

Backbone play.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[DiggityDaggityDo]

The rising moon here in the northeast is burnt orange (like UT colors)

Happens every now and then, just weird.

I know why that is but I don't want to bore my pals here with atmospheric science minutia.

I'd rather be entertained with sports and gif's of half naked fat chicks too.

This morning, here in Austin.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Who wants eggs?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Seriously

Who wants eggs?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Nobody wants eggs?

[stevek173]

I had a nice bacon and egg on a kaiser roll sandwich for breakfast, thank you for asking.

Also I'd like to slurp all three of their buttholes for eternity, if that is ok.

Maybe I can have their post digestive eggs in my mouth if that is acceptable?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I had a nice bacon and egg on a kaiser roll sandwich for breakfast, thank you for asking.

Also I'd like to slurp both of their buttholes for eternity, if that is ok.

Common Steve, you cant make room for a lil more eggs?

[stevek173]

Well.........

[hubie69]

[hubie69]

Well.........

Stevek whats your favorite/best sport to wager on?

[stevek173]

Wtf?