[stevenash]

Best start to a forum page in the history of the internet

I'm voting for Dags in the presidential election.

Daggles/KVB tickets is just what the country needs.

I can see Dags tag line now.
"Porn in every household."

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Dags?
Do your pal Nasher and post something hot please.

Is breakfast ready?

[stevenash]

^
She looks like a doll.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I’m sitting on the toilet right now.

there is literally a turd sliding out of my ass as I type this.

[stevenash]

I’m sitting on the toilet right now.
there is literally a turd sliding out of my ass as I type this.

That's a thing of beauty.
Posting on a message board while crunching out a porcelain massive.
Is it a solid effort or does it look like Hormel Dinty Moore Stew?

[KVB]

I’m sitting on the toilet right now.

there is literally a turd sliding out of my ass as I type this.

Gross.

That said, me too, and it looks like this....

The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

904	29-Jun	ARI +118
907		MIA -118

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[stevenash]

Love it when Colin Cowherd goes on vacation, that means Joy Taylor takes over the lead spot and Alex Curry slides into the co-host spot.
Which mean between the two of them, Alex and Joy, there's like 100 inches of sweater meat.
Maybe more, and I'm keeping it real.

I was watching with a woody so stiff the cat couldn't even scratch it.
One might say I had cat scratch fever.
Nick Wright was a guest, drool was literally dribbling down his chin, you know he wanted to dive over the desk and tap Alex like no tomorrow. Bucky Brooks too, my God he's got giant hands, he has to be hung like Mr. Ed, or KVB at the very least.

[KVB]

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I see her toes peakin

[stevenash]

And the best part is, their real, and they're spectacular.

[stevenash]

I see her toes peakin

I saw that too, I think she has those funky toes, but riddle me this?
Do you mind?

[stevenash]

2-1 6th inning.
STOP THIS GAME. NOW.
They're my team, I know them like the back of my hand, and I'll have you know I'm pretty intimate with the back of my hand.

KC's bullpen seriously both sucks and blows, and that's physically impossible to suck and blow at the same time.
The bullpen does.

These last three innings are going to piss me off.
GUARANTEED.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Cameron Diaz is officially coming out of retirement.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

When it first came out, in 1922, the Klondike bar cost just 10 cents, the equivalent of $1.75 in 2022 dollars. A six-pack of the original bars costs about $4 today -- or 67 cents each.

[Bostongambler]

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Would you stand on your head and cluck like a chicken.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Would you stand on your head and cluck like a chicken.

I’d do butt stuff

[DiggityDaggityDo]

When are we going to Disneyland?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[stevenash]

Cameron Diaz is officially coming out of retirement.

I wonder if you can drink meatballs and spaghetti?

[stevenash]

I’d do butt stuff

With me?

[KVB]

The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

954 June 30 PIT +112
959 June 30 MIN +140

[stevenash]

Holy War

An oxymoron if there ever was one.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

With me?

I mean, we’re talking about a Klondike bar here right?

[Bostongambler]

Try the fish 🐟, just for the halibut.

[stevenash]

Try the fish , just for the halibut.

What did the wife say to the fisherman?

Not tonight I have a haddock.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Try the fish , just for the halibut.

Have you ever seen a dolphin use a dead fish as a sex toy?

[Bostongambler]

Have you ever seen a dolphin use a dead fish as a sex toy?

What makes this obscene is it’s a male fish. Hence the dolphin is a homo

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Not that there’s anything wrong with that

[KVB]

Have you ever seen a dolphin use a dead fish as a sex toy?

WTF?

[stevenash]

[stevenash]

[Bostongambler]

Does it come with a side vegetable?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

It comes with this

[stevenash]

It comes with this

[KVB]

USC and UCLA tryna bail on the Pac 12 and get into the Big 10.

Unreal.