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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Bet you can't listen to this twice without getting as hard as a rock

    Hold on, let me look for that episoide she refused to film.

    It's the one where the writers have her give a banana blow job but they hdd to call in Paul McCartney as a guest star and act as her body double for that scene.

    I think that was Murder She Wrote.

    I think.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    Tomorrow's penetrating Wednesday pal? There's not even any games?
    They were NFL reports, but that meeting is over.

    Also, Drew Brees is fukked, seeking a second opinion. Broken ribs, collapsed lung, hurt shoulder....fukkk.

    He could be back in a few weeks though.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Here's my plan. And this plan is subject to change.

    Tomorrow morning I am going to complete some reports, stick them in some sort of presentation, and then put them here in a video. I'm going to let everyone peek into my office.

    It's almost embarrassing how subject to change that plan actually is though. Even though there is pressure to get it done.


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    She gets props for honesty I suppose



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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Taco Bell no longer sells Mexican pizzas, so Chipotle.
    Dude!!..those things were da' shit!...just because some old farts got sick because of their weak ass immune system they discontinued it!......one of my favorite items when I used to patronize that establishment.

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    Left or Right?



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    W Mich line moving to a one point dog. That's an UPSET basket play that we forced a market move and now it's moving back.

    I have several UPSET Basket plasy beating the close, the more we see lines float back, the more I'm questioning posting even the baskets.

    Let's see what happens this week.

    Here's tonights play...

    313 18-Nov W MICH -103

    Here is the UPSET Basket pending...

    327 20-Nov PURDUE -110
    333 21-Nov IOWA +108
    341 E CAROL +108
    359 LIBERTY +132
    365 GA SOUTH +161
    375 RICE +108
    381 WASH ST +105
    383 SJSU +103
    387 21-Nov SDSU +105
    391 HOUSTON +152
    393 LSU +115


    We can see the basket has got the jump on the lines of some high profile issues, again we are watching the market closely and call in the favors...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    Dude!!..those things were da' shit!...just because some old farts got sick because of their weak ass immune system they discontinued it!......one of my favorite items when I used to patronize that establishment.
    I thought it was just economical, didn't here about anyone getting sick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I know, I know.

    But I was busy licking the kitty...


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    She gets props for honesty I suppose


    What a fukkin slime ball!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    I thought it was just economical, didn't here about anyone getting sick.
    there were a few cases of ecoli breakout and/or salmonella (one of those) from the mexican pizza and that is why it got discontinued...if memory serves me correct, I think it had something to do with the cilantro as a topping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    What a fukkin slime ball!
    All I know is that she's willing to admit her pussy feels like a wet plastic sandwhich bag with the pregancy thing and then admits to having herpes.

    But she covered her face.

    She must be fugly as shit.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    W Mich line moving to a one point dog. That's an UPSET basket play that we forced a market move and now it's moving back.

    I have several UPSET Basket plasy beating the close, the more we see lines float back, the more I'm questioning posting even the baskets.

    Let's see what happens this week...
    Good news is that it seems this line move toward Central Mich is bullshit and we are hitting it, trying to move it back.

    Let's see if we can get it back to a pick today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    All I know is that she's willing to admit her pussy feels like a wet plastic sandwhich bag with the pregancy thing and then admits to having herpes.

    But she covered her face.

    She must be fugly as shit.

    She didn't want her baby daddy to find out she's one of these chicks who's addicted to dick!

    The funny thing is there's so many thirsty little dudes out here I guarantee she still gets hundreds of replies!

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    KVB,
    Taco Bell is doing some serious back tracking...I went back and reviewed the reason for why they are discontinuing the product and it's fukkin' bullshit brother!...I remember specifically when the cases broke out...Taco bell says they are doing it because of the card board boxes and to be more environment friendly...whatever...it's the same exact reason why they got rid of the mexi-melt...fuk them...I won't patronize those lying bastards ever again...

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    Nina Dobrev would get it

    Right???


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    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

    Utah State is off the board.

    Fuuuuuukkkkk!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Hand caught in paper shredder


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Nina Dobrev would get it

    Right???...


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    I should just write up or video all three games tonight.

    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    ...My forecasts show two home upsets, E Mich and Central Mich. Not saying I totally trust the forecast but they are 78-22 against the moneylines over the last 100 college games. That's only a +4 units performance against the close though and a little better against openers.

    I have E Mich winning 31-27 and that makes some sense when I talk about the ml action on the game. Again, I have no action posted on this game, even with a 7 point dog forecasted as winning.

    I also forecast, with this current action that the line does go back to -6.5 from 7.

    I don't think the upward move is justified and you have a good number at 6.5.

    I could see Toledo winning by 7, still making at a one score game and about the moneyline. Let's hope that's the favorite tonight, and we can both hit...
    The theme for today looks to be Nina Dobrev....

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    Robinson Cano suspended a year for PED’s



    Whatever he was taking wasn’t working, what an idiot.
    Jeter couldn’t stand him, I think Jeter liked A Rod more and he couldn’t stand him either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Robinson Cano suspended a year for PED’s



    Whatever he was taking wasn’t working, what an idiot.
    Jeter couldn’t stand him, I think Jeter liked A Rod more and he couldn’t stand him either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    I should just write up or video all three games tonight.



    The theme for today looks to be Nina Dobrev....

    It’s not a bad theme really

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Good news is that it seems this line move toward Central Mich is bullshit and we are hitting it, trying to move it back.

    Let's see if we can get it back to a pick today.
    Bookmaker, BOL, now showing W Mich -1.

    Does it count to say you beat the closer if your the one moving the line?

    No it does not.

    It's not healthy and will only lead to trouble.

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    ^@DDD's vid
    Shame on me for not knowing who she is.
    She looks up at Conan's junk in the end there as if to wonder "I bet Ginger Boy is hung like Seattle Slew"

    Rubber face but real nice gams.
    Gave me a slight woody.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    ^@DDD's vid
    Shame on me for not knowing who she is.
    She looks up at Conan's junk in the end there as if to wonder "I bet Ginger Boy is hung like Seattle Slew"

    Rubber face but real nice gams.
    Gave me a slight woody.
    You talking about the Conan GIF or did I miss something?

    DDD posted a vid? Did he take it down, did I miss it?

    The GIF is funny though, look at Conan's legs...

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    Can we tee one up on her cleavage????

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Can we tee one up on her cleavage????

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    You talking about the Conan GIF or did I miss something?

    DDD posted a vid? Did he take it down, did I miss it?

    The GIF is funny though, look at Conan's legs...
    The GIF (which is more like a vid to me) or a GIF on steroids anyway.
    Or a hybrid GIF/vid

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    This was a good one.

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    Now I'm on to this...


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