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    summertime, brother Fidel!.......sex, parties, food, and rock-n-roll!....

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    summer sun does do something to you huh

    Summer is the ole mighty's gift to humans for dealing with winters bullshit

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    got to put my serious face on . The burdens of being a best man is approaching

    and my face looks puffier then one of them fat bishes above .

    Should of got these wisdom teeth out years ago .

    Thinkin about adding a joke about my swollen face/jaw in my speech .

    Might go with (points to face)

    "this is the last time Ill give out a epic blowjob the night before a speech "

    but im worried some people might be angry with there kiddies being in the crowd

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    got to put my serious face on . The burdens of being a best man is approaching

    and my face looks puffier then one of them fat bishes above .

    Should of got these wisdom teeth out years ago .

    Thinkin about adding a joke about my swollen face/jaw in my speech .

    Might go with (points to face)

    "this is the last time Ill give out a epic blowjob the night before a speech "

    but im worried some people might be angry with there kiddies being in the crowd
    wouldnt tell any dirty jokes bro, thats just my take.


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    lol , think im going to skip that one man

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    have a great day fellas


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    Summer comin! pass me the Cuba Libre!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Gerald Lee Mitchell


    Crime: Murder after pretending to be selling marijuana and then shooting both of his victims with a shotgun.
    Year: 2001
    Meal: A bag of Jolly Ranchers







    Texas State motto: You kill someone and we will kill you back...

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    kk holiday has got it going on
    Last edited by SBRAdmin3; 07-04-14 at 02:25 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CountNo_Account View Post
    Texas State motto: You kill someone and we will kill you back...
    Goddam right.

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    sweet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inkwell77 View Post
    Summer comin! pass me the Cuba Libre!



    Dude, a Cuba Libre is my favorite drink.

    Its embarrassing how many bartenders are clueless as to what it is.

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    how was the speech? Wisdom teeth...always wondered why they name them that

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    gotta find the headphones PerfectoGrape, then ill check out that KKHoliday bish

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    Stay away from porno

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    how was the speech? Wisdom teeth...always wondered why they name them that
    good point on the wisdom teeth Seaweed. They hold zero purpose but to annoy your other teeth until they finally

    need to be extracted. The speech went well. I did not joke around much at all, kept it short and sincere.

    Prolly helped that I did not drink or smoke anything tonight.

    How you doing btw Seaweed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Stay away from porno








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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    good point on the wisdom teeth Seaweed. They hold zero purpose but to annoy your other teeth until they finally

    need to be extracted. The speech went well. I did not joke around much at all, kept it short and sincere.

    Prolly helped that I did not drink or smoke anything tonight.

    How you doing btw Seaweed.
    I am well. I am wagering $100 tomorrow on Miami Heat -5 @-110

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    thats nice to hear . But do you even lift bro ?



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    Heat should cash imo .Like most teams, Bobcats play completely different in their own confines though .

    Im watching this Blazers game. Houston playing for their playoff lives

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    Quote Originally Posted by CountNo_Account View Post





    Texas State motto: You kill someone and we will kill you back...
    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post

    Goddam right.


    They also celebrate birthdays differently in Texas





    Middle school teacher provides ‘full-contact’ lap dance in front of class for birthday boy



    Prosecutors in Houston, Texas charged a middle school teacher because she gave a full-on lap dance
    to a boy for his birthday in front of an entire class of no-doubt impressed preteens.

    When police interviewed the unnamed student, he said Smith, 42, had seductively placed a school chair in front of the classroom after the tardy bell rang. Music began to play – from some undisclosed source – and several students in the class began yelling raucously that the birthday boy should sit down in the chair.
    Once the kid sat down, the fortysomething teacher gave him what was perhaps his first full-contact lap dance. According to a police report, Smith did the thing where she turned around and swiveled her butt on the middle school student. She rubbed her hands all over his body. She also got down on her knees and stuck her head between the boy’s legs.
    It’s not clear if the kid enjoyed the lap dance. However, he admitted that he did slap Smith’s ass a couple times.




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    big win for rockets

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    They also celebrate birthdays differently in Texas





    Middle school teacher provides ‘full-contact’ lap dance in front of class for birthday boy



    Prosecutors in Houston, Texas charged a middle school teacher because she gave a full-on lap dance
    to a boy for his birthday in front of an entire class of no-doubt impressed preteens.

    When police interviewed the unnamed student, he said Smith, 42, had seductively placed a school chair in front of the classroom after the tardy bell rang. Music began to play – from some undisclosed source – and several students in the class began yelling raucously that the birthday boy should sit down in the chair.
    Once the kid sat down, the fortysomething teacher gave him what was perhaps his first full-contact lap dance. According to a police report, Smith did the thing where she turned around and swiveled her butt on the middle school student. She rubbed her hands all over his body. She also got down on her knees and stuck her head between the boy’s legs.
    It’s not clear if the kid enjoyed the lap dance. However, he admitted that he did slap Smith’s ass a couple times.



    Disturbing.

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    yeah, you gotta wonder wtf is going on in someones head when they do shit like that.

    To do it in front of anyone, let alone other kids... like no one is going to talk and bust her out.

    Plus its disturbing in the fact that she is 40+ years old and this was one of her grade school students.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    big win for rockets
    yup a couple teams basically saved their seasons tonight.

    Houston and the Bulls

    I still see Wiz winning that series, but as far as the Houston Blazers series, that mo-fo is still a toss up

    Mike Dunleavy putting up Lebron James numbers tonight. White Boi

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    I have to work from 7pm to 7am tonight
    and im considering Power Posting

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    dobut Mavericks will win this series, but still wish I would of laid the unit

    I was considering putting on emm to win the series. Was a juicy doggy

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    Tonights the night.





    that Jon Jones wins yet again

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