1. 05-08-13 06:02 PM #1
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    Name some things you would be sure to do if you ever had to murder someone...

    to keep from getting caught

    -Leave your phone on hidden behind some cereal in a grocery store while it was happening

    -Perform the task left handed (right handed if ur left handed)

    -Text ur victim a couple of times several hours or a day after the murder about ordinary things, then follow it up with a "did you get my messages?"*

    *This is only done if you already regularly text/call the person
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  2. 05-08-13 06:07 PM #2
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    #3 is huge red flag.
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    Put em in the meat cutter and send em to mcdonalds sopranos style
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  8. 05-08-13 06:26 PM #8
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    Not posting on message boards about how to get away with killing people would be tops on my list.
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  9. 05-08-13 06:27 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    to keep from getting caught

    -Leave your phone on hidden behind some cereal in a grocery store while it was happening

    -Perform the task left handed (right handed if ur left handed)

    -Text ur victim a couple of times several hours or a day after the murder about ordinary things, then follow it up with a "did you get my messages?"
    I don't know about leaving your phone. I'm sure there are cameras so they could see you left it and came back.
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  10. 05-08-13 06:28 PM #10
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    #1 and #3 awful ideas
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  12. 05-08-13 06:35 PM #12
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    If you ever had to murder someone you are ****** up. If you had to self defend, that is different.
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  15. 05-08-13 06:50 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Centaur is the new TTwarrior. Only fatter and dumber.
    Insult me for no reason and you go out of the tourney on the bubble seconds later. Hope you've learned ur lesson
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  17. 05-08-13 06:57 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Insult me for no reason and you go out of the tourney on the bubble seconds later. Hope you've learned ur lesson
    Lesson learned.
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  18. 05-08-13 09:09 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by robmpink View Post
    If you ever had to murder someone you are ****** up. If you had to self defend, that is different.
    Maybe like you knew this person was abusing little kids or was pulling BI scams on people but was really rich and hires the best lawyers/has the chief of police in his pocket
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  19. 05-08-13 09:40 PM #19
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    Reported to the proper authorities.
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  20. 05-09-13 01:57 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer_Demo View Post
    Put em in the meat cutter and send em to mcdonalds sopranos style
    like I said

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    Big key here: Tell no one!!!!
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  23. 05-09-13 03:04 AM #23
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    #1: Don't do it next door to Charles Ramsey.
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  24. 05-09-13 02:25 PM #24
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  25. 05-09-13 02:33 PM #25
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  26. 05-09-13 02:48 PM #26
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    A girl was raped and murdered off a really busy street in the inner CBD recently that really made me wonder about our phones. He grabbed her, took her into a side street, raped and killed her despite all of the foot and vehicle traffic and then went home for his car to put her in a shallow grave outside of Melbourne while leaving her in the side street. Somehow the police were able to determine where her phone was travelling after she'd been reported missing and then narrowed it down to the 3 or so people in a city of 4 million+ people who were travelling in the same direction at the exact same time. All despite him breaking her phone and splitting the SIM in half. His mistake was failing to throw out her phone. He left it in the car for the journey to the grave and then brought it home and hid it in his washing mashine thinking because he cracked the iphone and the SIM right in half it was rendered useless and would be even moreso after he washed it but something in the iphone obviously still tracks. Seriously tripped me out but made me feel so much better at the same time.
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  27. 05-09-13 03:12 PM #27
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  28. 05-09-13 05:19 PM #28
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    There's pretty much no way to get away with it if you have some connection to the victim......Random murder for no reason is a different story, but even then there would be some kind of slip up or evidence left behind 99% of the time
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  30. 05-09-13 06:14 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyLineDawg View Post
    There's pretty much no way to get away with it if you have some connection to the victim
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  32. 05-09-13 07:06 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    One guy is dead, one is disbarred, and one is in jail. Go figure
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  33. 05-09-13 11:40 PM #33
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    Can I use an idea from before?
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  34. 05-10-13 12:08 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Can I use an idea from before?
    Seaweed how would you do grandma ?
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  35. 05-10-13 01:01 AM #35
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