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    What to do
    What to do
    What to do

    Could maybe go to sleep like the other normal people in the house just did.


    Nah

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    Btw Dags,KVB
    Yes I saw that chick's ass
    Absolute fire booty meat curves in that dress
    And she bucked the Llama at the would be home invaders like a boss
    Basically she saved everyone's ass
    And most likely her actual "ass" she saved as well

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    Yes KVB...I read that Trevor Lawrence should be available for this game...but despite their record, FSU still has some damn good athletes on that team that can play...they gave the Irish all they could handle before succumbing to them 42-26 and of course upset UNC...so I took my five best bets and did a 13PT teaser (+110)...I can't wait to see what the market funds do in respect to the teams that I picked...hopefully I picked right and hopefully none of my games get canceled because of covid-19.


    5TM 13PT teaser

    Risk: $1,000
    Win: $1,100

    UCF (+17.5)
    Florida ST (+46.5)
    Indiana (+33.5)
    Georgia Southern (+17.5)
    Kentucky (+43.5)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    What to do
    What to do
    What to do

    Could maybe go to sleep like the other normal people in the house just did.


    Nah
    lol, debating all the same things here, lol.

    Need something to watch on Netflix. Watched arrowverse shows with my daughter, but we're all out basically.

    Also need to rigth teh schedule al ittle bit. Need to get more done in the mornings, need to have my reports for sports worked on and done. It's like the ole office grind sometimes and I need to get it together.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Btw Dags,KVB
    Yes I saw that chick's ass
    Absolute fire booty meat curves in that dress
    And she bucked the Llama at the would be home invaders like a boss
    Basically she saved everyone's ass
    And most likely her actual "ass" she saved as well
    I saw the video. How did nobody get shot? They just shot down a hallway, but aimed to scare point blank? How did nobody get hit???? Fukkin stormtroopers invading.

    Also, I am VERY disappointed that they blurred out what I had hoped was a naked ass.

    So there's that.

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    Feel ya. Wish I could relax enough to sleep
    Don't have anxiety, just come to life with crazy 2nd and 3rd winds come nighttime .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Feel ya. Wish I could relax enough to sleep
    Don't have anxiety, just come to life with crazy 2nd and 3rd winds come nighttime .
    Just have Sam give you some killer head and then throttle her insides with your purple-headed, one-eyed monster!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Feel ya. Wish I could relax enough to sleep
    Don't have anxiety, just come to life with crazy 2nd and 3rd winds come nighttime .
    I have the same problem, but then again I drink Vodka Redbull all day and then wonder why I can't fall asleep at night?

    Lol go figure

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    I saw the video. How did nobody get shot? They just shot down a hallway, but aimed to scare point blank? How did nobody get hit???? Fukkin stormtroopers invading.

    Also, I am VERY disappointed that they blurred out what I had hoped was a naked ass.

    So there's that.
    You can see the crease in her sweet cheeks in that quick angle they show . What a righteous body indeed

    I'm also always amazed so many shots are fired in standoffs that don't hit anything . Even if you don't have good aim ,you can put your 2nd finger on the trigger and aim with your index finger.... essentially firing onto target with decent aim just by pointing your finger at them that naturally rests at sode of the barrel
    Hard to level out the weapon and aim down crosshairs .
    Why the 2nd finger as trigger finger and quick index finger point can work in amateur high stress situations

    I know it sounds dumb, but it can help

    Also funny as fukk all the gangs shoot sideways
    Mother fukking whole life is on the line and you want to risk going out cuz its cool to shoot your weapon at an angle thats not conducive to helping you hit your target/threat

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    I have the same problem, but then again I drink Vodka Redbull all day and then wonder why I can't fall asleep at night?

    Lol go figure
    Its all I know man
    My whole life
    Even prison
    Fukkers would turn off the lights for lights out
    and my ass be up doing push-ups with a deck of cards
    or shooting toilet paper balls into the toilet lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    ... "line movements" have been getting their collective asses kicked all year long.
    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    I'm fading that line move tonight, bettors who have gone with that move so far this season have done very well and I expect a sharp, short term, turn there...
    Manster on Thursday night Tennesse started like a 2 point favorite and it moved to Indy -1.

    In that post above, I'm referring to that line move. When I say bettors have done very well, what I was saying was really specific in that a bettor who bet 1 unit on every team that opened a dog and whose line then got smaller (crossing zero to become a fave or not) by 1.5 or more points would be about +6 units.

    That's a collective +6 or so units of ass kicking.

    Now I'm not calling that "sharp" or anything, I'm just reporting the facts.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    ..Also funny as fukk all the gangs shoot sideways
    Mother fukking whole life is on the line and you want to risk going out cuz its cool to shoot your weapon at an angle thats not conducive to helping you hit your target/threat



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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Its all I know man
    My whole life
    Even prison
    Fukkers would turn off the lights for lights out
    and my ass be up doing push-ups with a deck of cards
    or shooting toilet paper balls into the toilet lol
    Everytime we went camping I was last to go to bed and first wake up, always.

    Smoking bowls on both ends of that too.

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    Yup . Somehow up around same time as others
    But fell asleep 5 hours after they did

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Its all I know man
    My whole life
    Even prison
    Fukkers would turn off the lights for lights out
    and my ass be up doing push-ups with a deck of cards
    or shooting toilet paper balls into the toilet lol
    You know how you do push-ups with those cards big guy?

    You shuffle them up really good and then you draw a card, whatever the number is on that card that's how many push-up you have to do, face cards obviously are worth 10 aces are worth 15. Once you've completed the whole deck you should have down around 400 push-ups I think the exact number is 398.

    So that's how you pass time when you're locked up.

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    It isn't even late here, I'm just burnt from little sleep last night and a long day today.

    Going to lace some full spectrum oil with a sugar cookie.

    Or the other way around, not sure yet.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    It isn't even late here, I'm just burnt from little sleep last night and a long day today.

    Going to lace some full spectrum oil with a sugar cookie.

    Or the other way around, not sure yet.

    Why don't you lece your dick with some sugar titts?

    Usually puts me right to sleep

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    You know how you do push-ups with those cards big guy?

    You shuffle them up really good and then you draw a card, whatever the number is on that card that's how many push-up you have to do, face cards obviously are worth 10 aces are worth 15. Once you've completed the whole deck you should have down around 400 push-ups I think the exact number is 398.

    So that's how you pass time when you're locked up.
    Lol .... what you think I meant by
    Doing push-ups with a deck of cards
    Used to be able to do a whole deck
    With short breaks ,and I'd do most of them
    Diamond shape push-ups

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    Why don't you lece your dick with some sugar titts?

    Usually puts me right to sleep
    Indeed, I do believe there will be some action this evening and in the morning. Got to start the week off right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Lol .... what you think I meant by
    Doing push-ups with a deck of cards
    Used to be able to do a whole deck
    With short breaks ,and I'd do most of them
    Diamond shape push-ups
    I could crush a whole deck in 3 hours.

    These days I haven't done them much.

    When I'm sober I'll try and let you know how many I get to.

    Not the deck just how many I get to just doing straight push ups in a row.

    I ant doing that whole deck. Any nobody got time fo dat!

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    I feel ya . My shit be cracking when I try to do push-ups anymore . Fawwwwwkkk

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    I'm watching The Equalizer and I just thought of a funny ass joke it goes like this.

    Her: so what do you do for a living?

    Me: you ever seen the movie The Equalizer?

    Her: damn you like that? You gonna save a hoe? Take me shopping? Put a ring on it?

    Me: no I'm not opposite of The Equalizer I just come in hot shooting everyone!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    I feel ya . My shit be cracking when I try to do push-ups anymore . Fawwwwwkkk
    Right! Wtf! I'm laying in bed and my shit's cracking!

    We are getting too old for her own good fiddles

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    I feel ya . My shit be cracking when I try to do push-ups anymore . Fawwwwwkkk
    Tell me about it.



    Ankle therapy was good though, it got me in the gym, on the bike, etc.

    Now gyms shutting down again, at least the ankle is much better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    I'm watching The Equalizer and I just thought of a funny ass joke it goes like this.

    Her: so what do you do for a living?

    Me: you ever seen the movie The Equalizer?

    Her: damn you like that? You gonna save a hoe? Take me shopping? Put a ring on it?

    Me: no I'm not opposite of The Equalizer I just come in hot shooting everyone!
    And the whole Forum gives Rick James a big Applause for coming up with such a funny joke!

    And fidels and kvb each give him 750 bet points because he is such a boss

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    Knee slapper Bricker, knee slapper.

    I did laugh when I read it.

    I'm going for the hot shower again.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post


    Knee slapper Bricker, knee slapper.

    I did laugh when I read it.

    I'm going for the hot shower again.

    So.....? 750?

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    Okay okay shut the penetrate up I just thought of another one this one's even funnier, I just saw this preview for Liam Neeson's new movie called "take me back" or some shit. Obviously some revenge like he always does Revenge flicks:

    Her: arrrahaaaagh

    Neeson: I know what you're doing to my daughter and I'm going to find you

    Kidnappers: you're a big old but you'll never find us

    Neeson: I've developed a set of skills over the years that let's me find you

    And then he's just sitting there a Google going through the algorithms figuring it out.


    The punch line was very lame. I had a bunch of other ones but they would probably be inappropriate 4 SBR so, sorry! Got to pay that 750 to hear the last punchline. Oh!

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    This thread has been idle for over 8 hours.
    Y'all turning into a bunch of slackers.

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    Nasher, where is everybody?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Nasher, where is everybody?
    I'm here.
    I'm multi-tasking like a bunny rabbit too.

    Paid all the utilities for Casa de Nasher earlier this morning.
    Made a near perfect omelet.
    Did the budget for December.
    Cleaned up Coopers wee-wee pad.
    Swept the floor, cleaned the crusty tomato sauce from this weekends pasta off the stove top.

    I am your everyday domestic god (with a small 'g') as we don't want to piss off the Big Man.

    Hi Daggles.




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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    So.....? 750?
    Not this time, but I almost gave them to you. I forgot, the bulk of my points have a charity purpose right now.

    Otherwise I wouldn’t care LOL as I always give all my points away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Nasher, where is everybody?
    It’s been a few late nights, we are all resting and fukking, and resting again.

    And fukking again.


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