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    I showed the Bruce Willis post to my 12 year old daughter, we had a hug and cry fest.

    This has been a bit of a ride already today.

    Thanks guys, I appreciate it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    I have more than 9 runs being scored in Oak/NYY and only 5 runs being scored in Atl/Mia...lol.

    I'm on the UNDER 8 (-115) for Atl/Mia...have it in the contest too.

    Good Luck with WNBA preseason, I haven't been following the early games and have some catching up to do. I know I've missed some opportunity already.

    Messing with stocks as well right now, starting to put together ideas and plays. I need to manage time better during the week, it will be difficult to be aggressive in stocks and still bet sports.



    marlins over not the best choice, feeling better about yanks under.

    white sox ML looking great

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    Guys getting stranded in Miami every inning.

    Sure feels like there could be a scoring pop. If this shit becomes a 4-4 tie at any time I will throw my 42" "monitor" into CashFlow's brand new jacuzzi.

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    game 1 over

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Guys getting stranded in Miami every inning.

    Sure feels like there could be a scoring pop. If this shit becomes a 4-4 tie at any time I will throw my 42" "monitor" into CashFlow's brand new jacuzzi.


    3-0 going into the 9th.

    Now 4-3 in the bottom of the 9th.





    Edit....

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    over 6, they'll double it

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    The sound effects!!!

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    that movie looks interesting, will check it out


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    found a good hockey site

    http://corsica.hockey/

    jets
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    Cube is a fukkin strange but good movie.

    There are 3 of them, the first is the best.

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    Ok fellas , my body is ready

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Ok fellas , my body is ready
    Ok good.

    We need a tester for every single one of these.






    Bend over, Fidels.

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    I’m down

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    (Glances at room full of intimidating dildos)

    Real Recognizes Real

    #NeedToMakeMoneyOnTheSide
    #BendsOver
    #ShameIsReplacedByPrideOnceTheCheckCashe s

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    Basically if ur not willing to explore yourself with 287 dildos of all shapes and sizes
    then we apparently are not on the same page to begin with
    cuz if it don’t make dollars then it don’t make cents

    get it ?

    Read that line again .....

    #GetMoney
    #EasierThanWorking
    #IllDoAScene
    #DoWeGetLunchBreaks?
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    Going to fall victim to the game one over 225

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post




    That's someone's daughter

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    That's someone's daughter
    Well, someones’s daughter has an impressive dildo and buttplug collection.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    That's someone's daughter
    and im someones son
    and I need extra money

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    I'm just saying

    That's some dude's daughter. He was ecstatic when she was born, fed her, clothed her, protected her all her life

    And now he may or may not have accidentally been surfing the internet and seen her surrounded by 1000 dildos with a big smile on her face

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    pretty devastating for sure
    But imagine how my dads gonna feel

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    for Houston being a high scoring team they sure can go in some major droughts

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    makes you want to bust them square in their fukkin mouths to be honest

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    Luc Mbah a Moute has missed three layups in traffic



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    Originally Posted by Auto Donk
    only rule is, when dealing with klhoe's stretched out vagina, always put on wading boots and carry a flash light..... and a flesh light, for that matter, that way you can use it on yourself and actually feel something while wandering around in the knee deep slush of sperm and gizz contained in her cavernous hole......

    nothing weirds a whiteboy out more than having huge catfish-like african-american sperm slither between his toes while wading through a kardashian vagina in the dark with nothing more than a flashlight.....




    Originally Posted by Eddy Munny
    Is Auto Donk an out-of-work writer for Penthouse Forum?

    It takes a special brand of sleaze to describe any sex act imaginable, and do it so effortlessly, and casually, the way the local weather man delivers the five-day forecast. And the vivid imagery imparted can only come from a man who's been there, done that... a man who's done time down in the trenches, and has been eye to eye with his share of assholes. He narrates a rim job with the unabated zeal of an archaeologist who's plunging into the earth, seeking some ancient, lost relic. The words "sweet little balloon knot" don't just roll of the tongue of your average joe... not unless that tongue has been buried in many a brown-eye. The passion is real.





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    Who will go down as the greatest knockout artist of all time ?

    Tyson going to be tough to beat



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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    pretty devastating for sure
    But imagine how my dads gonna feel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Who will go down as the greatest knockout artist of all time ?

    Tyson going to be tough to beat


    This man had 58 wins and 51 of them by KO.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Originally Posted by Auto Donk
    only rule is, when dealing with klhoe's stretched out vagina, always put on wading boots and carry a flash light..... and a flesh light, for that matter, that way you can use it on yourself and actually feel something while wandering around in the knee deep slush of sperm and gizz contained in her cavernous hole......

    nothing weirds a whiteboy out more than having huge catfish-like african-american sperm slither between his toes while wading through a kardashian vagina in the dark with nothing more than a flashlight.....




    Originally Posted by Eddy Munny
    Is Auto Donk an out-of-work writer for Penthouse Forum?

    It takes a special brand of sleaze to describe any sex act imaginable, and do it so effortlessly, and casually, the way the local weather man delivers the five-day forecast. And the vivid imagery imparted can only come from a man who's been there, done that... a man who's done time down in the trenches, and has been eye to eye with his share of assholes. He narrates a rim job with the unabated zeal of an archaeologist who's plunging into the earth, seeking some ancient, lost relic. The words "sweet little balloon knot" don't just roll of the tongue of your average joe... not unless that tongue has been buried in many a brown-eye. The passion is real.





    I'm convinced Eddy Munny writes for a living

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    L. Mbah a Moute


    0-6

    4 of them missed layups

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post

    I'm convinced Eddy Munny writes for a living
    Eddy funny as hell

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    And it pushes

    unreal , simply unfukkingreal

    1 Of those layups,sigh even one

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