1. 06-02-13 01:11 PM #1
    TheCentaur
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    What are some stupid things you've done to impress girls?

    When I was 11 or 12 I was at the beach and there was a girl I liked nearby so I started punching sand dunes. Made perfect sense at the time.

    When I was about 14 I got a random boner in the mall as u do at that age. I went to the bathroom and adjusted myself so that my pants poked straight out and I cruised around the food court.

    How about you guys?
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  2. 06-02-13 01:24 PM #2
    butter674
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    Bought a house for my fiancé at the time thinking it would make her forget that I am an a**hole.

    Woman make men do things that men do
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  3. 06-02-13 01:36 PM #3
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    Piss in the shower

    On her feet
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  4. 06-02-13 02:21 PM #4
    konck
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    I beat this piss out of a kid walking around the mall with a boner a lot of girls said it wasn't cool for picking on something so small
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  5. 06-02-13 03:51 PM #5
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    bunch of virgins in here
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  6. 06-02-13 04:15 PM #6
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    came in her ass
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  7. 06-02-13 05:03 PM #7
    TheCentaur
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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    I beat this piss out of a kid walking around the mall with a boner a lot of girls said it wasn't cool for picking on something so small
    More like you got intimidated and sat out just like in the SBR poker room
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